1!batch 2!echo 3!limit=1000 4!short=20 5!constituents=1 6!spell=0 7 8%NOUNS 9 10The fact that he smiled at me gives me hope 11*The event that he smiled at me gives me hope 12But my efforts to win his heart have failed 13*But my presents to win his heart have failed 14Failure to comply may result in dismissal 15*Absence to comply may result in dismissal 16The question is who we should invite 17*The party is who we should invite 18The big question on everybody's mind is who killed OJ 19*The big mind on everybody's question is who killed OJ 20Do it the way you've always done it 21I really like the way you do your hair 22*I really like the fashion you do your hair 23He made a request that there be an investigation 24*He stated the fact that there be an investigation 25He is the kind of person who would do that 26*He is the character of person who would do that 27An income tax increase may be necessary 28*A tax on income increase may be necessary 29Last week I saw a great movie 30 31% currently finds a parse with roman numeral I 32% i.e. "Last Dog the First saw a great movie" 33*Last dog I saw a great movie 34The party that night was a big success 35*The party that dog was a big success 36John Stuart Mill is an important author 37The Richard Milhous Nixon Library has been a big success 38The mystery of the Nixon tapes was never solved 39High income taxes are important 40Oil company stock prices rose in heavy trading today 41Metals futures prices rose in heavy trading today 42U.S. economic indicators fell sharply last month 43Columbia medical and administrative workers continued their strike today 44Janet, who is an expert on dogs, helped me choose one 45*Janet who is an expert on dogs helped me choose one 46The dog that we eventually bought was very expensive 47*The dog, that we eventually bought, was very expensive 48*The dog, we eventually bought, was very expensive 49Have you ever seen the Pacific 50The new David Letterman is a happy, relaxed David Letterman 51Actress Whoopi Goldberg and singer Michael Jackson attended the ceremony 52We are from the planet Gorpon 53This is my friend Bob 54John's family is renovating their kitchen 55*A man I know's family is renovating their kitchen 56The boys' bedrooms will be enlarged 57*The boys's bedrooms will be enlarged 58My uncle's mother's cousin is visiting us 59*Emily's my cousin is visiting us 60We ate at Joe's Diner last week 61The buy-out caused a free-for-all in the mid-afternoon 62Joan Smith is president of the company 63*Joan Smith is tourist 64Alfred Baird, formerly vice president of Beevil Corp., has been appointed as president 65*Alfred Baird, man I know, has been described as good gardener 66A bunch of dogs are in the yard 67*A picture of dogs are in the yard 68 69%DETERMINERS & PRONOUNS 70 71Many people were angered by the hearings 72*Many person were angered by the hearings 73Many were angered by the hearings 74My many female friends were angered by the hearings 75 76% "My" is in the dictionary as a female given name. Thus, the below parses 77% just like "John, some female friends were angered..." with the missing 78% comma allowed, but at high cost (allowed because people get sloppy with 79% their punctuation, and we want to understand people even if they're 80% sloppy. 81*My some female friends were angered by the hearings 82Many who initially supported Thomas later changed their minds 83The stupidity of the senators annoyed all my friends 84*The stupidity of the senators annoyed many my friends 85 86% The below is hard to get right. So, although we have 87% "*I want a gift inexpensive" it is OK with a definite determiner: 88% "I want the gift [to be] inexpensive." The phantom [to be] makes 89% the attachment of adjectives difficult to deal with. 90% See 4.0.fixes.batch, "I want it green" for more examples. 91I need to buy a present, but I want something inexpensive 92*I need to buy a present, but I want a gift inexpensive 93 94Anyone who thinks this will work is crazy 95Their program is better than ours 96Those that want to come can come 97I read everything I could about the subject 98I read whatever I could about the subjetc 99*I read several books I could about the subject 100the best costumes got prizes 101*a best costume got prizes 102*some best costumes got prizes 103the best five costumes got prizes 104the five best costumes got prizes 105*the five best five costumes got prizes 106*the hundreds of best costumes got prizes 107*five best costumes got prizes 108*best costumes got prizes 109*best five costumes got prizes 110five other costumes got prizes 111the other five costumes got prizes 112*other five costumes got prizes 113the other candy was really disgusting 114*the five other candy was really disgusting 115other candy is really disgusting 116*other piece of candy was really bad 117other costumes were really bad 118some other costumes were really bad 119 120%NUMBERS 121 1222 million attended 1232863764 attended 1242 million people attended 125*2 million person attended 126a million attended 127a million people attended 128about 2 million people attended 129about 2 million attended 130*about people attended 131a million such people attended 132*a million such attended 1335 million of the people attended 1345 thousand invited by Bob attended 135The 5 thousand invited by Bob attended 136The thousands of people who attended enjoyed it 137The 5 thousand people invited by Bob attended 138The nearly 5 million people who attended enjoyed it 139a few attended 140a few million people attended 141a few people attended 142few attended 143*few million people attended 144millions attended 145*5 millions attended 146millions of people attended 147hundreds of millions of people attended 1485 million years ago, the earth was covered with ice 149millions of years ago, the earth was covered with ice 150*dogs of years ago, the earth was covered with ice 151*the five million years ago, the earth was covered with ice 152*the other five million years ago, the earth was covered with ice 153*5 million ago, the earth was covered with ice 