json/snippets/survivor_notes.json

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    "text": [
      { "id": "note_1", "text": "\"WE WERE RIGHT THE GOVERNMENT DID IT\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_2",
        "text": "\"Have seen a zombie making its kin raise even despite damage that normally would take them down, the surrounding air shimmered like around that hole in the air we've seen creatures coming through back home\""
      },
      { "id": "note_3", "text": "\"I shot the sheriff; but I couldn't find the deputy\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_4",
        "text": "\"Some plant vines started chasin after me, so I took a gas mask and some teargas and I ran through them.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_5", "text": "\"Slingshot right through the windshield k?\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_6",
        "text": "\"When I was a kid I used to slingshot at bugs and birds.  Its really playing off nowadays, Ill tell you what\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_7",
        "text": "\"ALL YOU STONERS WITH YOUR VIDEYA GAMES - I BET YOU WISH YOU TOOK THE TIME TO LEARN A SKILL NOW DONTYA\""
      },
      { "id": "note_8", "text": "\"I tried to be a bard, but the rats didn't like my piping.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_9",
        "text": "\"I found a chocolate bar on my pillow when I got home last night.  I left and don't wanna go back.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_10",
        "text": "\"this demon thing came after me  it got me good  i shot it but i dont know if ill make it\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_11",
        "text": "\"DANNY IF YOU READ THIS THIS IS CLARA WE'RE ALL OKAY AND WE'RE HEADING TO THE RIVER.  A BOAT SAID THEY WERE DOCKED NEARBY.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_12",
        "text": "\"When I think of all the dead people I get mad, because I was supposed to be the next big leader.  WHERES MY CHANCE!??\""
      },
      { "id": "note_13", "text": "\"A man in a black robe came up to me, said he wanted to make a deal…\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_14",
        "text": "\"Cha-cha-cha-chia!  Saw a woman today, with fungus coming out her head like hair tendrils.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_15",
        "text": "\"The damn autodoc overrides wouldn't work and I didn't have my hospital ID.  I couldn't save them alone.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_16",
        "text": "\"Save the cyborgs!  Please, whoever reads this, you must help them!  Knock them out or deactivate them, I don't care how you do it.  But put their unconscious body on that Autodoc and remove the chip that is messing up their brain!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_17",
        "text": "\"Gotta slow down, man.  I don't think we spend more than 20% of our time fightin',  Put some Marley on and take off that racketus tripcore nonsense, man.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_18", "text": "\"I kept shooting with my handgun, but I never got any better!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_19",
        "text": "\"ITS OKEY GUYS!  I BARRYED A TIME CAPSUL IN MY BACKYARD!  I PUT IN SOME HOEHOES.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_20",
        "text": "\"I got my tinfoil hat on.  Good thing too, cause this monster was starrin at me kinda funny, trying to freeze my mind in place.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_21", "text": "\"You want my advice?  Smoke crack, it gets shit done.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_22",
        "text": "\"ALWAYS WITH THE EFFICIENCY GUYS; YOURE ALWAYS WORKING TO GO HOME TO PAY RENT TO SLEEP TO WAKE UP TO WORK AGAIN.  STOP\""
      },
      { "id": "note_23", "text": "\"IM OFF TO THUNDERDOME, BYE SUCKERS.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_24",
        "text": "\"If you get a parasite, take some sand and some vodka.  Rub the sand into the afflicted area, real good too; like you're washing your hair.  Then rinse with vodka.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_25",
        "text": "\"I put my toilet water into a gastank.  Then I poured it into a glass cup.  Then I drank it without vomiting my insides back into the toilet.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_26", "text": "\"This isn't real this is a test to turn you into a Manchurian Candidate!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_27",
        "text": "\"They're all hiding on an oil rig, I heard it myself over the AM airwaves.  They think they're the nobles of the 21st century, the prigs.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_28",
        "text": "\"Some of 'em are big.  Real big.  Don't stick around, I saw my mate get fucking torn in half!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_29", "text": "\"po p y fl ow er s don t ea at them\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_30",
        "text": "\"Some guy is walking through the horde without a scratch.  Please tell me they're docile now.  Please fucking tell me.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_31", "text": "\"Why are all the lawnmowers broken?!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_32",
