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5		-- Greywolf
6%
7#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
8		-- Bernhard Riedel
9%
10- What's up?
11- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
12		-- Gavan Fantom
13%
14A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
15		-- Greywolf
16%
17Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
18  Breasted cot men
19  Embraces dot net
20  Strobed teen cam
21  Aborted men sect
22  Emtomb DEC tears
23		-- Julian Assange
24%
25Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
26  Crested Boatmen
27  Resented Combat
28  Boast Decrement
29  Basement DEC rot
30		-- Julian Assange
31%
32Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
33  Bent Coders
34  Secret Bond
35  Robs DECNet
36  Cost Bender
37		-- Julian Assange
38%
39Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
40  Cot Benders
41  Be stern, Doc.
42  Net robs DEC
43  DEC robs Net
44		-- Julian Assange
45%
46http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
47		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
48%
49I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
50pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
51before popping it gets committed and released.  Lots of lung power
52needed for this.
53		-- ggggbabybabybaby
54%
55I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
56		-- Dave Tyson
57%
58I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
59I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
60		-- Roland Dowdeswell
61%
62If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
63		-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
64%
65My other computer runs NetBSD
66		-- Allen Briggs
67%
68NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
69		-- Julian Assange
70%
71NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
72		-- Julian Assange
73%
74NetBSD - a server in every port.
75		-- Julian Assange
76%
77NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
78		-- Hubert Feyrer
79%
80NetBSD - big, isn't it?
81		-- Julian Assange
82%
83NetBSD - daemonic power
84		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
85%
86NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
87         and mac, and powerpc, and...
88		-- Greywolf
89%
90NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
91		-- Julian Assange
92%
93NetBSD:  Got source?
94%
95NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
96		-- Ken Nakata
97%
98NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
99		-- Julian Assange
100%
101NetBSD - love all, serve all.
102		-- Silke Mueller
103%
104NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
105		-- Julian Assange
106%
107NetBSD - more is more.
108		-- Julian Assange
109%
110NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
111		-- Jaromir Dolecek
112%
113NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
114		-- Greywolf
115%
116NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
117		-- Julian Assange
118%
119NetBSD - posix me harder.
120		-- Julian Assange
121%
122NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
123		-- Greywolf
124%
125NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
126		-- Julian Assange
127%
128NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
129		-- Julian Assange
130%
131NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
132		-- Julian Assange
133%
134NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
135		-- Julian Assange
136%
137NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
138		-- Julian Assange
139%
140NetBSD - the cure.
141		-- Julian Assange
142%
143NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
144		-- Julian Assange
145%
146NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
147		-- Julian Assange
148%
149NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
150		-- Julian Assange
151%
152NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
153		-- Julian Assange
154%
155NetBSD - the power to suave.
156		-- Julian Assange
157%
158NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
159		-- Julian Assange
160%
161NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
162		-- Greywolf
163%
164NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
165		-- Richard Rauch
166%
167NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
168		-- Julian Assange
169%
170NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
171		-- Julian Assange
172%
173NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
174		-- Julian Assange
175%
176NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
177		-- Julian Assange
178%
179NetBSD - Will even run on i386
180		-- Brian Hechinger
181%
182NetBSD - your basement or mine?
183		-- Julian Assange
184%
185NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
186%
187NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
188		-- David Brownlee
189%
190NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
191%
192NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
193		-- Erik E. Fair
194%
195NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
196		-- Mike Latinovich
197%
198NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
199		-- Tom Harvey
200%
201NetBSD: Beyond Windows
202		-- Johan Ihren
203%
204NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
205		-- Tom Harvey
206%
207NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
208		-- Dirk Myers
209%
210NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
211		-- Greywolf
212%
213NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
214		-- Tom Harvey
215%
216NetBSD: demonic power.
217		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
218%
219NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
220		-- Matthew Orgass
221%
222NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
223%
224NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
225		-- Andy Doran
226%
227NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
228		-- Herb Peyerl
229%
230NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
231		-- Andrew Gillham
232%
233NetBSD: Flexible and free!
234		-- Lars-Johan Liman
235%
236NetBSD: For The Network Generation
237		-- Andrew Gillham
238%
239NetBSD: Get Over It.
240		-- Andrew Gillham
241%
242NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
243		-- Andrew Gillham
244%
245NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
246       Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
247       ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
248       Sublime.
249		-- Mason Loring Bliss
250%
251NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
252		-- Curt Sampson
253%
254NetBSD: If you look through Windows
255		-- Johan Ihren
256%
257NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
258		-- Tim Rightnour
259%
260NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
261		-- Andrew Gillham
262%
263NetBSD is full. Go away.
264		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
265%
266NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
267%
268NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
269		-- Frank Warren
270%
271NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
272		-- Andrew Gillham
273%
274NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
275		-- Tom Harvey
276%
277NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
278		-- Brian D Chase
279%
280NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
281		-- Greg Lehey
282%
283NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
284%
285NetBSD: Its not Windows.
