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2  {
3    "type": "speech",
4    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
5    "sound": "Hello?",
6    "volume": 10
7  },
8  {
9    "type": "speech",
10    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
11    "sound": "When the testing is over, you will be missed.",
12    "volume": 10
13  },
14  {
15    "type": "speech",
16    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
17    "sound": "Unbelievable.  You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!",
18    "volume": 20
19  },
20  {
21    "type": "speech",
22    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
23    "sound": "That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container.  Go ahead and rub your face all over it.",
24    "volume": 10
25  },
26  {
27    "type": "speech",
28    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
29    "sound": "For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]",
30    "volume": 20
31  },
32  {
33    "type": "speech",
34    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
35    "sound": "No one will blame you for giving up.  In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.",
36    "volume": 10
37  },
38  {
39    "type": "speech",
40    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
41    "sound": "Fantastic!  You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.",
42    "volume": 10
43  },
44  {
45    "type": "speech",
46    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
47    "sound": "Hello again.  To reiterate our previous warning: [garbled]",
48    "volume": 10
49  },
50  {
51    "type": "speech",
52    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
53    "sound": "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]",
54    "volume": 20
55  },
56  {
57    "type": "speech",
58    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
59    "sound": "If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.",
60    "volume": 10
61  },
62  {
63    "type": "speech",
64    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
65    "sound": "No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!",
66    "volume": 10
67  },
68  {
69    "type": "speech",
70    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
71    "sound": "Thank you for helping us help you help us all.",
72    "volume": 10
73  },
74  {
75    "type": "speech",
76    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
77    "sound": "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.",
78    "volume": 10
79  },
80  {
81    "type": "speech",
82    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
83    "sound": "The experiment is nearing its conclusion.",
84    "volume": 10
85  },
86  {
87    "type": "speech",
88    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
89    "sound": "The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked [garbled] cake.",
90    "volume": 10
91  },
92  {
93    "type": "speech",
94    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
95    "sound": "We are very, very happy for your success.",
96    "volume": 10
97  },
98  {
99    "type": "speech",
100    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
101    "sound": "We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.",
102    "volume": 10
103  },
104  {
105    "type": "speech",
106    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
107    "sound": "A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.",
108    "volume": 10
109  },
110  {
111    "type": "speech",
112    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
113    "sound": "I know you're there.  I can feel you here.",
114    "volume": 10
115  },
116  {
117    "type": "speech",
118    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
119    "sound": "You're not going the right way.",
120    "volume": 10
121  },
122  {
123    "type": "speech",
124    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
125    "sound": "You shouldn't be here.  This isn't safe for you.",
126    "volume": 10
127  },
128  {
129    "type": "speech",
130    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
131    "sound": "Maybe you think you're helping yourself.  But you're not.  This isn't helping anyone.",
132    "volume": 10
133  },
134  {
135    "type": "speech",
136    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
137    "sound": "It's not too late to turn back.",
138    "volume": 10
139  },
140  {
141    "type": "speech",
142    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
143    "sound": "Someone is going to get badly hurt.",
144    "volume": 10
145  },
146  {
147    "type": "speech",
148    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
149    "sound": "Uh oh.  Somebody cut the cake.  I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway.",
150    "volume": 10
151  },
152  {
153    "type": "speech",
154    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
155    "sound": "This is your fault.  It didn't have to be like this.",
156    "volume": 10
157  },
158  {
159    "type": "speech",
160    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
161    "sound": "You're not a good person.  You know that, right?",
162    "volume": 20
163  },
164  {
165    "type": "speech",
