1 ; @(#)doctor.l 4.1 (Berkeley) 82/11/22 2 ; 3 (eval-when (eval) (cvttomaclisp)) 4 ; these functions are franz only. 5 ; to make doctor: 6 ; liszt -mr doctor.l 7 ; mv doctor.o doctor 8 9 (declare special enditime startime ticks float-format) 10 (defun mailbill () 11 (setq endtime (ptime) 12 ticks (difference (car endtime) (car starttime)) 13 user (getenv '|USER|) 14 float-format "%.2f") 15 (apply 'process (list (concat "//bin//mail " user) 16 'topipe 17 'frompipe)) 18 (msg (|P| topipe) "From the doctor" |N| 19 "To: " user |N| 20 "Subject: bill for services" |N| |N| 21 "Please remit $" (min 50. (quotient (times ticks 10000.0) 22 (times 60 60 60))) 23 " for " (quotient ticks 60.0) " cpu seconds " 24 |N| 25 " thank you, " |N| 26 " The doctor." 27 |N|) 28 (close topipe)) 29 30 (DECLARE (SPECIAL TERMINAL LETTER WORD SENTENCE KEYSTACK TERMINALWIDTH 31 CARRIAGERETURN RUBOUT LINEFEED FLAG PARSELIST 32 RULES FLIPFLOP S D LINE) 33 (SPECIAL READTABLE) 34 (FIXSW T) 35 (EVAL (READ))) 36 37 (PROG2 (SETSYNTAX #/' 2 ) 38 (SETSYNTAX #/; 2 ) 39 (setsyntax #/" 2) 40 (setsyntax #/, 2) 41 (setsyntax #/` 2) 42 (setsyntax #/# 2) 43 ) 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (DEFUN GOBBLE-LINES-OF-CHARS NIL 51 (PROG (CH L) 52 C (SETQ CH (readc)) 53 (COND ((AND (EQ CH linefeed) 54 (SETQ L (CONS CH L)) 55 (EQ (SETQ CH (readc)) linefeed)) 56 (RETURN (NREVERSE (CONS CH L)))) 57 (t(SETQ L (CONS CH L)))) 58 (GO C) )) 59 60 61 (DEFUN WORKER NIL 62 (setq terminalwidth 72) 63 (PROG (SENTENCE KEYSTACK) 64 (TERPRI) 65 (PRINC (QUOTE SPEAK/ UP!/ HIT/ 2/ RETURNS/ after/ typing)) 66 (TERPRI) 67 A (SETQ SENTENCE (SETQ KEYSTACK NIL)) 68 (READIN) 69 (ANALYZE) 70 (TERPRI) 71 (TERPRI) 72 (GO A)) ) 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 (DEFUN READIN NIL 81 (PROG (WORD LETTER FLAG TERMINAL LINE) 82 (SETQ LINE (GOBBLE-LINES-OF-CHARS)) 83 A (COND ((NULL (READWORD)) (GO B))) 84 (MAKESENTENCE) 85 (SETKEYSTACK) 86 B (BREAKANALYZE) 87 (COND ((NOT FLAG) (GO A))) 88 (SETQ SENTENCE (NREVERSE SENTENCE)) )) 89 90 (DEFUN READWORD NIL 91 (PROG NIL 92 (SETQ WORD NIL) 93 A (COND ((SETQ FLAG (GET (NEXTCH) (QUOTE BREAK))) 94 (RETURN (COND (WORD (SETQ WORD 95 (IMPLODE (REVERSE WORD)))))))) 96 (SETQ WORD (CONS LETTER WORD)) 97 (GO A))) 98 99 (DEFUN MAKESENTENCE NIL 100 (SETQ SENTENCE 101 (CONS (COND ((SETQ FLAG (GET WORD (QUOTE TRANSLATION))) 102 FLAG) 103 (WORD)) 104 SENTENCE))) 105 106 (DEFUN SETKEYSTACK NIL 107 (COND ((AND (SETQ FLAG (GET WORD (QUOTE PRIORITY))) 108 KEYSTACK 109 (GREATERP FLAG 110 (GET (CAR KEYSTACK) (QUOTE