154The city of New York contains over one hundred million billion brain cells 155Almost one third of the people in the country have no health insurance 156Of all the people in this country, almost one third have no health insurance 157Three quarters of a million people in this city have no health insurance 158The price of the stock rose three tenths of one point 159*The price of the stock rose three tenths of one dog 160The nearest drug store is about three quarters of a mile away 161The nearest drug store is about 3/4 of a mile away 162Every morning I walk 3 1/2 miles 163*Every morning I walk 1/2 3 miles 164Nearly 1/2 million people work here every day 165Nearly 1 1/4 million people work here every day 166*Nearly 1 million 1/4 people work here every day 167Between 500 and 1000 people pass through here every minute 168They are the Number 3 auto maker and a Fortune 500 company 169I live at 805 West Indiana Street 170 171%TIME EXPRESSIONS 172 173We're thinking about going to a movie this evening 174*We're thinking about going to a movie this theater 175I've been grading these stupid exams all day 176*I've been grading these stupid days all exam 177We're having a big party Tuesday 178*We're having a big party our house 179 180% January is in the dictionary as a female given name. Thus, "important 181% meeting January" is a name with two adjectival modifiers, and thus can 182% be the object of "There is going to be..." 183*There is going to be an important meeting January 184There is going to be an important meeting in January 185There is going to be an important meeting next January 186The party last week was a big success 187John last week threw a great party 188Until recently, these fossils were believed to belong to different species 189*Until initially, these fossils were believed to belong to different species 190*Until for many years, these fossils were believed to belong to different species 191Until last week, these fossils were believed to belong to different species 192*Until last meeting, these fossils were believed to belong to different species 193I'm quite excited about next week 194I am quite excited about next week 195Monday sounds good for the meeting 196Tomorrow might be a good time for the meeting 197Last Tuesday was really fun 198*Three days ago was really fun 199Almost three years after our first date, I saw Ruth again 200Almost three years after I first met her, I saw Ruth again 201*Almost three years, I saw Ruth again 202Almost three years later, I saw Ruth again 203*Almost three years for our first date, I saw Ruth again 204I saw her again a year and a half later 205*I saw her again a year and a dog later 206He left here a quarter of an hour ago 207*He left here a quarter of a dog ago 208*He left here a picture of an hour ago 209I still remember the day I kissed him 210 211% I appears in the dictionary as roman numeral I, so this parses as "room 212% the first", and since "I remember the room kissed him" parses, the below 213% will also. 214*I still remember the room I kissed him 215I'm going to Europe the day I graduate 216Clinton is expected to return to Washington Thursday morning 217*Clinton is expected to return to Thursday Washington office 218Clinton is expected to return to Washington on Thursday morning 219Clinton is expected to return to Washington late Thursday morning 220Clinton is expected to return to Washington next Thursday morning 221She walked out of the room the minute I saw her 222*She walked out of the room two minutes I saw her 223I was crazy about him the first time I saw him 224*I was crazy about him the first party I saw him 225In January 1990, a historic new law was passed 226*In Washington 1990, a historic new law was passed 227On January 15, 1990, a historic new law was passed 228*On January 320, 1990, a historic new law was passed 229He was convicted under an obscure 1990 law 230 231% '50 law' parses, because '57 Chevy' has to parse. 232*He was convicted under an obscure 50 law 233I wish I could see him 100 times a day 234*I wish I could see him 3 meals a day 235*I wish I could see him 100 times a dog 236*I wish I could see him 100 times 2 days 237It's good to eat three big meals a day 238Someone is mugged in New York every five minutes 239Her career lasted almost thirty years 240*Her career lasted almost thirty books 241Every morning at 5 a.m., Ken gets up and runs for five miles 242At 4:52 p.m., on Monday, December 26, 1997, nothing happened 243 244%QUESTIONS AND RELATIVE CLAUSES 245 246Which dog did you chase 247*Which dog you chased 248Which dog did you say you chased 249*Which dog you said you chased 250*Which dog did you say did you chase 251I wonder which dog he said you chased 252*I wonder which dog did he say you chased 253*I wonder which dog did he say did you chase 254What did John say he thought you should do 255*What did John say did he think you should do 256*What John said he thought you should do 257What Alice did really annoyed me 258*Who Alice did really annoyed me 259Whoever designed this program didn't know what they were doing 260*Who designed this program didn't know what they were doing 261Invite John and whoever else you want to invite 262The dog which Chris bought is really ugly 263*The dog what Chris bought is really ugly 264I wonder whether we should go 265*Whether should we go 266We can't decide whether to go to the party 267*We can't decide who to go the party 268*We can't decide whether to go the the party with 269I am wondering who to go to the party with 270I am wondering who to invite to the party 271*I am wondering whether to invite to the party 272*I am wondering the people to invite to the party 273*Whether to go to the party 274*Who to invite to the party 275Do you think we should go to the party 276*What do you think we should go to the party 277How do you operate this machine 278How fast is the program 279How certain are you that John is coming 280*How tired are you that John is coming 281How likely is it that he will come 282*How likely is John that he will come 283How certain does he seem to