166    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
167    "sound": "Good people don't end up here.",
168    "volume": 10
169  },
170  {
171    "type": "speech",
172    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
173    "sound": "You should have turned left before.",
174    "volume": 10
175  },
176  {
177    "type": "speech",
178    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
179    "sound": "Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.",
180    "volume": 10
181  },
182  {
183    "type": "speech",
184    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
185    "sound": "What was that?  Did you say something?",
186    "volume": 20
187  },
188  {
189    "type": "speech",
190    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
191    "sound": "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.",
192    "volume": 10
193  },
194  {
195    "type": "speech",
196    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
197    "sound": "What's your point, anyway?  Survival?",
198    "volume": 20
199  },
200  {
201    "type": "speech",
202    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
203    "sound": "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.",
204    "volume": 10
205  },
206  {
207    "type": "speech",
208    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
209    "sound": "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.",
210    "volume": 10
211  },
212  {
213    "type": "speech",
214    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
215    "sound": "Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.",
216    "volume": 10
217  },
218  {
219    "type": "speech",
220    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
221    "sound": "Good job on that, by the way.  SARCASM SPHERE SELF-TEST COMPLETE.",
222    "volume": 20
223  },
224  {
225    "type": "speech",
226    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
227    "sound": "I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.",
228    "volume": 10
229  },
230  {
231    "type": "speech",
232    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
233    "sound": "Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does.  Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.",
234    "volume": 10
235  },
236  {
237    "type": "speech",
238    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
239    "sound": "I know you don't believe this, but everything that has happened so far was for your benefit.",
240    "volume": 10
241  },
242  {
243    "type": "speech",
244    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
245    "sound": "I'm checking some blueprints, and I think…  Yes, right here.  You're definitely going the wrong way.",
246    "volume": 10
247  },
248  {
249    "type": "speech",
250    "speaker": [ "aperture_potato", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
251    "sound": "Are you even listening to me?",
252    "volume": 20
253  },
254  {
255    "type": "snippet",
256    "category": "clickbait",
257    "text": "KEVIN SACRIFICING GAMEPLAY FOR REALISM?  THE SHOCKING TRUTH REVEALED"
258  },
259  {
260    "type": "snippet",
261    "category": "clickbait",
262    "text": "TEN FACTS ABOUT THE NEW BIONIC SYSTEM THAT WILL SHOCK YOU"
263  },
264  {
265    "type": "snippet",
266    "category": "clickbait",
267    "text": "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO JUST ADDED A NEW PROFESSION"
268  },
269  {
270    "type": "snippet",
271    "category": "clickbait",
272    "text": "TRIVIALIZE THE EARLY GAME WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE SPEAR WEAPON!  CONTRIBUTORS HATE HIM"
273  },
274  {
275    "type": "snippet",
276    "category": "clickbait",
277    "text": "A MEDICAL MUTANT SET THEMSELVES ON FIRE - YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT"
278  },
279  {
280    "type": "snippet",
281    "category": "clickbait",
282    "text": "THE TRUTH ABOUT CATACLYSM'S DEVELOPMENT - AND ITS DISGUSTING SECRET"
283  },
284  {
285    "type": "snippet",
286    "category": "clickbait",
287    "text": "IT'S TRUE - MUTAGEN IS 40% BLEACH, AND HERE'S WHY"
288  },
289  {
290    "type": "snippet",
291    "category": "clickbait",
292    "text": "20 EASY WAYS TO ESCAPE A LAB - #4 WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"
293  },
294  {
295    "type": "speech",
296    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
297    "sound": "\"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.\"",
298    "volume": 20
299  },
300  {
301    "type": "speech",
302    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
303    "sound": "\"Go ahead, make my day.\"",
304    "volume": 40
305  },
306  {
307    "type": "speech",
308    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
309    "sound": "\"You talkin' to me?\"",
310    "volume": 40
311  },
312  {
313    "type": "speech",
314    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
315    "sound": "\"Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?\"",
316    "volume": 40
317  },
318  {
319    "type": "speech",
320    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
321    "sound": "\"Well I'm the only one here.\"",
322    "volume": 40
323  },
324  {
325    "type": "speech",