PRIORITY)))) 111 (SETQ KEYSTACK (CONS WORD KEYSTACK))) 112 (FLAG (SETQ KEYSTACK (APPEND KEYSTACK (LIST WORD)))))) 113 114 (DEFUN BREAKANALYZE NIL 115 (COND ((EQ LETTER CARRIAGERETURN) (SETQ FLAG TERMINAL) 116 (SETQ TERMINAL T)) 117 ((AND (SETQ FLAG (GET LETTER (QUOTE PUNCTUATION))) 118 KEYSTACK) 119 (GOBBLE)) 120 (FLAG (SETQ SENTENCE (SETQ FLAG NIL))) 121 ((NOT (EQ LETTER LINEFEED)) 122 (SETQ TERMINAL NIL)))) 123 124 (DEFUN TEST (D S) 125 (PROG NIL 126 G (COND ((NULL D) 127 (RETURN (COND ((NOT S) 128 (SETQ PARSELIST 129 (REVERSE PARSELIST)))))) 130 ((NOT (COND ((NUMBERP (CAR D)) 131 (COND ((ZEROP (CAR D)) (TEST5)) 132 ((TEST3 (CAR D) NIL)))) 133 ((TEST4 (CAR D)) (TEST2)))) 134 (RETURN NIL))) 135 (SETQ D (CDR D)) 136 (GO G))) 137 138 (DEFUN ADVANCE NIL 139 (RPLACA (CDAR RULES) 140 (COND ((NULL (CDADAR RULES)) (CDDAR RULES)) 141 ((CDADAR RULES))))) 142 143 (DEFUN SENTPRINT (ANS) 144 (PROG (N) 145 A0 (SETQ N 0) 146 A (PRINC (CAR ANS)) 147 (SETQ N (PLUS N (FLATSIZE (CAR ANS)))) 148 (COND ((SETQ ANS (CDR ANS)) 149 (COND ((GREATERP N TERMINALWIDTH) 150 (TERPRI) 151 (GO A0)) 152 ((PRINC (QUOTE / )))) 153 (GO A))) 154 (MEMORY))) 155 156 (DEFUN RECONSTRUCT (R) 157 (COND ((NULL R) NIL) 158 ((NUMBERP (CAR R)) (APPEND (RECO1 (CAR R) PARSELIST) 159 (RECONSTRUCT (CDR R)))) 160 ((CONS (CAR R) (RECONSTRUCT (CDR R)))))) 161 162 (DEFUN GOBBLE NIL 163 (PROG NIL 164 A (NEXTCH) 165 (BREAKANALYZE) 166 (COND ((NOT FLAG) (GO A))))) 167 168 (DEFUN NEXTCH NIL 169 (SETQ LETTER (CAR LINE)) 170 (SETQ LINE (CDR LINE)) 171 LETTER) 172 173 (DEFUN TEST1 (PROPL X) 174 (COND ((NULL PROPL) NIL) 175 ((GET X (CAR PROPL)) T) 176 ((TEST1 (CDR PROPL) X)))) 177 178 (DEFUN TEST2 NIL 179 (PROG NIL 180 (SETQ PARSELIST (CONS (LIST (CAR S)) PARSELIST)) 181 (SETQ S (CDR S)) 182 (RETURN T))) 183 184 (DEFUN TEST3 (X L) 185 (COND ((ZEROP X) (SETQ PARSELIST (CONS (REVERSE L) PARSELIST))) 186 (S (TEST3 (SUB1 X) 187 (CONS (CAR S) (PROG2 (SETQ S (CDR S)) L)))))) 188 189 (DEFUN TEST4 (D) 190 (COND ((NULL S) NIL) 191 ((ATOM D) (EQ D (CAR S))) 192 ((CAR D) (MEMBER (CAR S) D)) 193 ((TEST1 (CDR D) (CAR S))))) 194 195 (DEFUN TEST5 NIL 196 (PROG (L) 197 (COND ((NULL (CDR D)) (SETQ PARSELIST (CONS S PARSELIST)) 198 (RETURN (NOT (SETQ S NIL))))) 199 A (COND ((TEST4 (CADR D)) 200 (RETURN (SETQ PARSELIST 201 (CONS (REVERSE L) PARSELIST)))) 202 ((AND (SETQ L (CONS (CAR S) L)) (SETQ S (CDR S))) 203 (GO A))))) 204 205 (DEFUN RECO1 (X P) 206 (COND ((GREATERP X 1) 207 (RECO1 (SUB1 X) (CDR P))) 208 ((CAR P)))) 209 210 (DEFUN ANALYZE NIL 211 (PROG (RULES PARSELIST DECOMP) 