be that John is coming 284How efficient a program is it 285 286% The below parses, because "Efficient" is taken to be someone's name 287% That is, similar to "Hey Joe, Coke is it!" 288% *Efficient a program is it 289*efficient a program is it 290*How fast programs are they 291*How fast the program is it 292How fast a program does he think it is 293*How fast a program he thinks it is 294*How fast programs does he think they are 295*How big a dog chased you 296I wonder how fast a program he thinks it is 297*I wonder how fast a program does he think it is 298How much money did you earn 299*How much money you earn 300I wonder how much money you earned 301*I wonder how much money have you earned 302How much oil spilled 303How much do you swim 304*How much you swim 305I wonder how much you swim 306*I wonder how much do you swim 307*I don't have how much money 308I don't have very much money 309I don't have much money 310How much did you read 311*How much of the book you read 312How much of the book did you read 313I wonder how much of the book you read 314How many people died 315How many people did you see 316*How many people you saw 317I wonder how many people you saw 318I wonder how many of the people you saw were students 319How did John do it 320I wonder how John did it 321How long will it last 322 323% Arghhhh its not enough to exlcude adjectives: 324*How big will it last 325How big will it grow? 326*How slickly did you say it was? 327How big did you say it was? 328 329How many years did it take to do it 330How big is the department 331*How big the department is 332*I wonder how big is the department 333I wonder how big the department is 334*I wonder how big departments they are 335*I wonder how a department it is 336I wonder how big a department it is 337How important is it to turn the computer off 338I wonder how important it is to turn off the computer 339*I wonder how important is it to turn off the computer 340How quickly did Joe run 341*How quickly Joe ran 342I know how quickly you ran 343*I know how quickly did you run 344*He ran I know how quickly 345*Quickly did Joe run 346*Very quickly did Joe run 347*I know very quickly did Joe run 348*I know quickly did John run 349How much more quickly did you run 350*How much more quickly you run 351*I wonder how much more quickly did he run 352I wonder how much more quickly he ran 353How much more quickly did he run than Joe 354How much more should we work on this 355How much further do you think we should drive tonight 356I don't know how much longer I can tolerate this 357How much bigger is the dog 358*How much bigger dogs are they 359*How much bigger dogs ran 360*How big dogs run 361How much further did you run 362How much more oil spilled 363How much more spilled 364How much more oil did they spill 365How much more did they spill 366*How much more they spilled 367I wonder how much oil spilled 368I wonder how much oil they spilled 369*How much more efficient programs are available 370How many dogs ran 371How many ran 372How many dogs did you see 373How many more people did you see 374How many more people do you think will come 375I wonder how many more people he thinks will come 376*I wonder how many more people does he think will come 377How many times did you do it 378*How many times you did it 379I wonder how many times you did it 380*How many more stupid times did you do it 381How many years ago did you do it 382*Many years ago did you do it 383*How many years did you do it 384I wonder how many years ago you did it 385*How many years ago you did it 386I'll show you the house where I met your mother 387*I'll show you the house which I met your mother 388This is the man whose dog I bought 389*This is the man which dog I bought 390I wonder where John is 391*I wonder where John hit 392The dogs, some of which were very large, ran after the man 393The dogs, some of which I had seen before, ran after the man 394*The dogs some of which were very large ran after the man 395The box contained many books, some of which were badly damaged 396*Some of which were badly damaged 397*The box contained many books, some were badly damaged 398*The box contained many books, some of the books were badly damaged 399The dogs, some of them very large, ran after the man 400*The dogs, some of the dogs very large, ran after the man 401*Some of them very large ran after the man 402The man was chased by dogs, some of them very large 403I believe it was John who stole the priceless documents 404*I believe Fred was John who stole the priceless documents 405It seems to have been Einstein who first came up with the idea 406*There seems to have been Einstein who first came up with the idea 407*It hopes to have been Einstein who first came up with the idea 408*The book discussed Einstein who first came up with the idea 409*Stravinsky was in Paris that Debussy first heard Balinese music 410It was in Paris that Debussy first heard Balinese music 411It must have been there that he realized his destiny 412*It tried to have been there that he realized his destiny 413*He composed some good music that he realized his destiny 414*It was quickly that he wrote his first symphony 415Wasn't it in 1955 that Sally first met Joe 416Whatever the outcome, I'm sure he'll still be popular 417*Whatever an outcome, I'm sure he'll still be popular 418Whatever the outcome is, I'm sure he'll still be popular 419*What the outcome is, I'm sure he'll still be popular 420 421%CONJUNCTIONS 422 423The man we saw when we went to Paris is here 424*The man we saw but we went to Paris is here 425You should see a play while in London 426*You should see a play after in London 427I left the party after seeing Ann there 428*I left the party because seeing Ann there 429*I left the party despite I saw Ann there 430Because I didn't see Ann, I left 431*Therefore I didn't see Ann, I left 432I left, therefore I didn't see Ann 433But I really wanted to see her 434*After I really wanted to see her 435As I suspected, he had already left 436*Because I suspected, he had already left 437*I suspected, he had already left 438 439% "Yes, I suspected" is a grammatically valid reply to a question. 