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DF, back to the future DF - back to BSD's future -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % Theres a hole in my mem-ory, Theres a hole in my mem-ory, the compactor had a go, the memory now is low, Theres a hole in my mem-ory! free your mallocs, dianora, dianora, dianora. Free your mallocs dianora, it isn't strange there's a hole Theres a hole in my memory, dear coolvibe dear coolvibe, theres a hole in my memory dear coolvibe ! Why fix it Dianora, Dianora, Why fix it Dianora Dianora ! -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % Daemons gathered in their masses just like hackers at conventions evil code that plots destruction sorceror of mass construction in the fields the coredump's burning as the code machine keeps turning Death and hatred to bugkind. poisoning their debugged minds oh lord yeah! -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % < GeekGod> speak now or forever hold your commit -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % < schoolio> The watched kernel never panics -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % > I'm just joking. But I may hand a commit bit to anyone who > submits too many cosmetic changes and make that person our > official cosmetics spokeperson :-). Just call me "Mary Kay" :D -- Chis Pressey in reply to Matt Dillon on the submit@ mailinglist % BSD Bibles Sex Drugs kinda like the mormans -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % Niacin: BSD --- The Mad Cow Disease ;) -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % Pokemon DragonFlyBSD: "Gotta patch 'em all" -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % can I play with sourcecode the coder looks at his crystal ball can I play with sourcecode there is no vision there at all can I play with sourcecode - the coder looked and he laughed at me can I play with sourcecode - he said you're blind, too blind to seeee coolvibe, your killing me how am i supposed to get anything done.. -- coolvibe molesting some Iron Maiden lyrics on EFnet #dragonflybsd % <@Dianora> hsu is sending me porn! <@Dianora> X-From_: hsu@freebsd.org Tue Mar 23 13:02:07 2004 <@Dianora> From: hsu@freebsd.org <@Dianora> To: db@db.net <@Dianora> Subject: Re: Free porn <@Dianora> I hate those viruses <+aaron> at least it's *free* porn. -- overheard on EFnet #dragonflybsd % [talking about Matt's bike accident and broken shoulder] < GeekGod> i hadn't even heard of that paticular bone before matts fun <@coolvibe> what, clavicle? < GeekGod> roger <+aaron> there's a bone named roger? -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % <@cpressey> oh, well. ok then. <@coolvibe> ? -!- cpressey is now known as marykay <@coolvibe> hahahahah -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % <@buggs> BSD had hacker called Matt <@buggs> And all his patches were fat <@buggs> But the whining masses cried like a kid <@buggs> And took away his commit bit <@buggs> But he still was coding high <@buggs> And put them all in DragonFly -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % <@cpressey> panic: bikeshed: wrong colour -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd % <@coolvibe> I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to get the mutexes from my mind. What did I see, can I believe, that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy <@coolvibe> just what I saw, in that old code, where they reflections of those past hacks staring back at me <@coolvibe> cos in my dreams, it's always there, the evil lock that twists my mind and brings me to dispair! <@coolvibe> the night was black, was no use holding back, cus I just had to see, was someone watching me. <@coolvibe> In the mist, dark hackers move and twist, was all this for real, or some kind of hell <@coolvibe> 6 66, the number of the beasty <@coolvibe> hacks and locks were spawned to be released <@coolvibe> compilers blazed, and sacred chants were praised, as they start to cry, hands held to the sky <@coolvibe> in the night, the locks were spinning bright, the ritual has begun, beasties work is done <@coolvibe> six, six six, the number of the beastie, sacrifice is going on tonight -- coolvibe molesting more Iron Maiden lyrics, on EFnet #dragonflybsd % and now nobody can get an ip except me which added some ugly hack into the network stack -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD % 15:27 <@dillon> It's been a long slog 15:28 <@dillon> but now it is allllll over 15:28 <@dillon> time for pie! -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD