1prereqs: humorix.data 2__BEGIN__ 3<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> 4<HTML> 5<HEAD> 6<TITLE>Humorix: All Linux Humor. All Copied Mottos. All the Time. [Produced by Nonsense]</TITLE> 7<META NAME="description" CONTENT="Humorix: Jokes, humor, and fun about Linux, everyone's favorite non-Microsoft operating system"> 8<META NAME="keywords" CONTENT="LINUX, MICROSOFT, UNIX, BSD, LINUS, TORVALDS, HUMOR, JOKES, PARODY, PARODIES, FAKE, NEWS, SARCASM, GRAPHICS, HA, ROTFL, SLOGANS, QUOTES, FUN, GEEK, NERD, SLASHDOT, ANTI-MICROSOFT, WINDOWS, WINDOZE, WINBLOWS, X, X WINDOW SYSTEM, X11, MAILING, LIST, ARCHIVE, WORST, PORTAL, BEST, FAUX"> 9<META NAME="generator" CONTENT="Written by hand using a text editor. I don't need no stinkin' HTML editor!"> 10<BASE HREF="http://i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/"> 11</HEAD> 12 13<!-- {[This secret message is not here yet|There is no conspiracy|This is not a subliminal message}. --> 14 15<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#AA3333" VLINK="#AA8888" ALINK="#FF0000"> 16<CENTER><SMALL> 17<A NAME="Top"><IMG SRC="http://i-want-a-website/about-linux/humorix.gif" ALT="Humorix Banner" WIDTH=300 HEIGHT=125></A><BR> 18<P><I> 19"{HXFortune}"<BR> 20 -- from a Slashdot post 21</I> 22</SMALL></CENTER> 23<P> 24<TABLE WIDTH="100%"><TR> 25<TD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="65%"><TABLE> 26 27{HXStoryTemplate#8-12} 28 29 </TD></TR></TABLE> 30<TD VALIGN=TOP> 31 32<TABLE> 33<TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 34 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>What is this?</BIG></FONT> 35</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 36 <SMALL>Humorix shows the lighter side of <A HREF="http://www.linux.com/">Linux</A>, 37 the <A HREF="http://www.opensource.org/">open source</A> operating system everyone 38 and their brother are talking about. Jokes about <A HREF="http://slashdot.org/">Slashdot</A>, 39 <A HREF="http://i-want-a-website.com/about-microsoft/">Microsoft</A>, and 40 <A HREF="http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/">Tux Penguin</A> are thrown in for good measure. 41 See the <A HREF="about.shtml">About</A> page for details.</SMALL> 42 <P> 43 <SMALL>The <A HREF="articles.shtml"><B>fake</B> news articles</A> that appear here 44 have been written by <A HREF="people.shtml#James-Baughn">James Baughn</A> 45 or various <A HREF="people.shtml">contributors</A>. If you 46 would like to contribute a funny article, <A HREF="about.shtml#Contribute">send it in</A>! 47 </SMALL> 48<BR><BR> 49</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 50 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Past Articles</BIG></FONT> 51</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 52 <B><A HREF="{HXStoryPath}.shtml">{@%B %Y|$time|0}</A></B> 53 <P> 54 <SMALL> 55 {HXHeadlineTemplate#10-20} 56 </SMALL> 57<BR><BR> 58</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 59 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Mailing List</BIG></FONT> 60</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 61 <SMALL>Join the <A HREF="about.shtml#List">Humorix Mailing List</A> and 62 receive the latest updates by mail. To subscribe, send a message 63 to <A HREF="mailto:majordomo@mail.nl.linux.org">majordomo@mail.nl.linux.org</A> with 64 "<TT>subscribe humorix</TT>" in the body. 65 </SMALL> 66<BR><BR> 67</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 68 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Join the Vast Spy Network(tm)</BIG></FONT> 69</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 70 <SMALL>We don't let just anyone become an international Linux spy... we 71 only let in people who pay US$14 for a 72 <B><A HREF="http://www.cafepress.com/humorix">Humorix T-shirt</A></B>. 73 </SMALL> 74<BR><BR> 75</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 76 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Humorix Syndication Network(tm)</BIG></FONT> 77</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 78 <SMALL>The latest Humorix headlines are broadcasted to the 79 <A HREF="http://my.userland.com/viewChannel$1035">my.userland.com</A> 80 and <A HREF="http://my.netscape.com/addchannel.tmpl?service=net.1576">my.netscape.com</A> portals, among others. 