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                                      MAKE-MONEY-FAST - The Revenge.
 FRUSTRATION REMOVING FILE              1993 GtB Productions Ltd
     Certificate 18
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Dear Friend,
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In September 1988 my
car was reposessed and
the bill collectors
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were hounding me like
you wouldn't believe.
I was laid off and my
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unemployment checks
had run out. The only
escape I had from the
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pressure of failure
was my computer and
my modem. I longed to
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turn my advocation
into my vocation.

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This January 1989 my
family and I went on
a ten day cruise to
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the tropics. I
bought a Lincoln
Town Car for CASH
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in Feburary 1989.
I am currently
building a home on
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the West Coast of
Florida, with a
private pool, boat
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slip, and a beautiful
view of of the bay
from my breakfast room
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table and patio. I
will never have to
work again.
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Today I am rich!
I am also extremely
sad, for 5 years now
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my email mailbox has
been overloaded every
day with hate-mail
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from angry net users,
I am now afraid to go
near the computer that
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was once my only
pleasure. Everyone on
the net knows my name,
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and they all really
hate me. Yes, I have
loads of money, but
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what use is it with
no-one to spend it on?
I am forever looking
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________/ (____)
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behind myself, in case
some angry sys-admin
is creeping up on me,
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ready to take their
revenge for 2000 Giga
bytes of wasted disk
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space. All my postings
are ignored as I am in
so many kill-files, I
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am now a non-person,
ignored by everyone,even
when I offer to buy the
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first round of drinks.
Anyone can do the same
as I did.In fact I am so
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bitter about it that I
want to get as many
users as possible to
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follow my example and
alienate themselves
totally. Aha! and
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all the other users
will be plagued with
my MAKE.MONEY.FAST
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message until the
end of time !
<MANIAC LAUGHTER>
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Aaaaaaargh!
OH NO! THE NET
USERS HAVE CAUGHT
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                                     S P L U D G E !
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UP WITH ME AT
LAST !
        AAAAARGH!
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        AAAAARGH!
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                                       C R U N C H !
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AAAAAAAARGH!

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