1DEFAULT 2{StupidLaw} 3 4STUPIDLAW 5{^StupidLawWhere}, {StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat}. 6{^StupidLawWhere}, {StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat}. 7{^StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat} {StupidLawWhere}. 8{^StupidLawIllegal} in {City}, {USState} {StupidLawWhat}. 9 10STUPIDLAWWHERE 11in {City}, {USState} 12in {City} County, {USState} 13in {USState} 14under the {USState} State Constitution 15according to {USState} law 16 17STUPIDLAWILLEGAL 18it's illegal 19it's a violation of the law 20it's a crime 21it's against the law 22it's a misdemeanor 23it's a felony 24it's a Class {[A|B|C} {[misdemeanor|felony} 25it's unlawful 26it's forbidden 27it's prohibited 28it's punishable by a ${#1-9},000 fine 29 30STUPIDLAWWHAT 31to {StupidLawCommonVerb} and {StupidLawCommonVerb} at the same time {StupidLawSuffix} 32to kill a {StupidLawLivingThing} {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawException} 33to {[insult|make fun of|humiliate|embarrass} an elected official on July 4th 34for a women weighing more than {#200-300} pounds to {StupidLawCommonVerb} {StupidLawSuffix} 35to serve uncooked roadkill to a neighbor {StupidLawTime} 36to discriminate against a {StupidLawPerson} who is unable to {StupidLawCommonVerb} 37for a married man to {StupidLawCommonVerb} {StupidLawPlace} unless his wife is present 38for a man to give his {[girlfriend|sweetheart|prom date|wife|significant other} a box of candy costing less than ${#20-60} or weighing less than {#20-60} pounds 39to wear {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawGarmentPlural} {StupidLawTime} 40to wear a white {StupidLawGarment} after Labor Day 41to laugh at a lawyer joke 42to {[sneeze|belch|cough|burp} {StupidLawSuffix} 43to use the word "{randomname}" in a perjorative way 44for a thunderstorm to hit during a parade 45to use a clothes dryer on a sunny day 46for a teacher or professor to give a failing grade to the son or daughter of a {StupidLawPerson} 47to hitch a horse {StupidLawPlace} 48to exceed the speed of {#2-4}-1/2 miles per hour while riding a bicycle in a city park 49to sit on a toilet for more than {#60-360} minutes 50for a man to flirt with a restaurant waitress unless he is a {StupidLawPerson} 51to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while in a burning building 52to attempt to bribe an elected official with less than ${#2-20},000 53to compile and distribute a list of "stupid laws" 54to use a seat cushion as a floatation device 55to give alcohol to any {animal} {StupidLawSuffix} 56to scare a sleeping {animal} except {StupidLawTime} 57for a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while on duty 58to speak English in the presense of a {StupidLawPerson} 59to enter the city limits in an automobile without first contacting a {StupidLawPerson} 60to spit on a sidewalk within {#100-500} feet of a posted "NO SPITTING ON SIDEWALK" sign 61to protest naked {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawException} 62to hold a yard sale without first obtaining a business license 63to sell fleas at a flea market 64to urinate within plain view of a {StupidLawPerson} 65to {StupidLawVice} {StupidLawSuffix} 66for a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawVice} with their friends 67for a teenager to {StupidLawVice} {StupidLawException} 68to {StupidLawCommonVerb} and {StupidLawVice} simultaneously {StupidLawSuffix} 69to hit a {StupidLawPerson} over the head with a {StupidLawWeapon} 70to hit a {StupidLawLivingThing} with a {StupidLawWeapon} 71for a minor to use a {StupidLawWeapon} as a weapon {StupidLawException} 72to mispronounce the name of the state {[flower|animal|tree|song} 73for a rooster or hen to make a loud noise within {#100-500} feet of a private residence {StupidLawException} 74to ice skate on an outdoor pond during the summer 75for a lawmaker to compose a law that a typical {ordinal}-grader would be unable to comprehend 76to carry a concealed toy gun {StupidLawException} 77to make faces at a {animal} 78to paint a house {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawException} 79for a domesticated animal to mate {StupidLawPlace} 80to detonate a nuclear device {StupidLawException} 81to allow a pet to bite a {StupidLawPerson} 82to curse {StupidLawPlace} 83to install more than two {StupidLawItem}s in one house 84to allow a minor to operate a {StupidLawItem} unsupervised 85to purchase a {StupidLawItem} made in {Nation} 86to keep Christmas decorations on a house past February {#1-28} 87for a person declared as a "Town Drunk" to drink more than {#3-10} beers within an hour 88for a woman declared as "ugly" to be seen in public without wearing makeup 89to steal a road sign unless you have a good reason 90to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while undressed 91to use a {StupidLawItem} without first reading the manual 92to {StupidLawVice} while riding in an elevator 93to post election signs for a {[Republican|Democratic} candidate {StupidLawException} 94to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while drinking alcohol 95to operate a microbrewery {StupidLawPlace} 96to sell a {StupidLawItem} to a {StupidLawPerson} 97to serve gasoline as a beverage 98to name a child "{RandomName}" 99to read a newspaper upside-down 100to allow a dog to eat a child's homework 101to loiter in front of a {StupidLawPerson}'s house 102to use a {animal} as a mascot 103to skip church to go to a {StupidLawEvent} on a Sunday 104to catch a fly ball at a baseball game without offering to give it back to the team 105for a farmer to plant corn in {Month} 106to attend a {StupidLawEvent} while wearing {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawGarmentPlural} 