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7		-- Greywolf
8%
9- What's up?
10- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
11		-- Gavan Fantom
12%
13A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
14		-- Greywolf
15%
16Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
17  Breasted cot men
18  Embraces dot net
19  Strobed teen cam
20  Aborted men sect
21  Emtomb DEC tears
22		-- Julian Assange
23%
24Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
25  Crested Boatmen
26  Resented Combat
27  Boast Decrement
28  Basement DEC rot
29		-- Julian Assange
30%
31Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
32  Bent Coders
33  Secret Bond
34  Robs DECNet
35  Cost Bender
36		-- Julian Assange
37%
38Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
39  Cot Benders
40  Be stern, Doc.
41  Net robs DEC
42  DEC robs Net
43		-- Julian Assange
44%
45http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
46		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
47%
48I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
49		-- Dave Tyson
50%
51My other computer runs NetBSD
52		-- Allen Briggs
53%
54NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
55		-- Julian Assange
56%
57NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
58		-- Julian Assange
59%
60NetBSD - a server in every port.
61		-- Julian Assange
62%
63NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
64		-- Hubert Feyrer
65%
66NetBSD - big, isn't it?
67		-- Julian Assange
68%
69NetBSD - daemonic power
70		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
71%
72NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
73         and mac, and powerpc, and...
74		-- Greywolf
75%
76NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
77		-- Julian Assange
78%
79NetBSD:  Got source?
80%
81NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
82		-- Ken Nakata
83%
84NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
85		-- Julian Assange
86%
87NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
88		-- Julian Assange
89%
90NetBSD - more is more.
91		-- Julian Assange
92%
93NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
94		-- Greywolf
95%
96NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
97		-- Julian Assange
98%
99NetBSD - posix me harder.
100		-- Julian Assange
101%
102NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
103		-- Greywolf
104%
105NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
106		-- Julian Assange
107%
108NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
109		-- Julian Assange
110%
111NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
112		-- Julian Assange
113%
114NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
115		-- Julian Assange
116%
117NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
118		-- Julian Assange
119%
120NetBSD - the cure.
121		-- Julian Assange
122%
123NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
124		-- Julian Assange
125%
126NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
127		-- Julian Assange
128%
129NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
130		-- Julian Assange
131%
132NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
133		-- Julian Assange
134%
135NetBSD - the power to suave.
136		-- Julian Assange
137%
138NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
139		-- Julian Assange
140%
141NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
142		-- Greywolf
143%
144NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
145		-- Richard Rauch
146%
147NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
148		-- Julian Assange
149%
150NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
151		-- Julian Assange
152%
153NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
154		-- Julian Assange
155%
156NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
157		-- Julian Assange
158%
159NetBSD - Will even run on i386
160		-- Brian Hechinger
161%
162NetBSD - your basement or mine?
163		-- Julian Assange
164%
165NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
166%
167NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
168		-- David Brownlee
169%
170NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
171%
172NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
173		-- Erik E. Fair
174%
175NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
176		-- Mike Latinovich
177%
178NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
179		-- Tom Harvey
180%
181NetBSD: Beyond Windows
182		-- Johan Ihren
183%
184NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
185		-- Tom Harvey
186%
187NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
188		-- Dirk Myers
189%
190NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
191		-- Greywolf
192%
193NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
194		-- Tom Harvey
195%
196NetBSD: demonic power.
197		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
198%
199NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
200		-- Matthew Orgass
201%
202NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
203%
204NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
205		-- Andy Doran
206%
207NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
208		-- Herb Peyerl
209%
210NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
211		-- Andrew Gillham
212%
213NetBSD: Flexible and free!
214		-- Lars-Johan Liman
215%
216NetBSD: For The Network Generation
217		-- Andrew Gillham
218%
219NetBSD: Get Over It.
220		-- Andrew Gillham
221%
222NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
223		-- Andrew Gillham
224%
225NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
226       Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
227       ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
228       Sublime.
229		-- Mason Loring Bliss
230%
231NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
232		-- Curt Sampson
233%
234NetBSD: If you look through Windows
235		-- Johan Ihren
236%
237NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
238		-- Tim Rightnour
239%
240NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
241		-- Andrew Gillham
242%
243NetBSD is full. Go away.
244		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
245%
246NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
247%
248NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
249		-- Frank Warren
250%
251NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
252		-- Andrew Gillham
253%
254NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
255		-- Tom Harvey
256%
257NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
258		-- Brian D Chase
259%
260NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
261		-- Greg Lehey
262%
263NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
264%
265NetBSD: Its not Windows.
266		-- Paul Wain
267%
268NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
269		-- Tom Harvey
270%
271NetBSD: lets get it right
272		-- David Brownlee
273%
274NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
275		-- Hubert Feyrer
276%
277NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
278		-- Erik E. Fair
279%
280NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
281		-- Steve Woodford
282%
283NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
284		-- Andy Doran
285%
286NetBSD: May the Source be with you
287		-- Greg Earle
288%
289NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
290		-- David Brownlee
291%
292NetBSD, More Nines.
