xref: /386bsd/usr/src/games/larn/bill.c (revision a2142627)
1 #include "header.h"
2 /* bill.c		 "Larn is copyrighted 1986 by Noah Morgan. */
3 static char mail600[32];
4 /*
5  *	function to create the tax bill for the user
6  */
7 static int pid;
letter1()8 static letter1()
9   {
10   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
11   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 600 letter\n",23); return(0);}
12   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
13   standout("From:"); lprcat("  the LRS (Larn Revenue Service)\n");
14   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  undeclared income\n");
15   lprcat("\n   We heard you survived the caverns of Larn.  Let me be the");
16   lprcat("\nfirst to congratulate you on your success.  It is quite a feat.");
17   lprcat("\nIt must also have been very profitable for you.");
18   lprcat("\n\n   The Dungeon Master has informed us that you brought");
19   lprintf("\n%d gold pieces back with you from your journey.  As the",(long)c[GOLD]);
20   lprcat("\ncounty of Larn is in dire need of funds, we have spared no time");
21   lprintf("\nin preparing your tax bill.  You owe %d gold pieces as",
22 	(long)c[GOLD]*TAXRATE);
23   lprcat("\nof this notice, and is due within 5 days.  Failure to pay will");
24   lprcat("\nmean penalties.  Once again, congratulations, We look forward");
25   lprcat("\nto your future successful expeditions.\n");
26   lwclose(); return(1);
27   }
28 
letter2()29 static letter2()
30   {
31   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
32   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 601 letter\n",23); return(0);}
33   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
34   standout("From:"); lprcat("  His Majesty King Wilfred of Larndom\n");
35   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  a noble deed\n");
36   lprcat("\n   I have heard of your magnificent feat, and I, King Wilfred,");
37   lprcat("\nforthwith declare today to be a national holiday.  Furthermore,");
38   lprcat("\nhence three days, Ye be invited to the castle to receive the");
39   lprcat("\nhonour of Knight of the realm.  Upon thy name shall it be written. . .");
40   lprcat("\nBravery and courage be yours.");
41   lprcat("\nMay you live in happiness forevermore . . .\n");
42   lwclose(); return(1);
43   }
44 
letter3()45 static letter3()
46   {
47   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
48   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 602 letter\n",23); return(0);}
49   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
50   standout("From:"); lprcat("  Count Endelford\n");
51   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  You Bastard!\n");
52   lprcat("\n   I heard (from sources) of your journey.  Congratulations!");
53   lprcat("\nYou Bastard!  With several attempts I have yet to endure the");
54   lprcat(" caves,\nand you, a nobody, makes the journey!  From this time");
55   lprcat(" onward, bewarned\nupon our meeting you shall pay the price!\n");
56   lwclose(); return(1);
57   }
58 
letter4()59 static letter4()
60   {
61   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
62   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 603 letter\n",23); return(0);}
63   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
64   standout("From:"); lprcat("  Mainair, Duke of Larnty\n");
65   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  High Praise\n");
66   lprcat("\n   With a certainty a hero I declare to be amongst us!  A nod of");
67   lprcat("\nfavour I send to thee.  Me thinks Count Endelford this day of");
68   lprcat("\nright breath'eth fire as of dragon of whom ye are slayer.  I");
69   lprcat("\nyearn to behold his anger and jealously.  Should ye choose to");
70   lprcat("\nunleash some of thy wealth upon those who be unfortunate, I,");
71   lprcat("\nDuke Mainair, Shall equal thy gift also.\n");
72   lwclose(); return(1);
73   }
74 
letter5()75 static letter5()
76   {
77   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
78   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 604 letter\n",23); return(0);}
79   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
80   standout("From:"); lprcat("  St. Mary's Children's Home\n");
81   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  these poor children\n");
82   lprcat("\n   News of your great conquests has spread to all of Larndom.");
83   lprcat("\nMight I have a moment of a great man's time.  We here at St.");
84   lprcat("\nMary's Children's Home are very poor, and many children are");
85   lprcat("\nstarving.  Disease is widespread and very often fatal without");
86   lprcat("\ngood food.  Could you possibly find it in your heart to help us");
87   lprcat("\nin our plight?  Whatever you could give will help much.");
88   lprcat("\n(your gift is tax deductible)\n");
89   lwclose(); return(1);
90   }
91 
letter6()92 static letter6()
93   {
94   sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
95   if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 605 letter\n",23); return(0);}
96   lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
97   standout("From:"); lprcat("  The National Cancer Society of Larn\n");
98   standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  hope\n");
99   lprcat("\nCongratulations on your successful expedition.  We are sure much");
100   lprcat("\ncourage and determination were needed on your quest.  There are");
101   lprcat("\nmany though, that could never hope to undertake such a journey");
102   lprcat("\ndue to an enfeebling disease -- cancer.  We at the National");
103   lprcat("\nCancer Society of Larn wish to appeal to your philanthropy in");
104   lprcat("\norder to save many good people -- possibly even yourself a few");
105   lprcat("\nyears from now.  Much work needs to be done in researching this");
106   lprcat("\ndreaded disease, and you can help today.  Could you please see it");
107   lprcat("\nin your heart to give generously?  Your continued good health");
108   lprcat("\ncan be your everlasting reward.\n");
109   lwclose(); return(1);
110   }
111 
112 /*
113  *	function to mail the letters to the player if a winner
114  */
115 static int (*pfn[])()= { letter1, letter2, letter3, letter4, letter5, letter6 };
mailbill()116 mailbill()
117 	{
118 	register int i;
119 	char buf[128];
120 	wait(0);  pid=getpid();
121 	if (fork() == 0)
122 		{
123 		resetscroll();
124 		for (i=0; i<sizeof(pfn)/sizeof(int (*)()); i++)
125 			if ((*pfn[i])())
126 				{
127 				sleep(20);  sprintf(buf,"mail %s < %s",loginname,mail600);
128 				system(buf);  unlink(mail600);
129 				}
130 		exit();
131 		}
132 	}
133