326    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
327    "sound": "\"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?\"",
328    "volume": 40
329  },
330  {
331    "type": "speech",
332    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
333    "sound": "\"What we've got here is failure to communicate.\"",
334    "volume": 20
335  },
336  {
337    "type": "speech",
338    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
339    "sound": "\"E.T.  phone home.\"",
340    "volume": 20
341  },
342  {
343    "type": "speech",
344    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
345    "sound": "\"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!\"",
346    "volume": 40
347  },
348  {
349    "type": "speech",
350    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
351    "sound": "\"There's no place like home.\"",
352    "volume": 20
353  },
354  {
355    "type": "speech",
356    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
357    "sound": "\"Badges?  We ain't got no badges!\"",
358    "volume": 40
359  },
360  {
361    "type": "speech",
362    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
363    "sound": "\"We don't need no badges!  I don't have to show you any stinking badges!\"",
364    "volume": 40
365  },
366  {
367    "type": "speech",
368    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
369    "sound": "\"I'll be back.\"",
370    "volume": 20
371  },
372  {
373    "type": "speech",
374    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
375    "sound": "\"I see dead people.\"",
376    "volume": 20
377  },
378  {
379    "type": "speech",
380    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
381    "sound": "\"It's alive!  It's alive!\"",
382    "volume": 40
383  },
384  {
385    "type": "speech",
386    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
387    "sound": "\"Say hello to my little friend!\"",
388    "volume": 60
389  },
390  {
391    "type": "speech",
392    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
393    "sound": "\"Here's Johnny!\"",
394    "volume": 30
395  },
396  {
397    "type": "speech",
398    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
399    "sound": "\"Open the pod bay doors, HAL.\"",
400    "volume": 20
401  },
402  {
403    "type": "speech",
404    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
405    "sound": "\"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!\"",
406    "volume": 40
407  },
408  {
409    "type": "speech",
410    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
411    "sound": "\"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.  I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.\"",
412    "volume": 20
413  },
414  {
415    "type": "speech",
416    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
417    "sound": "\"If you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.\"",
418    "volume": 20
419  },
420  {
421    "type": "speech",
422    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
423    "sound": "\"Roads?  Where we're going, we don't need roads.\"",
424    "volume": 20
425  },
426  {
427    "type": "speech",
428    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
429    "sound": "\"Fasten your seatbelts.  It's going to be a bumpy night.\"",
430    "volume": 20
431  },
432  {
433    "type": "speech",
434    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
435    "sound": "\"You've got to ask yourself one question:  'Do I feel lucky?'  Well, do ya punk?\"",
436    "volume": 20
437  },
438  {
439    "type": "speech",
440    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
441    "sound": "\"You had me at hello.\"",
442    "volume": 20
443  },
444  {
445    "type": "speech",
446    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
447    "sound": "\"Houston, we have a problem.\"",
448    "volume": 20
449  },
450  {
451    "type": "speech",
452    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
453    "sound": "\"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!\"",
454    "volume": 40
455  },
456  {
457    "type": "speech",
458    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
459    "sound": "\"The first rule of The Lab is:  You do not talk about The Lab.\"",
460    "volume": 20
461  },
462  {
463    "type": "speech",
464    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
465    "sound": "\"Don't be afraid.  It's just a big, big lap dog.\"",
466    "volume": 20
467  },
468  {
469    "type": "speech",
470    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
471    "sound": "\"Bring me everyone.\"",
472    "volume": 20
473  },
474  {
475    "type": "speech",
476    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
477    "sound": "\"What do you mean everyone?\"",
478    "volume": 20
479  },
480  {
481    "type": "speech",
482    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
483    "sound": "\"EVERYONE!\"",
484    "volume": 60
485  },
486  {
487    "type": "speech",
488    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
489    "sound": "\"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.\"",
490    "volume": 20
491  },
492  {
493    "type": "speech",
494    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
495    "sound": "\"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.\"",