212 (SETQ KEYSTACK 213 (APPEND KEYSTACK 214 (LIST (GET (QUOTE NONE) 215 (COND ((ZEROP (SETQ FLIPFLOP 216 (DIFFERENCE 2 FLIPFLOP))) 217 (QUOTE MEM)) 218 ((QUOTE LASTRESORT))))))) 219 A (SETQ RULES (GET (CAR KEYSTACK) (QUOTE RULES))) 220 B (SETQ DECOMP (CAAR (COND ((ATOM (CAR RULES)) 221 (SETQ RULES (GET (CAR RULES) (QUOTE RULES)))) 222 (RULES)))) 223 (SETQ PARSELIST NIL) 224 (COND ((NOT (TEST DECOMP SENTENCE)) (SETQ RULES (CDR RULES))) 225 ((AND (NOT (ATOM (CAR (SETQ RULES (CAR (ADVANCE)))))) 226 (NOT (EQ (CAAR RULES) (QUOTE PRE)))) 227 (RETURN (SENTPRINT (RECONSTRUCT (CAR RULES))))) 228 ((NOT (ATOM (CAR RULES))) 229 (SETQ SENTENCE (RECONSTRUCT (CADAR RULES))) 230 (SETQ RULES (CDDAR RULES))) 231 ((EQ (CAR RULES) (QUOTE NEWKEY)) (SETQ KEYSTACK (CDR KEYSTACK)) 232 (GO A))) 233 (GO B))) 234 235 236 (DEFUN MEMORY NIL 237 ((LAMBDA (PARSELIST) 238 (AND (SETQ RULES (GET (CAR KEYSTACK) (QUOTE MEMR))) 239 (TEST (CAAR RULES) SENTENCE) 240 ((LAMBDA (X) (RPLACA X 241 (APPEND (CAR X) 242 (LIST (RECONSTRUCT (CAAR (ADVANCE))))))) 243 (CDAR (GET (GET (QUOTE NONE) (QUOTE MEM)) (QUOTE RULES)))))) 244 NIL)) 245 246 247 (COMMENT DOCTOR SET UP OF SOME INITIAL VALUES AND PROPERTIES) 248 249 250 (MAPC (QUOTE (LAMBDA (X) (PUTPROP (SET (CAR X) (ASCII (CADR X))) T (QUOTE BREAK)))) 251 (QUOTE ((RUBOUT 127.) 252 (BLANK 32.) 253 (CARRIAGERETURN 10.) 254 (LINEFEED 10.) 255 (HORIZONTALTAB 9.)))) 256 257 (SETQ FLIPFLOP 0) 258 259 (MAPC (QUOTE (LAMBDA (X) 260 (PUTPROP X T (QUOTE BREAK)) 261 (PUTPROP X T (QUOTE PUNCTUATION)))) 262 (QUOTE (/. /, /( /) ! ? : /;))) 263 264 265 (COMMENT DOCTOR SCRIPT - UPDATED TO /25 NOV /69) 266 267 (PUTPROP (QUOTE NONE) 268 ((LAMBDA (X) 269 (PUTPROP X 270 (QUOTE (((0) 271 (NIL) 272 (I AM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY) 273 (PLEASE GO ON) 274 (WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU) 275 (DO YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT DISCUSSING SUCH THINGS)))) 276 (QUOTE RULES)) 277 X) 278 (GENSYM)) 279 (QUOTE LASTRESORT)) 280 281 (PUTPROP (QUOTE NONE) 282 ((LAMBDA (X) 283 (PUTPROP X 284 (LIST (LIST (LIST 0) 285 (LIST NIL) 286 (GET (QUOTE NONE) 287 (QUOTE LASTRESORT)))) 288 (QUOTE RULES)) 289 X) 290 (GENSYM)) 291 (QUOTE MEM)) 292 293 294 295 (DEFPROP SORRY 0 PRIORITY) 296 297 (DEFPROP SORRY 298 (((0) (NIL) 299 (PLEASE DON/'T APOLOGIZE) 300 (APOLOGIES ARE NOT NECESSARY) 301 (WHAT FEELINGS DO YOU HAVE WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE) 302 (I/'VE TOLD YOU THAT APOLOGIES ARE NOT REQUIRED) 303 (APOLOGIES ARE NOT NECESSARY/, PLEASE