1%%$FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.1.2.2 2001/08/01 17:24:03 obrien Exp $ 2You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 3% 4When you're up to your nose in shit, 5be sure to keep your mouth shut. 6% 7One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 8one dam thing after another. 9% 10Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 11% 12Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be 13right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. 14% 15All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 16happen or it won't. 17 18This is especially true when dealing with women. 19 20Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 21% 22Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 23Sunday pray for crop failure. 24% 25Early to rise and early to bed makes a male 26healthy and wealthy and dead. 27