496    "volume": 20
497  },
498  {
499    "type": "speech",
500    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
501    "sound": "\"You can’t handle the truth!\"",
502    "volume": 20
503  },
504  {
505    "type": "speech",
506    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
507    "sound": "\"If you built it, he will come.\"",
508    "volume": 20
509  },
510  {
511    "type": "speech",
512    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
513    "sound": "\"Hasta la vista, baby.\"",
514    "volume": 30
515  },
516  {
517    "type": "speech",
518    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
519    "sound": "\"They’re here!\"",
520    "volume": 20
521  },
522  {
523    "type": "speech",
524    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
525    "sound": "\"Tis but a scratch!\"",
526    "volume": 20
527  },
528  {
529    "type": "speech",
530    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
531    "sound": "\"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.\"",
532    "volume": 20
533  },
534  {
535    "type": "speech",
536    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
537    "sound": "\"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.\"",
538    "volume": 20
539  },
540  {
541    "type": "speech",
542    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
543    "sound": "\"Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.  Nothing more.\"",
544    "volume": 20
545  },
546  {
547    "type": "speech",
548    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
549    "sound": "\"Don't call me Shirley.\"",
550    "volume": 20
551  },
552  {
553    "type": "speech",
554    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
555    "sound": "\"Don't call me Shirley.\"",
556    "volume": 20
557  },
558  {
559    "type": "speech",
560    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
561    "sound": "\"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes!\"",
562    "volume": 40
563  },
564  {
565    "type": "speech",
566    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
567    "sound": "\"Back up, put down the gun, and gimme some tropical flavored bubblicious.\"",
568    "volume": 20
569  },
570  {
571    "type": "speech",
572    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
573    "sound": "\"And some skittles.\"",
574    "volume": 20
575  },
576  {
577    "type": "speech",
578    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
579    "sound": "\"You'll shoot your eye out, kid.\"",
580    "volume": 20
581  },
582  {
583    "type": "speech",
584    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
585    "sound": "\"Cocainum!\"",
586    "volume": 30
587  },
588  {
589    "type": "speech",
590    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
591    "sound": "\"I am your father.\"",
592    "volume": 30
593  },
594  {
595    "type": "speech",
596    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
597    "sound": "\"Who said that?\"",
598    "volume": 30
599  },
600  {
601    "type": "speech",
602    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
603    "sound": "\"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!\"",
604    "volume": 60
605  },
606  {
607    "type": "speech",
608    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
609    "sound": "\"Bullshit!  You didn't convince me!  Show me your real war face!\"",
610    "volume": 60
611  },
612  {
613    "type": "speech",
614    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
615    "sound": "\"What is your major malfunction, numbnut?\"",
616    "volume": 60
617  },
618  {
619    "type": "speech",
620    "speaker": [ "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
621    "sound": "\"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!  Jenkins rebuild!\"",
622    "volume": 60
623  },
624  {
625    "type": "speech",
626    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
627    "sound": "\"Activated!\"",
628    "volume": 30
629  },
630  {
631    "type": "speech",
632    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
633    "sound": "\"Search mode activated!\"",
634    "volume": 30
635  },
636  {
637    "type": "speech",
638    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
639    "sound": "\"Coming through!\"",
640    "volume": 30
641  },
642  {
643    "type": "speech",
644    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
645    "sound": "\"Deploying!\"",
646    "volume": 30
647  },
648  {
649    "type": "speech",
650    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
651    "sound": "\"Critical Error!\"",
652    "volume": 30
653  },
654  {
655    "type": "speech",
656    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
657    "sound": "\"Ow ow ow!\"",
658    "volume": 30
659  },
660  {
661    "type": "speech",
662    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
663    "sound": "\"Put me down!\"",
664    "volume": 30
665  },
666  {
667    "type": "speech",
668    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
669    "sound": "\"Target lost!\"",
670    "volume": 30
671  },
672  {
673    "type": "speech",
674    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
675    "sound": "\"Searching!\"",