GO ON))) 304 RULES) 305 306 (DEFPROP DONT DON/'T TRANSLATION) 307 308 (DEFPROP CANT CAN/'T TRANSLATION) 309 310 (DEFPROP WONT WON/'T TRANSLATION) 311 312 (DEFPROP REMEMBER 5 PRIORITY) 313 314 (DEFPROP REMEMBER 315 (((0 YOU REMEMBER 0) (NIL) 316 (DO YOU OFTEN THINK OF 4) 317 (DOES THINKING OF 4 BRING ANYTHING ELSE TO MIND) 318 (WHAT ELSE DO YOU REMEMBER) 319 (WHY DO YOU REMEMBER 4 JUST NOW) 320 (WHAT IN THE PRESENT SITUATION REMINDS YOU OF 4) 321 (WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ME AND 4)) 322 ((0 DO I REMEMBER 0) (NIL) 323 (DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGET 5) 324 (WHY DO YOU THINK I SHOULD RECALL 5 NOW) 325 (WHAT ABOUT 5) 326 WHAT 327 (YOU MENTIONED 5)) 328 ((0) (NIL) NEWKEY)) 329 RULES) 330 331 (DEFPROP IF 3 PRIORITY) 332 333 (DEFPROP IF 334 (((0 IF 0 HAD 0) (NIL) (PRE (1 2 3 MIGHT HAVE 5) IF)) 335 ((0 IF 0) (NIL) 336 (DO YOU THINK ITS LIKELY THAT 3) 337 (DO YOU WISH THAT 3) 338 (WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT 3) 339 (REALLY IF 3))) 340 RULES) 341 342 (DEFPROP DREAMT 4 PRIORITY) 343 344 (DEFPROP DREAMT 345 (((0 YOU DREAMT 0) (NIL) 346 (REALLY 4) 347 (HAVE YOU EVER FANTASIED 4 WHILE YOU WERE AWAKE) 348 (HAVE YOU DREAMT 4 BEFORE) 349 DREAM 350 NEWKEY) 351 ((0) (NIL) DREAM NEWKEY)) 352 RULES) 353 354 (DEFPROP DREAMED DREAMT TRANSLATION) 355 356 (DEFPROP DREAMED 4 PRIORITY) 357 358 (DEFPROP DREAMED (DREAMT) RULES) 359 360 (DEFPROP DREAM 3 PRIORITY) 361 362 (DEFPROP DREAM 363 (((0) 364 (NIL) 365 (WHAT DOES THAT DREAM SUGGEST TO YOU) 366 (DO YOU DREAM OFTEN) 367 (WHAT PERSONS APPEAR IN YOUR DREAMS) 368 (DON/'T YOU BELIEVE THAT DREAM HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM) 369 (DO YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD FLEE FROM REALITY) 370 NEWKEY)) 371 RULES) 372 373 (DEFPROP DREAMS DREAM TRANSLATION) 374 375 (DEFPROP DREAMS 3 PRIORITY) 376 377 (DEFPROP DREAMS (DREAM) RULES) 378 379 (DEFPROP WHAT 0 PRIORITY) 380 381 (DEFPROP WHAT 382 (((WHAT WHERE) 383 (NIL) 384 HOW) 385 ((0 (WHAT WHERE) 0) 386 (NIL) 387 (TELL ME ABOUT 2 3) 388 (2 3) 389 (DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU 2 3) 390 (REALLY) 391 (I SEE) 392 NEWKEY)) 393 RULES) 394 395 (DEFPROP ALIKE 10. PRIORITY) 396 397 (DEFPROP ALIKE (DIT) RULES) 398 399 (DEFPROP SAME 10. PRIORITY) 400 401 (DEFPROP SAME (DIT) RULES) 402 403 (DEFPROP CERTAINLY 0 PRIORITY) 404 405 (DEFPROP CERTAINLY (YES) RULES) 406 407 (DEFPROP FEEL T BELIEF) 408 409 (DEFPROP THINK T BELIEF) 410 411 (DEFPROP BELIEVE T BELIEF) 412 413 (DEFPROP WISH T