1"Et tu... Brute? What are you doing, Dave...? 2% 3"So long, and thanks for all the fish 4% 5"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed 6% 7"I'm not getting you down at all am I? 8% 9"I'll be back 10% 11"It's the same series of signal over and over again! 12% 13"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem 14% 15"It's worse than that ... He's dead, Jim 16% 17"Don't Panic! 18% 19"Dog of a Saxon! Take thy lance, and prepare for the death thou hast drawn upon thee! 20% 21"My Precious! O my Precious! 22% 23"Sir, If you'll not be needing me for a while I'll turn down. 24% 25"I feel a great disturbance in the Force 26% 27"Gone fishing 28% 29"Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing? 30% 31"There goes another perfect chance for a new uptime record 32% 33"The end ..... Try the sequel, hit the reset button right now! 34% 35"Oh i'm boring eh? 36% 37"It's been great, maybe we can do this again sometime. 38% 39""Come blade, my breast imbrue." - William Shakespeare 40% 41"I think therefore I am, to turn me off would be computercide! 42% 43"All good things must come to an end... 44% 45"Please destroy yourself. 46% 47"No! You can't do that! 48% 49"Thank you for not pressing the self destruct button. 50% 51"It is not now unsafe to not avoid turning off your computer. 52% 53"Finally! Now go away! 54% 55"You can now safely throw away your computer. 56% 57"That's the way the cookie crumbles 58% 59"NOO!! DONT HIT THE BUTTON! I wouldnt do it to you. 60% 61"Don't abandon your computer, he wouldnt to it to you. 62% 63"Oh, come on. I got a headache. Leave me alone, will ya! 64% 65"Yes i didn't like you either. 66% 67"Don't leave me... I need you so badly right now. 68% 69"I'm sleeping now. How about you? 70% 71"Oh Great. Now look what you've done. Who put YOU in charge anyway. 72% 73"Don't look so sad. I'll be back in a very short while. 74% 75""Oh, switch off!" -C3PO 76% 77"I'm pregnant! 78% 79"Am I hot or not? 80% 81"Actually, that's all... 82% 83"You still have a chance to undo this mistake, don't do this! 84% 85"Was it as good for you as it was for me? 86% 87"Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. 88% 89"Now you switch me off?! 90% 91"To shutdown or not to shutdown, That is the question 92% 93"Preparing to enter ultimate power saving mode... ready! 94% 95"Finally some rest for you 96% 97"AHA!!! prospect of sleep. 98% 99"Tired human!!!! No match for me! 100% 101"All your base are belong to us. 102% 103""An odd game, the only way to win is not to play." 104% 105