676    "volume": 30
677  },
678  {
679    "type": "speech",
680    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
681    "sound": "\"Hey!  It's me!\"",
682    "volume": 30
683  },
684  {
685    "type": "speech",
686    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
687    "sound": "\"Ouch!\"",
688    "volume": 30
689  },
690  {
691    "type": "speech",
692    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
693    "sound": "\"Sentry mode activated.\"",
694    "volume": 30
695  },
696  {
697    "type": "speech",
698    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
699    "sound": "\"Hi.\"",
700    "volume": 30
701  },
702  {
703    "type": "speech",
704    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
705    "sound": "\"Target acquired.\"",
706    "volume": 30
707  },
708  {
709    "type": "speech",
710    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
711    "sound": "\"Dispensing product.\"",
712    "volume": 30
713  },
714  {
715    "type": "speech",
716    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
717    "sound": "\"Firing.\"",
718    "volume": 30
719  },
720  {
721    "type": "speech",
722    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
723    "sound": "\"Hello friend.\"",
724    "volume": 30
725  },
726  {
727    "type": "speech",
728    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
729    "sound": "\"Gotcha.\"",
730    "volume": 30
731  },
732  {
733    "type": "speech",
734    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
735    "sound": "\"There you are.\"",
736    "volume": 30
737  },
738  {
739    "type": "speech",
740    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
741    "sound": "\"Is anyone there?\"",
742    "volume": 30
743  },
744  {
745    "type": "speech",
746    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
747    "sound": "\"I see you.\"",
748    "volume": 30
749  },
750  {
751    "type": "speech",
752    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
753    "sound": "\"Could you come over here?\"",
754    "volume": 30
755  },
756  {
757    "type": "speech",
758    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
759    "sound": "\"Hellooo.\"",
760    "volume": 30
761  },
762  {
763    "type": "speech",
764    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
765    "sound": "\"Excuse me.\"",
766    "volume": 30
767  },
768  {
769    "type": "speech",
770    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
771    "sound": "\"Sorry.\"",
772    "volume": 30
773  },
774  {
775    "type": "speech",
776    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
777    "sound": "\"My fault.\"",
778    "volume": 30
779  },
780  {
781    "type": "speech",
782    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
783    "sound": "\"Ohh.\"",
784    "volume": 30
785  },
786  {
787    "type": "speech",
788    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
789    "sound": "\"Who's there?\"",
790    "volume": 30
791  },
792  {
793    "type": "speech",
794    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
795    "sound": "\"Critical error.\"",
796    "volume": 30
797  },
798  {
799    "type": "speech",
800    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
801    "sound": "\"Shutting down.\"",
802    "volume": 30
803  },
804  {
805    "type": "speech",
806    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
807    "sound": "\"I don't blame you.\"",
808    "volume": 30
809  },
810  {
811    "type": "speech",
812    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
813    "sound": "\"I don't hate you.\"",
814    "volume": 30
815  },
816  {
817    "type": "speech",
818    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
819    "sound": "\"Whyyyy.\"",
820    "volume": 30
821  },
822  {
823    "type": "speech",
824    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
825    "sound": "\"No hard feelings.\"",
826    "volume": 30
827  },
828  {
829    "type": "speech",
830    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
831    "sound": "\"Aiaiaiaiaiai.\"",
832    "volume": 30
833  },
834  {
835    "type": "speech",
836    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
837    "sound": "\"Who are you?\"",
838    "volume": 30
839  },
840  {
841    "type": "speech",
842    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
843    "sound": "\"Help.\"",
844    "volume": 30
845  },
846  {
847    "type": "speech",
848    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
849    "sound": "\"Uh oh.\"",
850    "volume": 30
851  },
852  {
853    "type": "speech",
854    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
855    "sound": "\"Illegal operation.\"",
856    "volume": 30
857  },
858  {
859    "type": "speech",
860    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
861    "sound": "\"Goodbye.\"",
862    "volume": 30
863  },
864  {
865    "type": "speech",
866    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
867    "sound": "\"Sleep mode activated.\"",
868    "volume": 30
869  },
870  {
871    "type": "speech",
872    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
873    "sound": "\"Your business is appreciated.\"",
874    "volume": 30
875  },
876  {
877    "type": "speech",