81 You can also syndicate Humorix on your own website; see the 82 <A HREF="about.shtml#Syndication">About page</A> for details. 83 </SMALL> 84<BR><BR> 85</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 86 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Slogans & One-liners</BIG></FONT> 87</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 88 <SMALL>Visit Humorix's <A HREF="slogans.shtml">collection</A> 89 of Linux and Microsoft slogans, one-liners, and quotes, such as 90 <I>{HXFortune}</I> You can 91 also download a <A HREF="downloads.shtml#Fortunes">fortune file</A> 92 containing these slogans along with a selection of condensed Humorix articles 93 and brief Microsoft jokes.</SMALL> 94<BR><BR> 95</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 96 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Humorix Button</BIG></FONT> 97</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 98 <SMALL>Netscape 4.x has a bunch of toolbar buttons that are rarely 99 used. By hacking the <TT>.Xdefaults</TT> file, it's possible to transform 100 the 'Home' or 'Shop' buttons into a convenient <B>'Humorix' button</B>. 101 <A HREF="about.shtml#Netscape">Find out how</A>. 102 </SMALL> 103<BR><BR> 104</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 105 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Other Humor</BIG></FONT> 106</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 107 <SMALL>A selection of humor on other sites:<BR> 108 - <A HREF="http://www.psychokitty.com/~cujo/">Microsoft Pie</A><BR> 109 - <A HREF="http://www.somethingawful.com/cartoons/lf-archives.htm">Loser Friendly</A><BR> 110 - <A HREF="http://www.sjswebhack.com/microfits/v2/mstrigger.htm">Microsoft Apps Ship With Trigger Locks</A><BR> 111 - <A HREF="http://bbspot.com/News/2000/4/linux_distros.html">Linux Distros Surpass Users</A><BR> 112 - <A HREF="http://www.linux4texas.com/redneck.html">You might be a Linux redneck if...</A><BR> 113 - <A HREF="http://www.ipa.net/~jamesmcinis/sig.html">Slashdot Sigs</A><BR> 114 - <A HREF="http://www.lostbrain.com/microsoft.html">Microsoft's plans for penalties</A><BR> 115 - <A HREF="http://udlug.org/~nate/winemu.html">NatesWinEmu</A><BR> 116 </SMALL> 117<BR> 118</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 119 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Linux Webring</BIG></FONT> 120</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 121 <SMALL><A HREF="http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?ring=linux;home">Join</A> the rapidly expanding Linux Webring 122 or travel to:<BR> 123 - the <A HREF="http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?ring=linux;id=175;prev">previous</A> page<BR> 124 - the <A HREF="http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?ring=linux;id=175;next">next</A> page<BR> 125 - the <A HREF="http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?ring=linux;list">index</A> page<BR> 126 - the <A HREF="http://stats.webring.org/cgi-bin/wrstats?ring=linux">statistics</A> page<BR> 127 - a <A HREF="http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?ring=linux;random">random</A> page<BR> 128 </SMALL> 129<BR> 130</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#AA3333"> 131 <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><BIG>Humorix Reruns</BIG></FONT> 132</TD></TR><TR><TD BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE"> 133 <SMALL>The major TV networks don't seem to have a problem with broadcasting 134 50% repeated material, so we're taking advantage of this marketing scheme 135 by showcasing some of our "classic" Humorix <A HREF="articles.shtml">articles</A>, including:</SMALL> 136 <P> 137 {HXReruns} 138 <BR><BR> 139</TD></TR></TABLE> 140 141</TD></TR></TABLE> 142<P> 143<HR SIZE=1 NOSHADE> 144<CENTER> 145<FONT COLOR="#AA3333"><BIG>H</BIG>UMORIX</FONT><BR> 146<SMALL><I>All Linux Humor. 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