1These fortunes were brought to you by: 2 The DragonFly BSD Project 3% 4/* 5 * Phrases work is currently commented out. Remove comments here 6 * and in header setup to enable. 7 * 8 * char *Phrases[] = { 9 * "Tired of Penguins? Switch totheDragon!", 10 * "Dragging BSD, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century.", 11 * "Best thing since sliced bread.", 12 * "A new day and a new way.", 13 * "The way BSD should be!", 14 * "Here be Dragons.", 15 * "DragonFly BSD, the logical successor to FreeBSD 4.x.", 16 * "Use the Force: DragonFly release1 in June!" 17 * "Catch the buzz!", 18 * "When one wing isn't enough!", 19 * "The best breed", 20 * "A Dragonfly a day will keep Microsoft away.", 21 * "Catch the Buzz.", 22 * "When two wings aren't enough." 23 * }; 24 */ 25 26 -- Hidden in tablegc, the driving engine behind the DragonFly 27 website. 28% 29<buggs> don't drink and drive, use DragonFly 30<chiller> Pretty fly, like dragonfly 31<chiller> maybe an 'a' there.. 32<buggs> DF, back to the future 33<corecode> DF - back to BSD's future 34 35 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 36% 37<Diannora> Theres a hole in my mem-ory, Theres a hole in my mem-ory, 38<Diannora> the compactor had a go, the memory now is low, Theres a hole in 39my mem-ory! 40<coolvibe> free your mallocs, dianora, dianora, dianora. Free your mallocs 41dianora, it isn't strange there's a hole 42<Diannora> Theres a hole in my memory, dear coolvibe dear coolvibe, theres 43a hole in my memory dear coolvibe ! 44<Diannora> Why fix it Dianora, Dianora, Why fix it Dianora Dianora ! 45 46 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 47% 48<coolvibe> Daemons gathered in their masses 49<robg> just like hackers at conventions 50<coolvibe> evil code that plots destruction 51<robg> sorceror of mass construction 52<coolvibe> in the fields the coredump's burning 53<coolvibe> as the code machine keeps turning 54<coolvibe> Death and hatred to bugkind. 55<coolvibe> poisoning their debugged minds 56<coolvibe> oh lord yeah! 57 58 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 59% 60< GeekGod> speak now or forever hold your commit 61 62 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 63% 64< schoolio> The watched kernel never panics 65 66 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 67% 68> I'm just joking. But I may hand a commit bit to anyone who 69> submits too many cosmetic changes and make that person our 70> official cosmetics spokeperson :-). 71 72Just call me "Mary Kay" :D 73 74 -- Chis Pressey in reply to Matt Dillon on the submit@ mailinglist 75% 76<Niacin> BSD 77<Niacin> Bibles Sex Drugs 78<Niacin> kinda like the mormans 79 80 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 81% 82<hmp> Niacin: BSD --- The Mad Cow Disease 83<hmp> ;) 84 85 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 86% 87<cpressey> Pokemon DragonFlyBSD: "Gotta patch 'em all" 88 89 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 90% 91<coolvibe> can I play with sourcecode 92<coolvibe> the coder looks at his crystal ball 93<coolvibe> can I play with sourcecode 94<coolvibe> there is no vision there at all 95<coolvibe> can I play with sourcecode - the coder looked and he laughed at me 96<coolvibe> can I play with sourcecode - he said you're blind, too blind to seeee 97<robg> coolvibe, your killing me how am i supposed to get anything done.. 98 99 -- coolvibe molesting some Iron Maiden lyrics on EFnet #dragonflybsd 100% 101 102<@Dianora> hsu is sending me porn! 103<@Dianora> X-From_: hsu@freebsd.org Tue Mar 23 13:02:07 2004 104<@Dianora> From: hsu@freebsd.org 105<@Dianora> To: db@db.net 106<@Dianora> Subject: Re: Free porn 107<@Dianora> I hate those viruses 108<+aaron> at least it's *free* porn. 109 110 -- overheard on EFnet #dragonflybsd 111% 112[talking about Matt's bike accident and broken shoulder] 113< GeekGod> i hadn't even heard of that paticular bone before matts fun 114<@coolvibe> what, clavicle? 115< GeekGod> roger 116<+aaron> there's a bone named roger? 117 118 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 119% 120<@cpressey> oh, well. ok then. 121<@coolvibe> ? 122-!- cpressey is now known as marykay 123<@coolvibe> hahahahah 124 125 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 126% 127<@buggs> BSD had hacker called Matt 128<@buggs> And all his patches were fat 129<@buggs> But the whining masses cried like a kid 130<@buggs> And took away his commit bit 131<@buggs> But he still was coding high 132<@buggs> And put them all in DragonFly 133 134 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 135% 136<@cpressey> panic: bikeshed: wrong colour 137 138 -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd 139% 140<@coolvibe> I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to get the mutexes 141 from my mind. What did I see, can I believe, that what I saw that 142 night was real and not just fantasy 143<@coolvibe> just what I saw, in that old code, where they reflections of those 144 past hacks staring back at me 145<@coolvibe> cos in my dreams, it's always there, the evil lock that twists my 146 mind and brings me to dispair! 147<@coolvibe> the night was black, was no use holding back, cus I just had to 148 see, was someone watching me. 149<@coolvibe> In the mist, dark hackers move and twist, was all this for real, 150 or some kind of hell 151<@coolvibe> 6 66, the number of the beasty 152<@coolvibe> hacks and locks were spawned to be released 153<@coolvibe> compilers blazed, and sacred chants were praised, as they start 154 to cry, hands held to the sky 155<@coolvibe> in the night, the locks were spinning bright, the ritual has 156 begun, beasties work is done 157<@coolvibe> six, six six, the number of the beastie, sacrifice is going on 158 tonight 159 160 -- coolvibe molesting more Iron Maiden lyrics, on EFnet #dragonflybsd 161% 162<eirik> and now nobody can get an ip 163<eirik> except me which added some ugly hack into the network stack 164 165 -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD 166% 16715:27 <@dillon> It's been a long slog 16815:28 <@dillon> but now it is allllll over 16915:28 <@dillon> time for pie! 170 171 -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD 172