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1Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
2		-- Julian Assange
3%
4NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
5		-- Andrew Gillham
6%
7NetBSD, stupid.
8		-- Julian Assange
9%
10NetBSD: No Sh;t!
11		-- Andrew Gillham
12%
13NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
14		-- Andrew Gillham
15%
16NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
17		-- Mason Loring Bliss
18%
19NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
20       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
21		-- Mason Loring Bliss
22%
23NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
24		-- Daniel Carosone
25%
26NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
27		-- Julian Assange
28%
29NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
30		-- Julian Assange
31%
32NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
33		-- Julian Assange
34%
35NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
36		-- Julian Assange
37%
38NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
39		-- Julian Assange
40%
41NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
42		-- Julian Assange
43%
44Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
45  Strobe mased net
46  Strobe mased ten
47  Erect teen bonds
48  A boned cream test
49  Cremate no debts
50		-- Julian Assange
51%
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