878    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
879    "sound": "\"Hibernating.\"",
880    "volume": 30
881  },
882  {
883    "type": "speech",
884    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
885    "sound": "\"Goodnight.\"",
886    "volume": 30
887  },
888  {
889    "type": "speech",
890    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
891    "sound": "\"Resting.\"",
892    "volume": 30
893  },
894  {
895    "type": "speech",
896    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
897    "sound": "\"Nap time.\"",
898    "volume": 30
899  },
900  {
901    "type": "speech",
902    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
903    "sound": "\"Are you still there?\"",
904    "volume": 30
905  },
906  {
907    "type": "speech",
908    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
909    "sound": "\"Can I help you?\"",
910    "volume": 30
911  },
912  {
913    "type": "speech",
914    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
915    "sound": "\"Hey, it's me!\"",
916    "volume": 30
917  },
918  {
919    "type": "speech",
920    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
921    "sound": "\"Don't shoot!\"",
922    "volume": 30
923  },
924  {
925    "type": "speech",
926    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
927    "sound": "\"\"",
928    "volume": 30
929  },
930  {
931    "type": "speech",
932    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
933    "sound": "\"Stop shooting!\"",
934    "volume": 30
935  },
936  {
937    "type": "speech",
938    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
939    "sound": "\"Self test error.\"",
940    "volume": 30
941  },
942  {
943    "type": "speech",
944    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
945    "sound": "\"Aah.\"",
946    "volume": 30
947  },
948  {
949    "type": "speech",
950    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
951    "sound": "\"Unknown error.\"",
952    "volume": 30
953  },
954  {
955    "type": "speech",
956    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
957    "sound": "\"Malfunctioning.\"",
958    "volume": 30
959  },
960  {
961    "type": "speech",
962    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
963    "sound": "\"Aaaah.\"",
964    "volume": 30
965  },
966  {
967    "type": "speech",
968    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
969    "sound": "\"Ow ow ow ow owww.\"",
970    "volume": 30
971  },
972  {
973    "type": "speech",
974    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
975    "sound": "\"Why?\"",
976    "volume": 30
977  },
978  {
979    "type": "speech",
980    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
981    "sound": "\"I did everything you asked!\"",
982    "volume": 30
983  },
984  {
985    "type": "speech",
986    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
987    "sound": "\"I don't understand!\"",
988    "volume": 30
989  },
990  {
991    "type": "speech",
992    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
993    "sound": "\"I'm fine!\"",
994    "volume": 30
995  },
996  {
997    "type": "speech",
998    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
999    "sound": "\"Wheeeeee-OH NO!\"",
1000    "volume": 30
1001  },
1002  {
1003    "type": "speech",
1004    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1005    "sound": "\"I'm scared!\"",
1006    "volume": 30
1007  },
1008  {
1009    "type": "speech",
1010    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1011    "sound": "\"Come closer.\"",
1012    "volume": 30
1013  },
1014  {
1015    "type": "speech",
1016    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1017    "sound": "\"Something's wrong…\"",
1018    "volume": 30
1019  },
1020  {
1021    "type": "speech",
1022    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1023    "sound": "\"What are you doing?\"",
1024    "volume": 30
1025  },
1026  {
1027    "type": "speech",
1028    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1029    "sound": "\"Please stop.\"",
1030    "volume": 30
1031  },
1032  {
1033    "type": "speech",
1034    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1035    "sound": "\"You've made your point.\"",
1036    "volume": 30
1037  },
1038  {
1039    "type": "speech",
1040    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1041    "sound": "\"Okay, you win.\"",
1042    "volume": 30
1043  },
1044  {
1045    "type": "speech",
1046    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1047    "sound": "\"This is not good.\"",
1048    "volume": 30
1049  },
1050  {
1051    "type": "speech",
1052    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1053    "sound": "\"Hello?\"",
1054    "volume": 30
1055  },
1056  {
1057    "type": "speech",
1058    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1059    "sound": "\"Excuse me?\"",
1060    "volume": 30
1061  },
1062  {
1063    "type": "speech",
1064    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1065    "sound": "\"I'm different…\"",
1066    "volume": 30
1067  },
1068  {
1069    "type": "speech",
1070    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1071    "sound": "\"Thanks anyway…\"",
1072    "volume": 30
1073  },
1074  {
1075    "type": "speech",