440% *I suspected 441Some grammars are better than others, as we have proved 442As had been expected, the party was a big success 443*As had been green, the party was a big success 444*As had wanted to be expected, the party was a big success 445*As had expected the party to be a success, it was a success 446In the event that the case goes to trial, I'm sure Clinton will be acquitted 447*In the scandal that the case goes to trial, I'm sure Clinton will be acquitted 448He should be acquitted, on the grounds that there's no evidence 449The public seem to love him, no matter what he does 450*The public seem to love him, no matter the stupid things he does 451 452%VERBS 453 454Abrams does like programming 455% Allow "does be", so that we can parse Irish English. 456% *Abrams does be a good programmer 457He is being hired by another company 458He is looking for another job 459Fred has had five years of experience as a programmer 460*Fred has had been a programmer for five years 461I gave my mother the present I bought for her 462I gave her the present I bought for her 463*I gave my mother it 464We picked out some beautiful flowers for her 465We picked some beautiful flowers out for her 466We picked them out for her 467*We picked out them for her 468Did you put the milk in the refrigerator 469*Did you put the milk 470Where did you put the milk 471I hope he comes to the party tomorrow 472I hope that he comes to the party tomorrow 473*I hope him to come to the party tomorrow 474I expect him to come to the party tomorrow 475I expect to go to the party tomorrow 476*I expect 477*I expected who would come to the party 478I knew who would come to the party 479*I expected he go to the party 480I suggested he go to the party 481*He knew me how to use the program 482He asked me how to use the program 483*He disputed our program was superior 484He disputed that our program was superior 485Anne told me I would almost certainly be hired 486*Anne expected me I would almost certainly be hired 487*We argued adding new features to the program 488We discussed adding new features to the program 489*I thought terrible after our discussion 490I felt terrible after our discussion 491I made him make some changes in the program 492*I encouraged him make some changes in the program 493I helped him make some changes in the program 494I helped make some changes in the program 495*I saw make some changes in the program 496*I made him telling her about the party 497I saw him telling her about the party 498Phil gave me a sweater which he bought in Paris 499*Phil chose me a sweater which he bought in Paris 500Alan bet me five dollars Clinton would lose the election 501*Alan offered me five dollars Clinton would lose the election 502She said she didn't approve of my behavior 503*She said she didn't like of my behavior 504The results are in, the game is up and the truth is out 505*The in results show the out truth about the up game 506*The results became in and the truth seemed out 507He sold for five dollars the ring his mother had given him 508Clinton announced on Tuesday a bold new proposal 509*Clinton announced on Tuesday it 510I gave my brother an expensive present 511I gave him an expensive present 512I gave an expensive present 513I gave it 514*I gave my brother it 515I gave him for his birthday a very expensive present 516*I gave him for his birthday it 517I gave for his birthday an expensive present 518*I gave for his birthday it 519The President announced on Monday that several more bases would be closed 520He had attempted for years to make a career as a concert pianist 521*He had attempted for years 522I asked him when I saw him at the party yesterday what he was working on 523*I talked to him when I saw him at the party yesterday what he was working on 524I wondered for a long time why everyone liked her so much 525*I thought for a long time why everyone liked her so much 526*I thought for a long time, why everyone liked her so much 527I told Margaret that I thought she would probably be hired 528*I told on Tuesday Margaret that I thought she would probably be hired 529I told Margaret on Tuesday that I thought she would probably be hired 530We discussed at the meeting hiring a new secretary 531*We discussed at the meeting 532We informed the new employees that no salary increase would be possible 533We informed at the meeting the new employees 534*We informed at the meeting the new employees that no salary increase would be possible 535They were asked that he be allowed to go 536If his calculations were correct, Copernicus reasoned, the earth must revolve around the sun 537The earth, Copernicus reasoned, must revolve around the sun 538The earth must revolve around the sun, Copernicus reasoned 539*The earth must revolve around the sun, Copernicus was happy 540*The earth must revolve around the sun, Copernicus destroyed 541*The earth, the pope cringed when Copernicus reasoned, revolves around the sun 542Abortion was legal until the third month, the court ruled 543If the pregnancy was within the first three months, the court ruled, abortion was legal 544Nobody, it seems, wants to be a liberal 545*Nobody, John seems, wants to be a liberal 546Business is booming, Joe Smith, a car dealer, says 547Business is booming, says Joe Smith, a car dealer 548You can do anything you want, I told her 549In the last few years, it seems, nobody wants to be a liberal 550Also invited to the meeting were several prominent scientists 551*Also invited to the meeting invited several prominent scientists 552Also awarded the prize was Jean Smith, a prominent computer scientist 553Chosen to lead the commission was Fred Schultz, a former Federal judge 554*Chosen to lead the commission seemed likely to be Fred Schultz, a former Federal judge 555*Chooses to lead the investigation Fred Schultz 556*Choose to lead the investigation did Fred Schultz 557Also recommended in the report was a new initiative to combat crime 558*Also chosen the leader for the