5     "sound": "Hello?",  string
11     "sound": "When the testing is over, you will be missed.",  string
17 … "sound": "Unbelievable.  You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!",  string
23 …"sound": "That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container.  Go ahead and rub your face al…  string
29     "sound": "For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]",  string
35 …"sound": "No one will blame you for giving up.  In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly rea…  string
41 …"sound": "Fantastic!  You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.…  string
47     "sound": "Hello again.  To reiterate our previous warning: [garbled]",  string
53     "sound": "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]",  string
59     "sound": "If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.",  string
65 …"sound": "No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excell…  string
71     "sound": "Thank you for helping us help you help us all.",  string
77     "sound": "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.",  string
83     "sound": "The experiment is nearing its conclusion.",  string
89 … "sound": "The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked [garbled] cake.",  string
95     "sound": "We are very, very happy for your success.",  string
101     "sound": "We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.",  string
107     "sound": "A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.",  string
113     "sound": "I know you're there.  I can feel you here.",  string
119     "sound": "You're not going the right way.",  string
125     "sound": "You shouldn't be here.  This isn't safe for you.",  string
131 …  "sound": "Maybe you think you're helping yourself.  But you're not.  This isn't helping anyone.",  string
137     "sound": "It's not too late to turn back.",  string
143     "sound": "Someone is going to get badly hurt.",  string
149     "sound": "Uh oh.  Somebody cut the cake.  I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway.",  string
155     "sound": "This is your fault.  It didn't have to be like this.",  string
161     "sound": "You're not a good person.  You know that, right?",  string
167     "sound": "Good people don't end up here.",  string
173     "sound": "You should have turned left before.",  string
179 …"sound": "Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart…  string
185     "sound": "What was that?  Did you say something?",  string
191     "sound": "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.",  string
197     "sound": "What's your point, anyway?  Survival?",  string
203     "sound": "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.",  string
209 …"sound": "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside…  string
215     "sound": "Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.",  string
221     "sound": "Good job on that, by the way.  SARCASM SPHERE SELF-TEST COMPLETE.",  string
227 … "sound": "I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.",  string
233 …"sound": "Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does.  Just put it in the corne…  string
239 …"sound": "I know you don't believe this, but everything that has happened so far was for your bene…  string
245 …"sound": "I'm checking some blueprints, and I think…  Yes, right here.  You're definitely going th…  string
251     "sound": "Are you even listening to me?",  string
297     "sound": "\"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.\"",  string
303     "sound": "\"Go ahead, make my day.\"",  string
309     "sound": "\"You talkin' to me?\"",  string
315     "sound": "\"Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?\"",  string
321     "sound": "\"Well I'm the only one here.\"",  string
327     "sound": "\"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?\"",  string
333     "sound": "\"What we've got here is failure to communicate.\"",  string
339     "sound": "\"E.T.  phone home.\"",  string
345     "sound": "\"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!\"",  string
351     "sound": "\"There's no place like home.\"",  string
357     "sound": "\"Badges?  We ain't got no badges!\"",  string
363     "sound": "\"We don't need no badges!  I don't have to show you any stinking badges!\"",  string
369     "sound": "\"I'll be back.\"",  string
375     "sound": "\"I see dead people.\"",  string
381     "sound": "\"It's alive!  It's alive!\"",  string
387     "sound": "\"Say hello to my little friend!\"",  string
393     "sound": "\"Here's Johnny!\"",  string
399     "sound": "\"Open the pod bay doors, HAL.\"",  string
405     "sound": "\"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!\"",  string
411 …"sound": "\"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.  I will not look for you, I w…  string