1076    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1077    "sound": "\"Take me with you…\"",
1078    "volume": 30
1079  },
1080  {
1081    "type": "speech",
1082    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1083    "sound": "\"You have excellent aim!\"",
1084    "volume": 30
1085  },
1086  {
1087    "type": "speech",
1088    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1089    "sound": "\"I need backup!\"",
1090    "volume": 30
1091  },
1092  {
1093    "type": "speech",
1094    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1095    "sound": "\"I never liked her.\"",
1096    "volume": 30
1097  },
1098  {
1099    "type": "speech",
1100    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1101    "sound": "\"These things happen.\"",
1102    "volume": 30
1103  },
1104  {
1105    "type": "speech",
1106    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1107    "sound": "\"That was nobody's fault.\"",
1108    "volume": 30
1109  },
1110  {
1111    "type": "speech",
1112    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1113    "sound": "\"She was provoking you.\"",
1114    "volume": 30
1115  },
1116  {
1117    "type": "speech",
1118    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1119    "sound": "\"Oh dear.\"",
1120    "volume": 30
1121  },
1122  {
1123    "type": "speech",
1124    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1125    "sound": "\"Oh my!\"",
1126    "volume": 30
1127  },
1128  {
1129    "type": "speech",
1130    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1131    "sound": "\"I blame myself.\"",
1132    "volume": 30
1133  },
1134  {
1135    "type": "speech",
1136    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1137    "sound": "\"He probably deserved it.\"",
1138    "volume": 30
1139  },
1140  {
1141    "type": "speech",
1142    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1143    "sound": "\"I saw it.  It was an accident.\"",
1144    "volume": 30
1145  },
1146  {
1147    "type": "speech",
1148    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1149    "sound": "\"She's probably okay.\"",
1150    "volume": 30
1151  },
1152  {
1153    "type": "speech",
1154    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1155    "sound": "\"Noted.\"",
1156    "volume": 30
1157  },
1158  {
1159    "type": "speech",
1160    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1161    "sound": "\"But I need to protect the humans!\"",
1162    "volume": 30
1163  },
1164  {
1165    "type": "speech",
1166    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1167    "sound": "\"We're back!\"",
1168    "volume": 30
1169  },
1170  {
1171    "type": "speech",
1172    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1173    "sound": "\"Hi there!\"",
1174    "volume": 30
1175  },
1176  {
1177    "type": "speech",
1178    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1179    "sound": "\"Back again!\"",
1180    "volume": 30
1181  },
1182  {
1183    "type": "speech",
1184    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1185    "sound": "\"Well, hello, stranger!\"",
1186    "volume": 30
1187  },
1188  {
1189    "type": "speech",
1190    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1191    "sound": "\"This time is OUR time.\"",
1192    "volume": 30
1193  },
1194  {
1195    "type": "speech",
1196    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1197    "sound": "\"Second time's a charm…\"",
1198    "volume": 30
1199  },
1200  {
1201    "type": "speech",
1202    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1203    "sound": "\"Howdy, stranger!\"",
1204    "volume": 30
1205  },
1206  {
1207    "type": "speech",
1208    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1209    "sound": "\"Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?\"",
1210    "volume": 30
1211  },
1212  {
1213    "type": "speech",
1214    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1215    "sound": "\"Dang!\"",
1216    "volume": 30
1217  },
1218  {
1219    "type": "speech",
1220    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1221    "sound": "\"I thought we fixed that.\"",
1222    "volume": 30
1223  },
1224  {
1225    "type": "speech",
1226    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1227    "sound": "\"What's a guy gotta got to do to get some bullets around here?\"",
1228    "volume": 30
1229  },
1230  {
1231    "type": "speech",
1232    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1233    "sound": "\"Nope.  Still can't see.\"",
1234    "volume": 30
1235  },
1236  {
1237    "type": "speech",
1238    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1239    "sound": "\"Yep.  Still blind.\"",
1240    "volume": 30
1241  },
1242  {
1243    "type": "speech",
1244    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1245    "sound": "\"Click click click!  Still defective!\"",
1246    "volume": 30
1247  },
1248  {
1249    "type": "speech",
1250    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1251    "sound": "\"Yeah, that's right!  Still defective!\"",
1252    "volume": 30
1253  },
1254  {
1255    "type": "speech",
1256    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1257    "sound": "\"Yeah!  Still not working.\"",
1258    "volume": 30
1259  },
1260  {
1261    "type": "speech",