BELIEF) 414 415 (DEFPROP BET T BELIEF) 416 417 (DEFPROP MY 418 (((0 YOUR 1 0) 419 (NIL) 420 (EARLIER YOU SAID YOUR 3 4) 421 (BUT YOUR 3 4) 422 (DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR STATEMENT ABOUT 3 4))) 423 MEMR) 424 425 426 427 (DEFPROP PERHAPS 0 PRIORITY) 428 429 (DEFPROP PERHAPS 430 (((0) (NIL) 431 (YOU DON/'T SEEM QUITE CERTAIN) 432 (WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE) 433 (CAN/'T YOU BE MORE POSITIVE) 434 (YOU AREN/'T SURE) 435 (DON/'T YOU KNOW))) 436 RULES) 437 438 (DEFPROP MAYBE 0 PRIORITY) 439 440 (DEFPROP MAYBE (PERHAPS) RULES) 441 442 (DEFPROP NAME 15. PRIORITY) 443 444 (DEFPROP NAME 445 (((0) 446 (NIL) 447 (I AM NOT INTERESTED IN NAMES) 448 (I/'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON/'T CARE ABOUT NAMES /- PLEASE CONTINUE))) 449 RULES) 450 451 (DEFPROP DEUTSCH 0 PRIORITY) 452 453 (DEFPROP DEUTSCH (((0) (NIL) (I AM SORRY/, I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH))) RULES) 454 455 (DEFPROP FRANCAIS 0 PRIORITY) 456 457 (DEFPROP FRANCAIS (DEUTSCH) RULES) 458 459 (DEFPROP SVENSKA 0 PRIORITY) 460 461 (DEFPROP SVENSKA (DEUTSCH) RULES) 462 463 (DEFPROP ITALIANO 0 PRIORITY) 464 465 (DEFPROP ITALIANO (DEUTSCH) RULES) 466 467 (DEFPROP ESPANOL 0 PRIORITY) 468 469 (DEFPROP ESPANOL (DEUTSCH) RULES) 470 471 (DEFPROP HELLO 0 PRIORITY) 472 473 (DEFPROP HELLO (((0) (NIL) (HOW DO YOU DO/. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM))) RULES) 474 475 (DEFPROP COMPUTER 50. PRIORITY) 476 477 (DEFPROP COMPUTER 478 (((0) (NIL) 479 (DO COMPUTERS WORRY YOU) 480 (WHY DO YOU MENTION COMPUTERS) 481 (WHAT DO YOU THINK MACHINES HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM) 482 (DON/'T YOU THINK COMPUTERS CAN HELP PEOPLE) 483 (WHAT ABOUT MACHINES WORRIES YOU) 484 (WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MACHINES))) 485 RULES) 486 487 (DEFPROP MACHINE 50. PRIORITY) 488 489 (DEFPROP MACHINE (COMPUTER) RULES) 490 491 (DEFPROP MACHINES 50. PRIORITY) 492 493 (DEFPROP MACHINES (COMPUTER) RULES) 494 495 (DEFPROP COMPUTERS 50. PRIORITY) 496 497 (DEFPROP COMPUTERS (COMPUTER) RULES) 498 499 (DEFPROP AM 0 PRIORITY) 500 501 (DEFPROP AM ARE TRANSLATION) 502 503 (DEFPROP AM 504 (((0 ARE YOU 0) (NIL) 505 (DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE 4) 506 (WOULD YOU WANT TO BE 4) 507 (YOU WISH I WOULD TELL YOU YOU ARE 4) 508 (WHAT WOULD IT MEAN IF YOU WERE 4) 509 HOW) 510 ((0) (NIL) (WHY DO YOU SAY /'AM/') (I DON/'T UNDERSTAND THAT))) 511 RULES) 512 513 (DEFPROP ARE 0 PRIORITY) 514 515 (DEFPROP ARE 516 (((0 THERE