commission was Fred Schultz 559Included in our paper is a summary of the features of our program 560Also performing in the concert were members of the Budapest Quartet 561*Were performing in the concert members of the Budapest Quartet 562Voting in favor of the bill were 36 Republicans and 4 moderate Democrats 563Glaring coldly at Sarah, he walked out of the room 564He walked out of the room, glaring coldly at Sarah 565*Glaring coldly at Sarah, walking out of the room 566Finding that it was impossible to get work as a waiter, he worked as a janitor 567He had hoped to get work as a waiter, but, finding this was impossible, he worked as a janitor 568*He said that, finding that it was impossible to get work as a waiter, he would work as a janitor 569Used by some of the finest pianists in the country, Baldwin pianos are technical marvels 570Using specially designed parts, Baldwin pianos are technical marvels 571*Used specially designed parts, Baldwin pianos are technical marvels 572Sending a message of discontent to Washington, voters overwhelmingly rejected the Clinton administration 573She's a really good player 574John's coming to the party tonight 575He's usually gone to Boston for Thanksgiving 576*Do you know where John's 577Who's afraid of the big bad wolf 578That's just the kind of person he is 579*That's just the kind of person he's 580There's no reason to get so upset about it 581I didn't think he would do it, but he did 582*I didn't think he would invite her, but he invited 583If you don't want to do it, you should find someone who will 584If you don't want to do it, you should find someone who does 585Find someone who does 586*Find someone who wants to do 587I don't like programming, and someone who does may be difficult to find 588The price of the stock more than doubled in two days 589*The price of the stock more than increased in two days 590I finally figured out why this program is so slow 591*I finally flipped out why this program is so slow 592It turns out that Clinton didn't actually kiss Monica 593If you go around doing that, you're going to end up making people mad 594The lawyer pointed out that Clinton didn't actually kiss Monica 595A party is taking place, so if you'd like to show up, you should do so 596 597%PREPOSITIONS 598 599I have doubts about inviting him 600*I have doubts during inviting him 601I prevented her from doing it by praising her for not doing it 602From your description, I don't think I would enjoy it 603We had an argument over whether it was a good movie 604*We had an argument at whether it was a good movie 605Because of the rain, we decided to stay home 606They're having a party in front of the building 607The man with whom I play tennis is here 608The man I play tennis with is here 609*The man whom I play tennis is here 610*The man with whom I play tennis with is here 611With whom did you play tennis 612Who did you play tennis with 613The data on file will be used for the project at hand, which is already under way 614*The data on project will be used for the file at program 615The project was finished on schedule, as usual 616*The project as usual and the report on schedule were finished 617I told him by telephone that I was coming by car 618From in back of the shed, I heard a scream that seemed to come from on top of the garage 619The university spends $5 per student 620*The university spends $5 per the student 621They're building a gigantic mall five miles from here 622*They're building a gigantic mall five mistakes from here 623The 7-11 is half a mile up the road, but the supermarket is a long way away 624I'm sure things will get done with Janet running the company 625*I'm sure things will get done by Janet running the company 626*I'm sure things will get done the company 627*I'm sure things will get done because Janet running the company 628With Janet in charge, I'm sure things will get done 629 630%ADJECTIVES 631 632You are lucky that there is no exam today 633*You are stupid that there is no exam today 634You are lucky I am here 635*You are right I am here 636This is something we should be happy about 637*This is something we should be happy 638*The happy about it man kissed his wife 639Is he sure how to find the house 640*Is he correct how to find the house 641You should be proud of your achievement 642*You should be happy of your achievement 643He is the smartest man I know 644*They are some smartest men I know 645I've seen a lot of programs, but ours is the fastest 646Ours is the fastest of the programs we have seen 647I've seen a lot of programs, but ours runs the most quickly 648*This is our the fastest program 649Voters angry about the economy will probably vote for Clinton 650*Voters angry will probably vote for Clinton 651Many Democrats unhappy about the economy but doubtful that Clinton can be elected probably won't vote at all 652*Many Democrats unhappy but doubtful probably won't vote at all 653*Many Democrats likely that Bush will be reelected probably won't vote 654Hundreds of young men, furious about the verdict in the Rodney King case, looted stores in Los Angeles today 655*Hundreds of young men, furious, looted stores in Los Angeles today 656We need a programmer knowledgeable about Lisp 657*We need a programmer knowledgeable 658Any program as good as ours should be useful 659*Any program good should be useful 660Let us know if you have a program capable of parsing this sentence 661*Let us know if you have a program capable 662It is believed that even the troops loyal to Hussein will soon be forced to surrender 663*It is believed that even the troops loyal will soon be forced to surrender 664Republican policies only benefit the rich and powerful 665Republican policies only benefit the rich and the powerful 666*Republican policies only benefit a rich and a powerful 667*Republican policies only benefit some rich and some powerful 668The meek will inherit the earth, and the best is the enemy of the good 669They're building a skyscraper over 1000 feet tall 670*They're building a skyscraper tall 671The river is half a mile wide