1SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) 2 3 4 5NAME 6 sex - have sex 7 8SYNOPSIS 9 sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... 10 11DESCRIPTION 12 _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- 13 fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they 14 are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to 15 make things more interesting are as follows: 16 17 -1 masturbate 18 19 -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option 20 21 -b buggery 22 23 -B<animal> 24 bestiality with <animal> 25 26 -c chocolate sauce option 27 28 -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) 29 30 -d<file> 31 get a date with the features described in <file> 32 33 -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) 34 35 -f foreplay option 36 37 -F nasal sex with plants 38 39 -i coitus interruptus (messy!) 40 41 -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) 42 43 -l leather option 44 45 -m masochism (see -s) 46 47 -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option 48 49 -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program 50 kills it) 51 52 -o oral option 53 54 -O parallel access (orgy) 55 56 -p debug option (proposition only) 57 58 -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) 59 60 61 62Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 63 64 65 66 67 68 69SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) 70 71 72 73 -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) 74 75 -s sadism (target must set -m) 76 77 -S sundae option 78 79 -T<number> 80 voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; 81 area code prefix of 900 is assumed. 82 83 -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) 84 85 -w whipped cream option 86 87 -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) 88 89ENVIRONMENT 90 LOVERS 91 is a list of default partners which will be used if 92 none are specified in the command line. If any are 93 specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. 94 95FILES 96 /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality 97 98 /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates 99 100 /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes 101 102 /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment 103 104 105 106BUGS 107 ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. 108 109 ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. 110 111MAN AUTHOR 112 Author prefers to be anonymous. 113 114HISTORY 115 Oldest program ever. 116