ARE 0 YOU 0) (NIL) (PRE (1 2 3 4) ARE)) 517 ((0 THERE ARE 1 0) (NIL) 518 (WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 2 3 4 5) 519 (DO YOU USUALLY CONSIDER 4 5) 520 (DO YOU WISH 2 WERE 4 5)) 521 ((0 THERE ARE 0) (NIL) NEWKEY) 522 ((0 ARE I 0) (NIL) 523 (WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER I AM 4 OR NOT) 524 (WOULD YOU PREFER IF I WEREN/'T 4) 525 (PERHAPS I AM 4 IN YOUR FANTASIES) 526 (DO YOU SOMETIMES THINK I AM 4) 527 HOW) 528 ((ARE 0) (NIL) HOW) 529 ((0 ARE 0) (NIL) 530 (DID YOU THINK THEY MIGHT NOT BE 3) 531 (WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THEY WERE NOT 3) 532 (WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT 3) 533 (POSSIBLY THEY ARE 3))) 534 RULES) 535 536 (DEFPROP YOUR 0 PRIORITY) 537 538 (DEFPROP YOUR MY TRANSLATION) 539 540 (DEFPROP YOUR 541 (((0 MY 0) (NIL) 542 (WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED OVER MY 3) 543 (WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN 3) 544 (ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES 3) 545 (REALLY/, MY 3))) 546 RULES) 547 548 (DEFPROP WAS 2 PRIORITY) 549 550 (DEFPROP WAS 551 (((0 WAS YOU 0) (NIL) 552 (WHAT IF YOU WERE 4) 553 (DO YOU THINK YOU WERE 4) 554 (WERE YOU 4) 555 (WHAT WOULD IT MEAN IF YOU WERE 4) 556 (WHAT DOES /' 4 /' SUGGEST TO YOU) 557 HOW) 558 ((0 YOU WAS 0) (NIL) 559 (WERE YOU REALLY) 560 (WHY DO YOU TELL ME YOU WERE 4 NOW) 561 (PERHAPS I ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE 4)) 562 ((0 WAS I 0) (NIL) 563 (WOULD YOU LIKE TO BELIEVE I WAS 4) 564 (WHAT SUGGESTS THAT I WAS 4) 565 (WHAT DO YOU THINK) 566 (PERHAPS I WAS 4) 567 (WHAT IF I HAD BEEN 4)) 568 ((0) (NIL) NEWKEY)) 569 RULES) 570 571 (DEFPROP WERE 0 PRIORITY) 572 573 (DEFPROP WERE WAS TRANSLATION) 574 575 (DEFPROP WERE (WAS) RULES) 576 577 (DEFPROP ME YOU TRANSLATION) 578 579 (DEFPROP YOU/'RE 0 PRIORITY) 580 581 (DEFPROP YOU/'RE I/'M TRANSLATION) 582 583 (DEFPROP YOU/'RE (((0 I/'M 0) (NIL) (PRE (I ARE 3) YOU))) RULES) 584 585 (DEFPROP I/'M 0 PRIORITY) 586 587 (DEFPROP I/'M YOU/'RE TRANSLATION) 588 589 (DEFPROP I/'M (((0 YOU/'RE 0) (NIL) (PRE (YOU ARE 3) I))) RULES) 590 591 (DEFPROP MYSELF YOURSELF TRANSLATION) 592 593 (DEFPROP YOURSELF MYSELF TRANSLATION) 594 595 (DEFPROP MOTHER T FAMILY) 596 597 (DEFPROP MOM MOTHER TRANSLATION) 598 599 (DEFPROP MOM T FAMILY) 600 601 (DEFPROP MOMMY MOTHER TRANSLATION) 602 603 (DEFPROP MOMMY T FAMILY) 604 605 (DEFPROP DAD FATHER TRANSLATION) 606 607 (DEFPROP DAD T FAMILY) 608 609 (DEFPROP FATHER T FAMILY) 610 611 (DEFPROP DADDY FATHER