here and 300 feet deep 672*The river is half a mile beautiful and 300 feet dangerous 673Mr. John Smith, 66 years old, will succeed him as president 674*Mr. John Smith, old, will succeed him as president 675A big black ugly dog chased me 676A big, black, ugly dog chased me 677The former astronaut was alone and afraid 678*The alone astronaut was former 679 680%ADVERBS 681 682He is apparently an expert on dogs 683*He knows apparently an expert on dogs 684Mary quickly walked out of the room 685Mary just walked out of the room 686Quickly, Mary walked out of the room 687Mary walked out of the room quickly 688*Mary walked out of the room just 689He told them about the accident immediately 690*He told them about the accident presumably 691He told them about the accident, presumably 692She is very careful about her work 693She works very carefully 694*She very works carefully 695Is the piece easy enough for you 696Is the piece too easy for you 697*Is the piece enough easy for you 698She is apparently an excellent pianist 699*She married apparently an excellent pianist 700Only after the movie did he realize his mistake 701*After the movie did he realize his mistake 702After the movie, did he realize his mistake? 703I may have taken cocaine a few times, but at no time did I inhale 704*A few times may I have taken cocaine, but I inhaled at no time 705Never have I seen such a grotesque display of incompetence 706*Often have I seen such a grotesque display of incompetence 707We like to eat at restaurants, particularly on weekends 708We like to eat at restaurants, usually on weekends 709*We like to eat at restaurants, fortunately on weekends 710Such flowers are found mainly in Europe 711*Such flowers are found apparently in Europe 712*Such flowers are found mainly particularly in Europe 713*Such flowers are found mainly 714Many people, particularly doctors, believe there is no health care crisis 715*Many people, strongly doctors, believe there is no health care crisis 716I found a house that even John thinks we should buy 717He told me that even his mother likes me 718*He told me that even, his mother likes me 719We put the pie straight in the oven 720*We put the pie quickly in the oven 721We put the pie straight in 722*We put the pie straight 723He lives high in the mountains 724He lives over by the lake 725*He lives over by 726The apparently angry man walked out of the room 727The often underpaid administrators resent the invariably rude students and the understandably impatient professors 728The delicately lyrical tone of the cello contrasted with the fiercely percussive piano chords 729The always delicately lyrical tone was really beautiful 730*The delicately always lyrical tone was really beautiful 731*The delicately very lyrical tone was really beautiful 732Biochemically, I think the experiment has a lot of problems 733I think the experiment has a lot of problems biochemically 734It is biochemically an interesting experiment 735I'm not sure the results are biochemically valid 736 737%IT-THERE-THIS 738 739There is a dog in the park 740*There is chasing dogs 741*There are a dog in the park 742Does there seem to be a dog in the park? 743*Does there want to be a dog in the park? 744There seems to appear to have been likely to be a problem 745*There seems to appear to have been likely to be problems 746*There seems to appear to have been likely to be stupid 747There was an attempt to kill Rod 748The man there was an attempt to kill died 749There was a problem, but we solved it 750It is likely that Rod died 751*Joe is likely that Rod died 752It is clear who killed Rod 753*Joe is clear who killed Rod 754It may not be possible to fix the problem 755Grace may not be possible to fix the problem 756It is important that women be ready when they make these choices 757*It is clear that women be ready when they make these choices 758*Joe is important that women be ready when they make these choices 759flowers are red to attract bees 760I made it clear that I was angry 761*I made Anne clear that I was angry 762Dick is easy to hit 763% Many adjectives in words.adj.1 can be used as "too X to Y wtih/to" 764% including "big": "Dick is too big to hit". So the below is accepted. 765*Dick is big to hit 766It is important to fix the problem 767Dick is important to fix the problem 768The man it is likely that John hit died 769*The man Joe is likely that Dick hit died 770Does it seem likely that Ann will come 771Does Ann act glad that Joe came 772*Does it act likely that Joe came 773It doesn't matter what Ted does 774*Joe doesn't matter what Ted does 775I want it to be possible to use the program 776I want Joe to be possible to use the program 777I want it to be clear that it was my idea 778*I asked it to be clear that it was my idea 779I want it to be obvious how to use the program 780*I want Emily to be obvious how to use the program 781I want Joe to be easy to hit 782It is likely they will come 783*Joe is likely they will come 784This is because he is extremely famous 785The trial is because he is extremely famous 786The excitement over the trial is because he is extremely famous 787This seems to have been because he is extremely famous 788 789%COMPARATIVES 790 791Our program works more elegantly than yours 792Ours works more elegantly than yours does 793Ours works more elegantly than yours works 794*Ours works more elegant than yours 795*Ours is more elegant than yours works 796Our program works more elegantly than efficiently 797Our program is more elegant than efficient 798Our program works better than yours 799We do this more for pleasure than for money 800He is more likely to go than to stay 801*He is more likely than to stay 802*He is more black to go than to stay 803He is more likely to go than he is to stay 804He is more likely to go than John is 805It is more likely that Joe died than that Fred died 806It is more likely that Joe died than it is that Fred died 807*John is more likely that Joe died than it is that Fred died 808*It is more likely that Joe died than John is that Fred died 809It is easier