1%%$FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.1.2.2 2001/08/01 17:24:03 obrien Exp $ 2%%$DragonFly: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.2 2003/06/17 04:25:24 dillon Exp $ 3You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 4% 5One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 6one dam thing after another. 7% 8Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 9Sunday pray for crop failure. 10% 11When you're up to your nose in shit, 12be sure to keep your mouth shut. 13