1 (ESTABLISHING SHOT) A weary ADVENTURER, wearing battered armor 2and 10 glowing rings, clutching a potion bottle, and laden with all 3manner of weapons, magical devices, and sacks of gold, lies panting on 4the ground outside of the seedy-looking entrance to a grimy Dungeon. 5The nearby scenery is uniformly grey and uninteresting. 6 7Bluff Male Voice: Retrieved the Amulet of Yendor too many times to 8count? 9 10Sultry Female Voice: Can't see anything in the Eye of Larn? 11 12BMV: Eaten one too many Zombie corpses? 13 14SFV: Run out of Greater Gods to kill? 15 16 CLOSE-UP: The ADVENTURER's sweat-streaked face, which is 17nicked and bruised. He has a black eye. 18 19 The ADVENTURER nods wearily, and, it seems, with some boredom. 20 21MBV+SFV: Then take the ultimate challenge ... The final quest ... OMEGA! 22 23 (PAN VERTICALLY TOWARD SKY) 24 25The Mormon Tabernacle Choir: Ooooooo -- mega! 26 27 A shaft of brilliant sunlight pierces the overcast sky, 28revealing a Mystic Portal in the sky. A rainbow bridge lances from 29the portal toward the ADVENTURER. As the ADVENTURER hesitantly sets 30foot on the bridge, he (with the viewer) is swept through the M.P. 31in a masterpiece of computer animation. There is a flash of light, 32and a TRANSFORMED ADVENTURER, in newly polished and chromed armor, 33wielding a flaming sword, strides confidently toward an edifice that 34makes the Castle of Ultimate Darkness look like a sandcastle. The 35landscape is vibrantly colored, and we feel that there are new 36challenges awaiting just over the horizon. 37 38TMTC: Magnificat! Magnificat! Magnificat! 39 40BMV: Coming Soon to a site near you! 41 42SFV: Challenge Omega -- The Final Quest! 43 44 As the ADVENTURER passes through the entrance to the AWESOME 45CASTLE, a giant portcullis slams shut behind him with the force of 46a Death Star bulkhead, and we hear a muffled scream, soon cut off. 47 48Satanic Male Voice: If you dare! <laughs insanely> 49 50 51