to ignore the problem than to solve it 810It is easier to ignore the problem than it is to solve it 811*Greg is easier to ignore the problem than to solve it 812Our program is easier to use than to understand 813*Our program is easier to use it than to understand 814I am more happy now than I was in college 815*I am more happy now than I earned in college 816He is more a teacher than a scholar 817I make more money in a month than John makes in a year 818I make more money in a month than John dies in a year 819I hit more the dog than the cat 820I have more money than John has time 821I have more dogs than John has five cats 822I have more money than John has a dog 823She interviewed more programmers than were hired 824*She interviewed more programmers than was hired 825I am as intelligent as John 826I earn as much money as John does 827*I am as intelligent as John does 828I earn as much money in a month as John earns in a year 829*I earn as much money in a month than John earns in a year 830Our program was better than had been expected 831*Our program was better than had been argued 832*Our program was better than had been responded 833Our program was better than was expected 834*Our program was better than were expected 835More people came to the party than were expected 836More people came to the party than was expected 837Our program did not run as quickly as expected 838*Our program did not run as quickly as said 839How much faster is our program than theirs 840*How much faster our program is than theirs 841The more quickly we write the program, the more money we will earn 842*The more people like the program 843*The people like the program, the more money we will earn 844The better the program is, the more people will like it 845The better the program, the more people will like it 846*The better a program, the more people will like it 847The less likely it is that we can parse this, the easier it is to understand 848 849% "SO THAT", "SUCH...THAT" 850 851The shuttle is so big that it has to be carried on the back of a jet 852*The shuttle is big that it has to be carried on the back of a jet 853So many people attended that they spilled over into several neighboring fields 854*Many people attended that they spilled over into several neighboring fields 855The program has so many problems that you should probably just rewrite it 856*The program has many problems that you should probably just rewrite it 857The program has enough problems that you should probably just rewrite it 858I love her so much that I can't let her go 859*I love her very much that I can't let her go 860He ran home so quickly that his mother could hardly believe he had called from school 861*He ran home quickly that his mother could hardly believe he had called from school 862She presented her case with such eloquence that we could only admire her 863*She presented her case with eloquence that we could only admire her 864 865%"AND", ETC. 866 867I went to the store and got a gallon of milk 868*I got and went a gallon of milk 869I got a gallon of milk and some eggs 870I went to the store, got a gallon of milk, and returned the eggs 871 872% Sentence belwo was marked bad, but this seems arguable to me .. !? 873% *I went to the store, got a gallon of milk, and some eggs 874Mary, Joe and Louise are coming to the party 875Neither Mary nor Louise are coming to the party 876I am ready and eager to go to the party 877She handled it skillfully and with compassion 878I told him that I hated him and that I never wanted to see him again 879He told me why he was here and what he was doing 880*He told me why he was here and that he hated me 881Although he likes me and he respects me, he says he needs some privacy 882Your house and garden are very attractive 883I am in New York and I would like to see you 884This is not the man we know and love 885*This is not the man we know and love him 886The coverage on TV and on the radio has been terrible 887*The coverage on TV and I have seen has been terrible 888The sky is blue, so it is likely that Joe will come 889*It is blue and likely that Joe will come 890It is well and likely that Joe will come 891That is the man for whom and with whom Joe works 892*That is the man for whom and with Janet Joe works 893*When did Joe and John did leave the party 894 895% Huh ??? what's the correct parse/meaning of this sentence? 896% "my dog's friend came" is one of the parses !!?? wtf .. 897% My dog, cat, and cousin's friend came 898*My dog, cat, horse, mouse, and his cow left 899My dog, cat, horse, and mouse, and his cow left 900you should not only ask for your money back, but demand it 901I was both angry and sad at the same time 902 903%PLURALIZATION IN CONJUNCTIONS 904 905There is neither a dog nor a cat here 906*There are neither a dog nor a cat here 907There is a dog or a cat here 908*There are a dog or a cat here 909*There are a dog and a cat here 910There is a dog and a cat here 911He and I are friends 912neither I nor my friend knows what happened 913neither I nor my friend know what happened 914Either I or my friend knows what happened 915Either I or my friend know what happened 916The dog and cats know what happened 917*The dog and cats knows what happened 918Are a dog and a cat here 919*Is a dog and a cat here 920*Is John and I invited 921Are John and I invited 922Is John or I invited 923Are John or I invited 924Is neither John nor I invited 925Are neither John nor I invited 926 927%GERUNDS 928 929Playing the piano bothers John 930Releasing the program at this point would annoy our competitors 931The playing of the piano really bothers John 932*The playing the piano really bothers John 933Telling Joe about the party would create a real problem 934*The telling Joe about the party could create a real problem 935Your telling Joe about the party could create a real problem 936Telling Joe that Sue was coming to the party would create a real problem 937Telling would create a real problem 938I want her to know about it, but the telling won't be easy 939*The telling her won't be easy 940*Some