1 Alpo is 99 cents per can--that's almost 7 dog dollars! 2 And now, Hoagy Carmichael and "Star Dust" ... 3 Charlie McCarthy: the woodpeckers' pin-up boy ... 4 Cur vaccae speluncam retro intrant? 5 Kill all mountain lions before they kill you! 6 Les gens heureux me font chier -- Reiser 7 Your post proves the Fourth Stooge Theory. 8 the blue Bull, a half-smoke, and a pack of Kools ... 9 Moderation in everything, including moderation itself. 10 Ada Lovelace 1815-1851, mother of all programmers. 11 You're the flower of my heart, sweet Adeline. 12 The NBA and NHL, as different as night and day. 13"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 14"Hello, Lorena Bobbitt? This is Hillary Clinton ..." 15"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke 16"The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero 17A good name is more desirable than great riches... 18A sharing of life's glories: bread, and roses too. 19Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. 20Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. 21Do you dream about the moonlight on the Wabash? 22A thief believes that everybody steals. 23Dollars cannot buy yesterday. 24 Linux, the choice of a GNU generation. 25 Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! 26 Friends don't let friends use Windows. 27 It wasn't God who made honky tonk angels 28 NT? No Thanks. 29 He does the work of 3 men: Larry, Moe, and Curly. 30 Hey gang! Let's all sing along with Mitch! 31 Oh, for the days of the knights who say "nee"! 32Durians, real fruits for real people. 33Each person constructs his own bed of nails. 34The LPGA? Yeah, but what does the 'L' stand for? 35 Always drink upstream from the herd. 36Each person gets to heaven in his own way. 37 Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the f*** was that???" 38 Never squat with your spurs on. 39Mount up, and ride to the sound of the guns! 40Each person is the architect of his own fortune. 41Facts are stubborn things. 42Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance. 43Feather by feather the goose is plucked. 44Friends don't let friends use Windows. 45If it ain't Kitty Wells, then who the hell is it? 46Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat. 47How dieth the wise man? As the fool. 48Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue. 49I yam Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated. 50If PRO's opposite of CON, what's opposite of progress? 51If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well. 52It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar. 53Jenny MacDonald, two eyes of blue kept "Smilin' Through" 54Listen to the whispering trees with rustling leaves. 55May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss. 56Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. 57NASA offer: Find the Mars probe, and win a case of Tang! 58Nelson Eddy & Jenny MacDonald: "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" 59No one test the depth of a river with both feet. 60Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. 61 Every man dies, but not every man really lives. 62Only the hand that erases can write the true thing. 63Put off procrastinating till a later time. 64Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on. 65She has been under more drunken sailors than a head. 66Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. 67 The Boat is Full. 68The Colonel is dead, but we still eat his chicken. 69The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods. 70The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed. 71and now Jeanette MacDonald with "Beyond the Blue Horizon" 72The gold rush is over and the bum's rush is on ... 73 Sonja Henie's tutu! 74 It's Sergeant Preston and his wonder dog Yukon King! 75 "Every man a king!" -- the great Huey Long 76Republic Pictures presents "Taglines of the Purple Sage"! 77Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes. 78The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat. 79The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. 80They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak. 81Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true. 82Think hard now! Which one is Shinola? 83This message has been UNIXized for your protection. 84Those easily shocked should be shocked more often 85To excel at what you do, you must love doing it. 86To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die. 87Truck Pulls: for people who can't understand the WWF 88 Linux, the choice of a GNU generation. 89 Get Charlie off the MTA 90Good taste is the flower of good sense. 91He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu." 92Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty. 93 This is an RKO Radio tagline ... _ ... _ ... _ 94When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears. 95Where were you when the ship hit the sand? 96 Who put the "arse" in Arsenio? 97 "You're a funny guy!" -- Goodfellas 98 It is I, Digby O'Dell, the friendly undertaker. 99and now, the wonderful Myron Floren plays "Lady of Spain" 100there are three things that come next, uh four... 101Win95 isn't dead . . . it just smells that way. 102Blame it on the Bossa Nova--the dance of love! 103Look out gals! It's Porter Wagoner and the Wagonmasters! 104What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason. 105Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that. 106God bless Texas and the Heroes of the Alamo! 107Davy. Davy Crockett. King of the Wild Frontier. 108Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot. 109