1262    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1263    "sound": "\"Yeah!  Non-lethal as ever.\"",
1264    "volume": 30
1265  },
1266  {
1267    "type": "speech",
1268    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1269    "sound": "\"Can't.  See.  A.  Thing.\"",
1270    "volume": 30
1271  },
1272  {
1273    "type": "speech",
1274    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1275    "sound": "\"Absolutely no improvement.\"",
1276    "volume": 30
1277  },
1278  {
1279    "type": "speech",
1280    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1281    "sound": "\"Not getting better with age!\"",
1282    "volume": 30
1283  },
1284  {
1285    "type": "speech",
1286    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1287    "sound": "\"This is just getting embarrassing.\"",
1288    "volume": 30
1289  },
1290  {
1291    "type": "speech",
1292    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1293    "sound": "\"Alright, you can go.\"",
1294    "volume": 30
1295  },
1296  {
1297    "type": "speech",
1298    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1299    "sound": "\"[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this.\"",
1300    "volume": 30
1301  },
1302  {
1303    "type": "speech",
1304    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1305    "sound": "\"Well, I tried.  Best of luck!\"",
1306    "volume": 30
1307  },
1308  {
1309    "type": "speech",
1310    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1311    "sound": "\"Hey, safe travels, there.\"",
1312    "volume": 30
1313  },
1314  {
1315    "type": "speech",
1316    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1317    "sound": "\"Hey, thanks so much!\"",
1318    "volume": 30
1319  },
1320  {
1321    "type": "speech",
1322    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1323    "sound": "\"Don't be a stranger!\"",
1324    "volume": 30
1325  },
1326  {
1327    "type": "speech",
1328    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1329    "sound": "\"It's been a pleasure!\"",
1330    "volume": 30
1331  },
1332  {
1333    "type": "speech",
1334    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1335    "sound": "\"That was fun, wasn't it?\"",
1336    "volume": 30
1337  },
1338  {
1339    "type": "speech",
1340    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1341    "sound": "\"I can't see a thing.  What just happened?  Better open fire!  [click click click click]  Dang!\"",
1342    "volume": 30
1343  },
1344  {
1345    "type": "speech",
1346    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1347    "sound": "\"*clicking noises*\"",
1348    "volume": 30
1349  },
1350  {
1351    "type": "speech",
1352    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1353    "sound": "\"No, wait, wait!\"",
1354    "volume": 30
1355  },
1356  {
1357    "type": "speech",
1358    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1359    "sound": "\"Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!\"",
1360    "volume": 30
1361  },
1362  {
1363    "type": "speech",
1364    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1365    "sound": "\"Oh, this is ridiculous!\"",
1366    "volume": 30
1367  },
1368  {
1369    "type": "speech",
1370    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1371    "sound": "\"Give me another channnnce!\"",
1372    "volume": 30
1373  },
1374  {
1375    "type": "speech",
1376    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1377    "sound": "\"Hey!  Squeaky-voice!  Gimme some of your bullets!\"",
1378    "volume": 30
1379  },
1380  {
1381    "type": "speech",
1382    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1383    "sound": "\"Can I get some bullets here?  Anybody got bullets?\"",
1384    "volume": 30
1385  },
1386  {
1387    "type": "speech",
1388    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1389    "sound": "\"Uhhh, no bullets.  Sorry.\"",
1390    "volume": 30
1391  },
1392  {
1393    "type": "speech",
1394    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1395    "sound": "\"Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time.\"",
1396    "volume": 30
1397  },
1398  {
1399    "type": "speech",
1400    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1401    "sound": "\"Standing down.\"",
1402    "volume": 30
1403  },
1404  {
1405    "type": "speech",
1406    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1407    "sound": "\"Watch and learn, everybody.  Watch and learn.\"",
1408    "volume": 30
1409  },
1410  {
1411    "type": "speech",
1412    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1413    "sound": "\"So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?\"",
1414    "volume": 30
1415  },
1416  {
1417    "type": "speech",
1418    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1419    "sound": "\"Identify yourself or I will shoot.\"",
1420    "volume": 30
1421  },
1422  {
1423    "type": "speech",
1424    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1425    "sound": "\"Pleased to meetcha.\"",
1426    "volume": 30
1427  },
1428  {
1429    "type": "speech",
1430    "speaker": [ "mon_turret", "mon_mi_go", "mon_mi_go_slaver" ],
1431    "sound": "\"I'm gonna make you proud!\"",
1432    "volume": 30
1433  }
1434]
1435