1%%$FreeBSD: head/usr.bin/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o 174425 2007-12-07 22:41:39Z dougb $ 2% 3All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 4happen or it won't. 5 6This is especially true when dealing with women. 7 8Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 9% 10Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 11% 12One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 13one dam thing after another. 14% 15Pity the poor egg; 16It only gets laid once in its life. 17% 18Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 19Sunday pray for crop failure. 20% 21When you're up to your nose in shit, 22be sure to keep your mouth shut. 23% 24You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 25% 26