107for a woman to ask a man out on a date except on {DayOfWeek} 108to keep more than {#4-20} inoperable vehicles in front of a house 109for birds to sing after {#9-12}:00 o'clock in the evening 110to sell your soul to Satan {StupidLawException} 111for a person to wear a cowboy hat unless they own more than {[two|three|four} cows 112to attend church without bringing a loaded gun to ward off Indian attacks 113to cook a chicken {StupidLawTime} 114to panhandle without a ${digit},000 permit 115to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while at a {StupidLawEvent} 116to yell out "This movie sucks!" in a crowded theater 117to bring a crying baby to a {StupidLawEvent} 118to hold a {StupidLawWeapon} within your mouth 119to annoy any {animal} {StupidLawPlace} 120to show a frown in public 121to carry a concealed {StupidLawWeapon} {StupidLawException} 122to use any {animal} as part of a religious ceremony 123to operate a {StupidLawItem} while blindfolded 124to fall asleep while wearing a {StupidLawGarment} 125to view a {animal} from an airplane 126to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while in a swimming pool 127to hitch a horse to a parking meter {StupidLawSuffix} 128to refer to a New York Times columnist as a "major league asshole" {StupidLawException} 129to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk 130to set a mousetrap without a hunting permit 131to share {StupidLawFood} with a {StupidLawPerson} at a restaurant 132to eat {StupidLawFood} with your mouth open {StupidLawPlace} 133to awaken a sleeping {StupidLawPerson} 134to flip a coin in order to determine who will pay the bill at a restaurant 135to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of {[gambling|fortunetelling} 136to engage in a public display of affection for more than {#5-20} minutes 137for the host at a dinner party to serve {StupidLawFood} on {StupidLawUglyColor} plates 138to breastfeed someone else's baby {StupidLawException} 139to create a website that contains {[frames|JavaScript|Java|ActiveX|a dancing baby animation|more than five "Under Construction" icons} 140to tell someone "{[Have a nice day|Merry Christmas|Good luck}!" unless you really mean it 141to refer to an elderly person as a "geezer" {StupidLawException} 142to switch your long distance carrier more than {#3-7} times in a month 143to build a time machine {StupidLawException} 144to violate {[the laws of Thermodynamics|Newton's Laws Of Motion} {StupidLawSuffix} 145to use "dihydrogen monoxide" as a dangerous weapon 146to attempt to fight City Hall 147to write {[a research paper|an editorial|a book} about "stupid laws" 148to write a letter to the editor of a newspaper unless you are registered to vote 149to use the saying "Life is like a {[box of chocolates|bowl of cherries}" unless you know what it really means 150to build a snowman taller than {#80-140} inches 151 152STUPIDLAWCOMMONVERB 153walk backwards 154chew gum 155drive a car 156carry an ice cream cone 157whistle 158sing 159eat peanuts 160open a soda can 161operate a fax machine 162ride a bicycle 163 164STUPIDLAWVICE 165dance 166go bowling 167play poker 168have fun 169tell jokes 170drink non-alcoholic beer 171swat a fly 172 173STUPIDLAWSUFFIX 174{StupidLawTime} 175{StupidLawPlace} 176{StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawTime} 177{StupidLawException} 178 179STUPIDLAWEXCEPTION 180with no exceptions 181except during an emergency 182except during a fire 183without a good reason 184without a license 185without a permit 186without the express written permission of the appropriate governing body 187without the express written {[consent|permission} of Major League Baseball 188without permission 189unless a {StupidLawPerson} is present 190 191STUPIDLAWTIME 192on Sunday 193on {DayOfWeek} 194at night 195in the afternoon 196in the morning 197in the evening 198before dawn 199after sunset 200when the President is giving a speech on national television 201during a thunderstorm 202within {numberword} days of an election 203 204STUPIDLAWPLACE 205on a public street 206on a bridge 207{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a city library 208{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a city park 209{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a public school 210{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a church 211{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a landfill 212{StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a {StupidLawEvent} 213 214STUPIDLAWPLACEVICINITY 215within {#10-90}0 feet of 216within a mile of 217near 218in the vicinity of 219close to 220 221STUPIDLAWPERSON 222police officer 223clergyman 224elected official 225school teacher 226fireman 227city alderman 228lawyer 229milkman 230webmaster 231 232STUPIDLAWGARMENTPLURAL 233pants 234socks 235shoes 236 237STUPIDLAWGARMENT 238hat 239coat 240fur coat 241pair of shoes 242XXXL T-shirt 243 244STUPIDLAWLIVINGTHING 245housefly 246mosquito 247wasp 248hornet 249kudzu vine 250poison ivy plant 251 252STUPIDLAWWEAPON 253comb 254rain gauge 255cardboard box 256floppy diskette 257ice cream scoop 258 259STUPIDLAWITEM 260bathtub 261microwave oven 262desktop computer 263ceiling fan 264electric can opener 265vibrating bed 266garbage disposal 267touch-tone phone 268digital camera 269refrigerator 270 271STUPIDLAWEVENT 272baseball game 273concert 274basketball game 275tractor pull 276demolition derby 277football game 278school play 279city council meeting 280 281STUPIDLAWFOOD 282a hamburger 283a cheeseburger 284an apple pie 285a T-bone steak 286a salad 287a baked potato 288 289STUPIDLAWUGLYCOLOR 290"puke green" 291chartreuse 292hot pink 293bright orange 294{color} 295