286		-- Paul Wain
287%
288NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
289		-- Tom Harvey
290%
291NetBSD: lets get it right
292		-- David Brownlee
293%
294NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
295		-- Hubert Feyrer
296%
297NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
298		-- Erik E. Fair
299%
300NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
301		-- Steve Woodford
302%
303NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
304		-- Andy Doran
305%
306NetBSD: May the Source be with you
307		-- Greg Earle
308%
309NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
310		-- David Brownlee
311%
312NetBSD, More Nines.
313		-- Andrew Gillham
314%
315NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
316%
317NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
318		-- Andrew Gillham
319%
320NetBSD: My Computer Works!
321		-- Andrew Gillham
322%
323NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
324		-- David Brownlee
325%
326NetBSD, Net Improvement.
327		-- Andrew Gillham
328%
329NetBSD, Net Profit.
330		-- Andrew Gillham
331%
332NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
333		-- Andrew Gillham
334%
335NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
336		-- Andrew Gillham
337%
338NetBSD: Network Your World.
339		-- Andrew Gillham
340%
341NetBSD: Networking Space
342		-- Andrew Gillham
343%
344NetBSD: No hype required.
345		-- David Brownlee
346%
347NetBSD, No Worries!
348		-- Andrew Gillham
349%
350NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
351%
352NetBSD. Not Guano.
353		-- Hubert Feyrer
354%
355NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
356		-- Tom Harvey
357%
358NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
359%
360NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
361		-- Lars-Johan Liman
362%
363NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
364		-- Andy Doran
365%
366NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
367		-- Steve Woodford
368%
369NetBSD: Power Your Net.
370		-- Andrew Gillham
371%
372NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
373		-- Steven J. Dovich
374%
375NetBSD: priapic OS
376		-- Perry Metzger
377%
378NetBSD: Professionalpower!
379		-- Lars-Johan Liman
380%
381NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
382%
383NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
384%
385NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
386		-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
387%
388NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
389		-- Peter Seebach
390%
391NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
392		-- Hubert Feyrer
393%
394NetBSD: Rock solid!
395		-- Lars-Johan Liman
396%
397NetBSD: Servers' choice!
398		-- Lars-Johan Liman
399%
400NetBSD: serves you right.
401		-- Herb Peyerl
402%
403NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
404		-- Mason Loring Bliss
405%
406NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
407		-- Andrew Gillham
408%
409NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
410		-- Herb Peyerl
411%
412NetBSD: Stable and strong!
413		-- Lars-Johan Liman
414%
415NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
416		-- Andrew Gillham
417%
418NetBSD, Tap The Power
419		-- Andrew Gillham
420%
421NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
422		-- Tom Harvey
423%
424NetBSD: The Final Frontier
425		-- Chris Jones
426%
427NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
428		-- Tim Rightnour
429%
430NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
431		-- Bob Nestor
432%
433NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
434		-- Miles Nordin
435%
436NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
437%
438NetBSD: The Power of Code
439		-- Mason Loring Bliss
440%
441NetBSD: The power to Connect
442		-- Feico Dillema
443%
444NetBSD: The power to serve, also
445		-- Tom Harvey
446%
447NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
448		-- John Darrow
449%
450NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
451%
452NetBSD: the server is up
453		-- David Brownlee
454%
455NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
456%
457NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
458%
459NetBSD: To serve the power.
460		-- Herb Peyerl
461%
462NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
463		-- Erik E. Fair
464%
465NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
466		-- Tom Harvey
467%
468NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
469		-- Tom Harvey
470%
471NetBSD: u_long uptime;
472		-- Herb Peyerl
473%
474NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
475        of WinTel.
476		-- Erik E. Fair
477%
478NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
479		-- Andrew Gillham
480%
481NetBSD: userland included
482%
483NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
484		-- Andrew Gillham
485%
486NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
487		-- David Maxwell
488%
489NetBSD: We do it right.
490		-- Perry Metzger
491%
492NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
493		-- Miles Nordin
494%
495NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
496		-- Tom Harvey
497%
498NetBSD: We Stay Up.
499		-- Andrew Gillham
500%
501NetBSD: We Suck Less
502%
503NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
504        even if you ask!
505		-- Charles M. Hannum
506%
507NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
508		-- Hubert Feyrer
509%
510NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
511        WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
512		-- David Maxwell
513%
514NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
515		-- Tom Harvey
516%
517NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
518		-- David Maxwell
519%
520NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
521		-- Jason R. Fink
522%
523NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
524		-- Todd Whitesel
525%
526NetBSD: You can't handle it.
527		-- Paul Newhouse
528%
529NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
530		-- David Brownlee
531%
532Of course it runs NetBSD.
533%
534Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
535		-- Jim Wise
536%
537Software is like sex - it should be free
538		-- Hubert Feyrer
539%
540We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
541		-- Greywolf
542%
543Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
544		-- Allen Briggs
545%
546With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
547		-- Greywolf
548%
549Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
550It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
551of your hand.
552		-- Richard Rauch
553%
554NetBSD: Dead on Target
555		-- Gimpy
556%
557NetBSD JIHBED
558