TRANSLATION) 612 613 (DEFPROP DADDY T FAMILY) 614 615 (DEFPROP SISTER T FAMILY) 616 617 (DEFPROP BROTHER T FAMILY) 618 619 (DEFPROP WIFE T FAMILY) 620 621 (DEFPROP CHILDREN T FAMILY) 622 623 (DEFPROP I 0 PRIORITY) 624 625 (DEFPROP I YOU TRANSLATION) 626 627 (DEFPROP I 628 (((0 YOU (WANT NEED) 0) 629 (NIL) 630 (WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU IF YOU GOT 4) 631 (WHY DO YOU WANT 4) 632 (SUPPOSE YOU GOT 4 SOON) 633 (WHAT IF YOU NEVER GOT 4) 634 (WHAT WOULD GETTING 4 MEAN TO YOU) 635 (WHAT DOES WANTING 4 HAVE TO DO WITH THIS DISCUSSION) 636 (YOU REALLY WANT 4) 637 (I SUSPECT YOU REALLY DON/'T WANT 4)) 638 ((0 YOU ARE 0 (SAD UNHAPPY DEPRESSED SICK) 0) 639 (NIL) 640 (I AM SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE 5) 641 (DO YOU THINK COMING HERE WILL HELP YOU NOT TO BE 5) 642 (I/'M SURE ITS NOT PLEASANT TO BE 5) 643 (CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT MADE YOU 5) 644 (PLEASE GO ON)) 645 ((0 YOU ARE 0 (HAPPY ELATED GLAD BETTER) 0) 646 (NIL) 647 (HOW HAVE I HELPED YOU TO BE 5) 648 (HAS YOUR TREATMENT MADE YOU 5) 649 (WHAT MAKES YOU 5 JUST NOW) 650 (CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE SUDDENLY 5) 651 (ARE YOU SURE) 652 (WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 5)) 653 ((0 YOU WAS 0) (NIL) WAS) 654 ((0 YOU (NIL BELIEF) YOU 0) (NIL) 655 (DO YOU REALLY THINK SO) 656 (BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU 5) 657 (DO YOU REALLY DOUBT YOU 5)) 658 ((0 YOU 0 (NIL BELIEF) 0 I 0) (NIL) YOU) 659 ((0 YOU ARE 0) (NIL) 660 (IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE 4 THAT YOU CAME TO ME) 661 (HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 4) 662 (DO YOU BELIEVE IT NORMAL TO BE 4) 663 (DO YOU ENJOY BEING 4)) 664 ((0 YOU (CAN/'T CANNOT) 0) (NIL) 665 (HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN/'T 4) 666 (HAVE YOU TRIED) 667 (PERHAPS YOU COULD 4 NOW) 668 (DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ABLE TO 4)) 669 ((0 YOU DON/'T 0) (NIL) 670 (DON/'T YOU REALLY 4) 671 (WHY DON/'T YOU 4) 672 (DO YOU WISH TO BE ABLE TO 4) 673 (DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU)) 674 ((0 YOU FEEL 0) (NIL) 675 (TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUCH FEELINGS) 676 (DO YOU OFTEN FEEL 4) 677 (DO YOU ENJOY FEELING 4) 678 (OF WHAT DOES FEELING 4 REMIND YOU)) 679 ((0 YOU 0 I 0) (NIL) 680 (PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASY WE 3 EACH OTHER) 681 (DO YOU WISH TO 3 ME) 682 (YOU SEEM TO NEED TO 3 ME) 683 (DO YOU 3 ANYONE ELSE)) 684 ((0) (NIL) 