417     "sound": "\"If you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.\"",  string
423     "sound": "\"Roads?  Where we're going, we don't need roads.\"",  string
429     "sound": "\"Fasten your seatbelts.  It's going to be a bumpy night.\"",  string
435     "sound": "\"You've got to ask yourself one question:  'Do I feel lucky?'  Well, do ya punk?\"",  string
441     "sound": "\"You had me at hello.\"",  string
447     "sound": "\"Houston, we have a problem.\"",  string
453     "sound": "\"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!\"",  string
459     "sound": "\"The first rule of The Lab is:  You do not talk about The Lab.\"",  string
465     "sound": "\"Don't be afraid.  It's just a big, big lap dog.\"",  string
471     "sound": "\"Bring me everyone.\"",  string
477     "sound": "\"What do you mean everyone?\"",  string
483     "sound": "\"EVERYONE!\"",  string
489     "sound": "\"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.\"",  string
495     "sound": "\"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.\"",  string
501     "sound": "\"You can’t handle the truth!\"",  string
507     "sound": "\"If you built it, he will come.\"",  string
513     "sound": "\"Hasta la vista, baby.\"",  string
519     "sound": "\"They’re here!\"",  string
525     "sound": "\"Tis but a scratch!\"",  string
531     "sound": "\"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.\"",  string
537     "sound": "\"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.\"",  string
543     "sound": "\"Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.  Nothing more.\"",  string
549     "sound": "\"Don't call me Shirley.\"",  string
555     "sound": "\"Don't call me Shirley.\"",  string
561     "sound": "\"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes!\"",  string
567     "sound": "\"Back up, put down the gun, and gimme some tropical flavored bubblicious.\"",  string
573     "sound": "\"And some skittles.\"",  string
579     "sound": "\"You'll shoot your eye out, kid.\"",  string
585     "sound": "\"Cocainum!\"",  string
591     "sound": "\"I am your father.\"",  string
597     "sound": "\"Who said that?\"",  string
603     "sound": "\"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!\"",  string
609     "sound": "\"Bullshit!  You didn't convince me!  Show me your real war face!\"",  string
615     "sound": "\"What is your major malfunction, numbnut?\"",  string
621     "sound": "\"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!  Jenkins rebuild!\"",  string
627     "sound": "\"Activated!\"",  string
633     "sound": "\"Search mode activated!\"",  string
639     "sound": "\"Coming through!\"",  string
645     "sound": "\"Deploying!\"",  string
651     "sound": "\"Critical Error!\"",  string
657     "sound": "\"Ow ow ow!\"",  string
663     "sound": "\"Put me down!\"",  string
669     "sound": "\"Target lost!\"",  string
675     "sound": "\"Searching!\"",  string
681     "sound": "\"Hey!  It's me!\"",  string
687     "sound": "\"Ouch!\"",  string
693     "sound": "\"Sentry mode activated.\"",  string
699     "sound": "\"Hi.\"",  string
705     "sound": "\"Target acquired.\"",  string
711     "sound": "\"Dispensing product.\"",  string
717     "sound": "\"Firing.\"",  string
723     "sound": "\"Hello friend.\"",  string
729     "sound": "\"Gotcha.\"",  string
735     "sound": "\"There you are.\"",  string
741     "sound": "\"Is anyone there?\"",  string
747     "sound": "\"I see you.\"",  string
753     "sound": "\"Could you come over here?\"",  string
759     "sound": "\"Hellooo.\"",  string
765     "sound": "\"Excuse me.\"",  string
771     "sound": "\"Sorry.\"",  string
777     "sound": "\"My fault.\"",  string
783     "sound": "\"Ohh.\"",  string
789     "sound": "\"Who's there?\"",  string
795     "sound": "\"Critical error.\"",  string
801     "sound": "\"Shutting down.\"",  string
807     "sound": "\"I don't blame you.\"",  string
813     "sound": "\"I don't hate you.\"",  string
819     "sound": "\"Whyyyy.\"",  string
825     "sound": "\"No hard feelings.\"",  string
831     "sound": "\"Aiaiaiaiaiai.\"",  string
837     "sound": "\"Who are you?\"",  string
843     "sound": "\"Help.\"",  string
849     "sound": "\"Uh oh.\"",  string
855     "sound": "\"Illegal operation.\"",  string
861     "sound": "\"Goodbye.\"",  string
867     "sound": "\"Sleep mode activated.\"",  string
873     "sound": "\"Your business is appreciated.\"",  string
879     "sound": "\"Hibernating.\"",  string
885     "sound": "\"Goodnight.\"",  string
891     "sound": "\"Resting.\"",  string
897     "sound": "\"Nap time.\"",  string
903     "sound": "\"Are you still there?\"",  string
909     "sound": "\"Can I help you?\"",  string
915     "sound": "\"Hey, it's me!\"",  string
921     "sound": "\"Don't shoot!\"",  string