293		-- Andrew Gillham
294%
295NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
296%
297NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
298		-- Andrew Gillham
299%
300NetBSD: My Computer Works!
301		-- Andrew Gillham
302%
303NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
304		-- David Brownlee
305%
306NetBSD, Net Improvement.
307		-- Andrew Gillham
308%
309NetBSD, Net Profit.
310		-- Andrew Gillham
311%
312NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
313		-- Andrew Gillham
314%
315NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
316		-- Andrew Gillham
317%
318NetBSD: Network Your World.
319		-- Andrew Gillham
320%
321NetBSD: Networking Space
322		-- Andrew Gillham
323%
324NetBSD: No hype required.
325		-- David Brownlee
326%
327NetBSD, No Worries!
328		-- Andrew Gillham
329%
330NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
331%
332NetBSD. Not Guano.
333		-- Hubert Feyrer
334%
335NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
336		-- Tom Harvey
337%
338NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
339%
340NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
341		-- Lars-Johan Liman
342%
343NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
344		-- Andy Doran
345%
346NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
347		-- Steve Woodford
348%
349NetBSD: Power Your Net.
350		-- Andrew Gillham
351%
352NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
353		-- Steven J. Dovich
354%
355NetBSD: priapic OS
356		-- Perry Metzger
357%
358NetBSD: Professionalpower!
359		-- Lars-Johan Liman
360%
361NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
362%
363NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
364%
365NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
366		-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
367%
368NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
369		-- Peter Seebach
370%
371NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
372		-- Hubert Feyrer
373%
374NetBSD: Rock solid!
375		-- Lars-Johan Liman
376%
377NetBSD: Servers' choice!
378		-- Lars-Johan Liman
379%
380NetBSD: serves you right.
381		-- Herb Peyerl
382%
383NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
384		-- Mason Loring Bliss
385%
386NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
387		-- Andrew Gillham
388%
389NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
390		-- Herb Peyerl
391%
392NetBSD: Stable and strong!
393		-- Lars-Johan Liman
394%
395NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
396		-- Andrew Gillham
397%
398NetBSD, Tap The Power
399		-- Andrew Gillham
400%
401NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
402		-- Tom Harvey
403%
404NetBSD: The Final Frontier
405		-- Chris Jones
406%
407NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
408		-- Tim Rightnour
409%
410NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
411		-- Bob Nestor
412%
413NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
414		-- Miles Nordin
415%
416NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
417%
418NetBSD: The Power of Code
419		-- Mason Loring Bliss
420%
421NetBSD: The power to Connect
422		-- Feico Dillema
423%
424NetBSD: The power to serve, also
425		-- Tom Harvey
426%
427NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
428		-- John Darrow
429%
430NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
431%
432NetBSD: the server is up
433		-- David Brownlee
434%
435NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
436%
437NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
438%
439NetBSD: To serve the power.
440		-- Herb Peyerl
441%
442NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
443		-- Erik E. Fair
444%
445NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
446		-- Tom Harvey
447%
448NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
449		-- Tom Harvey
450%
451NetBSD: u_long uptime;
452		-- Herb Peyerl
453%
454NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
455        of WinTel.
456		-- Erik E. Fair
457%
458NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
459		-- Andrew Gillham
460%
461NetBSD: userland included
462%
463NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
464		-- Andrew Gillham
465%
466NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
467		-- David Maxwell
468%
469NetBSD: We do it right.
470		-- Perry Metzger
471%
472NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
473		-- Miles Nordin
474%
475NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
476		-- Tom Harvey
477%
478NetBSD: We Stay Up.
479		-- Andrew Gillham
480%
481NetBSD: We Suck Less
482%
483NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
484        even if you ask!
485		-- Charles M. Hannum
486%
487NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
488		-- Hubert Feyrer
489%
490NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
491        WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
492		-- David Maxwell
493%
494NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
495		-- Tom Harvey
496%
497NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
498		-- David Maxwell
499%
500NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
501		-- Jason R. Fink
502%
503NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
504		-- Todd Whitesel
505%
506NetBSD: You can't handle it.
507		-- Paul Newhouse
508%
509NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
510		-- David Brownlee
511%
512Of course it runs NetBSD.
513%
514Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
515		-- Jim Wise
516%
517Software is like sex - it should be free
518		-- Hubert Feyrer
519%
520We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
521		-- Greywolf
522%
523Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
524		-- Allen Briggs
525%
526With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
527		-- Greywolf
528%
529Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
530It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
531of your hand.
532		-- Richard Rauch
533%
534#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
535		-- Bernhard Riedel
536%
537I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
538I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
539		-- Roland Dowdeswell
540%
541NetBSD - love all, serve all.
542		-- Silke Mueller
543%
544