1<dash> exarkun is the dude who made TLS usable by humans 2% 3<dash> exarkun: your monochronalism is bringing me down 4% 5<dreid> end-of-line = ( cr lf / cr / lf ) *facepalm* 6<mwhudson> gotta keep compatibility with those MPW source files 7% 8<dreid> The next great revolution in advertising will come when we figure out 9 how to get each eye to focus on two independent media units. 10% 11<keturn> I thought I got a floor mat 12<keturn> but apparently it's an EcoSmart Anti-Fatigue Cushioning System 13<keturn> with *multi-core technology* 14<dash> yesss 15<dash> step onto the parallel surface of the future 16% 17<ashfall> If #twisted is no-lol, how do we manage to get quotes? 18% 19<tenth> I guess what I'm not clear on, is, will old men from the UK with funny wigs come after us for not following their data retention laws 20<ajerith> Actually, no. 21<ajerith> They'll send stern-looking men with truncheons instead. 22<tenth> Those are the things they hit you with, right? Not like a box full of tiny sandwiches? 23% 24<dreid> [...] give me pragmatic parallelism [...] 25<glyph> fzzzy: hey, it's your cue 26<glyph> fzzzy: you're supposed to say "ACTORS!" now 27<fzzzy> actors! 28% 29