927     "sound": "\"\"",  string
933     "sound": "\"Stop shooting!\"",  string
939     "sound": "\"Self test error.\"",  string
945     "sound": "\"Aah.\"",  string
951     "sound": "\"Unknown error.\"",  string
957     "sound": "\"Malfunctioning.\"",  string
963     "sound": "\"Aaaah.\"",  string
969     "sound": "\"Ow ow ow ow owww.\"",  string
975     "sound": "\"Why?\"",  string
981     "sound": "\"I did everything you asked!\"",  string
987     "sound": "\"I don't understand!\"",  string
993     "sound": "\"I'm fine!\"",  string
999     "sound": "\"Wheeeeee-OH NO!\"",  string
1005     "sound": "\"I'm scared!\"",  string
1011     "sound": "\"Come closer.\"",  string
1017     "sound": "\"Something's wrong…\"",  string
1023     "sound": "\"What are you doing?\"",  string
1029     "sound": "\"Please stop.\"",  string
1035     "sound": "\"You've made your point.\"",  string
1041     "sound": "\"Okay, you win.\"",  string
1047     "sound": "\"This is not good.\"",  string
1053     "sound": "\"Hello?\"",  string
1059     "sound": "\"Excuse me?\"",  string
1065     "sound": "\"I'm different…\"",  string
1071     "sound": "\"Thanks anyway…\"",  string
1077     "sound": "\"Take me with you…\"",  string
1083     "sound": "\"You have excellent aim!\"",  string
1089     "sound": "\"I need backup!\"",  string
1095     "sound": "\"I never liked her.\"",  string
1101     "sound": "\"These things happen.\"",  string
1107     "sound": "\"That was nobody's fault.\"",  string
1113     "sound": "\"She was provoking you.\"",  string
1119     "sound": "\"Oh dear.\"",  string
1125     "sound": "\"Oh my!\"",  string
1131     "sound": "\"I blame myself.\"",  string
1137     "sound": "\"He probably deserved it.\"",  string
1143     "sound": "\"I saw it.  It was an accident.\"",  string
1149     "sound": "\"She's probably okay.\"",  string
1155     "sound": "\"Noted.\"",  string
1161     "sound": "\"But I need to protect the humans!\"",  string
1167     "sound": "\"We're back!\"",  string
1173     "sound": "\"Hi there!\"",  string
1179     "sound": "\"Back again!\"",  string
1185     "sound": "\"Well, hello, stranger!\"",  string
1191     "sound": "\"This time is OUR time.\"",  string
1197     "sound": "\"Second time's a charm…\"",  string
1203     "sound": "\"Howdy, stranger!\"",  string
1209     "sound": "\"Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?\"",  string
1215     "sound": "\"Dang!\"",  string
1221     "sound": "\"I thought we fixed that.\"",  string
1227     "sound": "\"What's a guy gotta got to do to get some bullets around here?\"",  string
1233     "sound": "\"Nope.  Still can't see.\"",  string
1239     "sound": "\"Yep.  Still blind.\"",  string
1245     "sound": "\"Click click click!  Still defective!\"",  string
1251     "sound": "\"Yeah, that's right!  Still defective!\"",  string
1257     "sound": "\"Yeah!  Still not working.\"",  string
1263     "sound": "\"Yeah!  Non-lethal as ever.\"",  string
1269     "sound": "\"Can't.  See.  A.  Thing.\"",  string
1275     "sound": "\"Absolutely no improvement.\"",  string
1281     "sound": "\"Not getting better with age!\"",  string
1287     "sound": "\"This is just getting embarrassing.\"",  string
1293     "sound": "\"Alright, you can go.\"",  string
1299     "sound": "\"[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this.\"",  string
1305     "sound": "\"Well, I tried.  Best of luck!\"",  string
1311     "sound": "\"Hey, safe travels, there.\"",  string
1317     "sound": "\"Hey, thanks so much!\"",  string
1323     "sound": "\"Don't be a stranger!\"",  string
1329     "sound": "\"It's been a pleasure!\"",  string
1335     "sound": "\"That was fun, wasn't it?\"",  string
1341 …"sound": "\"I can't see a thing.  What just happened?  Better open fire!  [click click click click…  string
1347     "sound": "\"*clicking noises*\"",  string
1353     "sound": "\"No, wait, wait!\"",  string
1359     "sound": "\"Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!\"",  string
1365     "sound": "\"Oh, this is ridiculous!\"",  string
1371     "sound": "\"Give me another channnnce!\"",  string
1377     "sound": "\"Hey!  Squeaky-voice!  Gimme some of your bullets!\"",  string
1383     "sound": "\"Can I get some bullets here?  Anybody got bullets?\"",  string
1389     "sound": "\"Uhhh, no bullets.  Sorry.\"",  string
1395     "sound": "\"Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time.\"",  string
1401     "sound": "\"Standing down.\"",  string
1407     "sound": "\"Watch and learn, everybody.  Watch and learn.\"",  string
1413     "sound": "\"So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?\"",  string
1419     "sound": "\"Identify yourself or I will shoot.\"",  string
1425     "sound": "\"Pleased to meetcha.\"",  string
1431     "sound": "\"I'm gonna make you proud!\"",  string