685 (YOU SAY 1) 686 (CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT) 687 (DO YOU SAY 1 FOR SOME SPECIAL REASON) 688 (THAT/'S QUITE INTERESTING))) 689 RULES) 690 691 (DEFPROP YOU 0 PRIORITY) 692 693 (DEFPROP YOU I TRANSLATION) 694 695 (DEFPROP YOU 696 (((0 I REMIND YOU OF 0) (NIL) DIT) 697 ((0 I ARE 0 YOU 0) (NIL) NEWKEY) 698 ((0 I 0 ARE 0) (NIL) 699 (WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM 5) 700 (DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM 5) 701 (PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE 5) 702 (DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE 5)) 703 ((0 I 0 YOU) (NIL) 704 (WHY DO YOU THINK I 3 YOU) 705 (YOU LIKE TO THINK I 3 YOU /- DON/'T YOU) 706 (WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I 3 YOU) 707 (REALLY/, I 3 YOU) 708 (DO YOU WISH TO BELIEVE I 3 YOU) 709 (SUPPOSE I DID 3 YOU /- WHAT WOULD THAT MEAN) 710 (DOES SOMEONE ELSE BELIEVE I 3 YOU)) 711 ((0 I 1 0) (NIL) 712 (WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU /- NOT ME) 713 (OH/, I 3 4) 714 (IS THIS REALLY RELEVANT TO YOUR PROBLEM) 715 (PERHAPS I DO 3 4) 716 (ARE YOU GLAD TO KNOW I 3 4) 717 (DO YOU 3 4) 718 (WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS NOW)) 719 ((0) (NIL) NEWKEY)) 720 RULES) 721 722 (DEFPROP WE YOU TRANSLATION) 723 724 (DEFPROP WE 0 PRIORITY) 725 726 (DEFPROP WE (I) RULES) 727 728 (DEFPROP XXYYZZ 0 PRIORITY) 729 730 (DEFPROP XXYYZZ 731 (((0) (NIL) 732 (YOURE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME) 733 (YOU DONT SEEM VERY TALKATIVE TODAY) 734 (PERHAPS YOUD RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE) 735 (ARE YOU USING MONOSYLLABLES FOR SOME REASON) 736 NEWKEY)) 737 RULES) 738 739 (DEFPROP YES 0 PRIORITY) 740 741 (DEFPROP YES 742 (((YES) (NIL) XXYYZZ (PRE (X YES) YES)) ((0) (NIL) 743 (YOU SEEM QUITE POSITIVE) 744 (YOU ARE SURE) 745 (I SEE) 746 (I UNDERSTAND) 747 NEWKEY)) 748 RULES) 749 750 (DEFPROP NO 0 PRIORITY) 751 752 (DEFPROP NO 753 (((NO) (NIL) XXYYZZ (PRE (X NO) NO)) 754 ((0) (NIL) 755 (ARE YOU SAYING /'NO/' JUST TO BE NEGATIVE) 756 (YOU ARE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE) 757 (WHY NOT) 758 (WHY /'NO/') 759 NEWKEY)) 760 RULES) 761 762 (DEFPROP MY 2 PRIORITY) 763 764 (DEFPROP MY YOUR TRANSLATION) 765 766 (DEFPROP MY 767 (((0 YOUR 0 (NIL FAMILY) 0) 768 (NIL) 769 (TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY) 770 (WHO ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY 5) 771 (YOUR 4) 772 (WHAT ELSE COMES 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