children like to tease 941Teasing can be very cruel 942Your telling John to leave may have destroyed your relationship 943The graduating of Fred changes the situation 944The sleeping of students is becoming a big problem 945The sleeping of students can ruin a lecture 946Buying of shares was brisk on Wall Street today 947The sleeping in class is becoming a big problem 948*The telling John to leave was stupid 949*The inviting your mother was stupid 950*The showing how to use the program seemed to interest people 951*The attempting to go to the party angered Joe 952The showing of the program seemed to impress people 953The sleeping of students described by Fred is a big problem 954The sleeping of students I told you about is a big problem 955The frequent sleeping of students is a big problem 956His hitting of the dog didn't help matters 957Some hitting of dogs will solve the problem 958the drug running here has become a massive problem 959He made a mistake in inviting John 960He made a mistake in the inviting of John 961I should have talked to you before inviting John 962I should have talked to you before the inviting of John 963 964%SPECIAL SUBJECTS: INFINITIVES, CLAUSES, AND INDIRECT QUESTIONS 965 966To pretend that our program is usable in its current form would be silly 967*To pretend that our program is usable in its current form would be happy 968That our program will be immediately accepted is hardly likely 969*That our program will be immediately accepted wrote the program 970*Is that our program will be accepted likely 971*That our program will be accepted seems likely that our program will be accepted 972Whether we should go to the party is the important question 973*Whether we should go to the party annoys me 974 975%LONGER CONSTRUCTIONS, PUNCTUATION, AND CAPITALIZATION 976 977Using the conventional Minuet form, Beethoven produced a piece of great originality 978Written in 1820, the symphony shows a new level of maturity for the composer 979Abandoned by his friends, he left Vienna three years later 980In Vienna, Beethoven met someone who would later be greatly influenced by him: Franz Schubert 981*In Vienna, Beethoven met someone who would later be greatly influenced by him; Franz Schubert 982Today I did something very important: I bought a dog 983*The store where I did something very important: I bought a dog was closed today 984It has been said that Schubert ran out of the room when he met Beethoven; but we now know this is untrue 985An important question remains: did Beethoven know about Schubert's music 986She just wanted one thing: to be a professional skater 987She knew one thing: that she would be a professional skater 988I agree that, in some ways, your program is better 989I agree that in some ways, your program is better 990*I agree that, in some ways your program is better 991That is the man who, in Joe's opinion, we should hire 992*That is the man, in Joe's opinion, we should hire 993*That is the man who, in Joe's opinion we should hire 994I know you hate Bill, but why did you send him that nasty note 995*I know you hate Bill, because why did you send him that nasty note 996But why did you send him that nasty note 997If John was with Lisa last night, who went to the movie with Diane 998*Although John was with Lisa last night, who went to the movie with Diane 999We need a President who understands us 1000We need a president who understands us 1001*We need a Melvin who understand us 1002The Zongle of Bongle Dongle resigned today 1003% A Zongle with a bad haircut resigned today -- is valid. 1004% A Zongle with a Mercedes Benz resigned today -- is valid. 1005% *A Zongle with a Bongle Dongle resigned today 1006The National Association of Linguists is meeting here 1007 1008% "An" appears in the dictionary as a female given name, thus allowing the 1009% below to parse in a rather awkward manner. 1010% *An Association that many Linguists belong to is meeting here 1011An association that many linguists belong to is meeting here 1012If you were a middle-class American without a job, who would you vote for 1013Many Croats who had fled their homes are now returning to them 1014*Many Croat who had fled their homes are now returning to them 1015Chinese is a wonderful language, Chinese food is nice, and the Chinese are nice people 1016*Armenian is a wonderful language, Armenian food is great, and the Armenian are nice people 1017Armenian is a wonderful language, Armenian food is great, and the Armenians are nice people 1018Danish is a wonderful language, Danish food is great, and the Danish are nice people 1019The Danes are nice people 1020Dr Jane Smith lives on Main St 1021Dr. Jane Smith lives on Main St. 1022*Dr. Jane. Smith. lives on Main. St. 1023Dr. J.G.D. Smith lives on Main St. 1024*A Dr. lives on this St 1025Mr. Smith (a lawyer for Kodak) refused to comment 1026Mr. Smith -- a lawyer for Kodak -- refused to comment 1027We left (carrying the dog) and Fred followed 1028I have $50, but I want a $50000 car 102910% of the employees here do 90% of the work 1030Zangbert stock fell 30% to $2.50 yesterday, but jumped 10% today in heavy trading 1031*Zangbert stock fell %, but jumped to $ today 1032With a 5% raise, I can get a $50000 car 1033"What are you doing?" she asked. 1034"This is what I'm going to do," he replied. 1035"This is what I'm going to do!" he replied. 1036*"This is what I'm going to do." he replied. 1037*"This is what I'm doing to do" he replied. 1038"On second thought," he said, "this is what I'm going to do". 1039"Quotation marks" are simply "ignored" by our "program" 1040Sometimes, people do this: They follow the colon with a capital letter. 1041*However, they never do this; They don't follow a semi-colon with a capital letter. 1042John said: "This is another use of colons one sometimes sees". 1043Formerly, he had worked for Brody, McGill & Demson 1044*He was unhappy & underpaid 1045The rally, at 6:00 last night, was attended by 1.1 million people 1046Whatever you want to do is fine 1047Who do you think Bill will bring? 1048That, I did not know. 1049 1050 1051