        "text": "\"Some bridges, they're right next to each other, right?  If you see something up ahead one of those, just careen through to the other side.  My van was long enough to bridge right across!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_33", "text": "\"BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN ALL BURN ALL BURN ALL BURN\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_34",
        "text": "\"I took all the supplies.  Don't follow me.  I'm sorry, man.  I have to look out for myself now.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_35", "text": "\"My next-door neighbor had a katana in his basement!\"" },
      { "id": "note_36", "text": "\"Am I the last one alive?\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_37",
        "text": "\"Boyfriend stole my pistol while I was asleep.  I locked him in the bathroom and set the house on fire.  At least he attracted their attention.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_38", "text": "\"I get air conditioners, but… this whole place is frozen to ice!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_39",
        "text": "\"A wood ax works pretty well against them.  So does a machete, but you can't cut down a tree.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_40",
        "text": "\"Why would you hide in a farm?  Sure, it's isolated, but if they know where you are, you don't exactly have cover on all sides.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_41", "text": "\"Imagine if this spread to, like, Australia.  Zombie kangaroos.  Haha…\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_42",
        "text": "\"how DO I use THESE bionic THINGS?  I just STUCK the wires IN my WRIST and now I CAN'T STOP twitching.  AND now my LEG hurts!  Is THAT acid?!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_43",
        "text": "\"I tried playing memorial music for my dead brother, on a radio.  They must have been attracted to it.  I can't see his grave through the crowd anymore.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_44",
        "text": "\"Took a picture of a dead dog leaping right onto a soldier.  Sweet fucking shot!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_45", "text": "\"Gas mask is nice and all, but I can hardly run with it on.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_46",
        "text": "\"They set up the roadblock guns to run automatically.  TV said those fuckin things needed a human to keep em safe, they ain't safe now.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_47",
        "text": "\"The evac shelters are a death trap.  They took everyone else away but something in the driver's eyes told me not to go.  Now it's just me.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_48",
        "text": "\"I made mushroom babies.  My arms hurt.  I hurt.  I had mushroom babies.  They are growing now.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_49", "text": "\"It doesn't matter how you die.  You're gonna turn into one of them.\"" },
      { "id": "note_50", "text": "\"WHY DO ALL THE DEAD CHILDREN GO TO SCHOOL\"" },
      { "id": "note_51", "text": "\"Don't keep your goddamn casings!  They'll just weigh you down.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_52",
        "text": "\"Local auto shop is full of the things.  And to think I worked with them on repairing cars… now they're just… fucking corpses.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_53", "text": "\"DON'T EAT THE SLIME DON'T EAT THE SLIME DON'T EAT THE SLIME\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_54",
        "text": "\"I used to be human.  But… my arms… they are like tentacles.  I slither along akin to a snail and I shed my feathers every day.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_55",
        "text": "\"Killed a giant worm thing, but now I'm only three feet tall.  Should've just left the damn worm alone, now none of my clothes fit!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_56", "text": "\"I don't have enough time to double tap.  You don't either.\"" },
      { "id": "note_57", "text": "\"PINK TALL ONES RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN\"" },
      { "id": "note_58", "text": "\"Are they still human inside?\"" },
      { "id": "note_59", "text": "\"the eye it watches me it follows me everywhere help\"" },
      { "id": "note_60", "text": "\"tHE Portal it's so COld\"" },
      { "id": "note_62", "text": "\"GOD CAN'T SAVE US\"" },
      { "id": "note_63", "text": "\"SHOOT YOURSELF, LET IT END QUICKLY\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_64",
        "text": "\"There are five basic rules to survival.  One, stay prepared and watchful.  Two, keep your iron sights lined up or succumb.  Three, stay FAR WAY from all\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_65",
        "text": "\"The bricks of this bathroom look like a face.  Haha… it's all I can focus on.  At least let me shit before you break down the door.  Please…\""
      },
      { "id": "note_66", "text": "\"What the hell are they mining for in these shafts?\"" },
      { "id": "note_67", "text": "\"I am one with the plants.\"" },
      { "id": "note_68", "text": "\"Broadsword!  Yeah!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_69",
        "text": "\"If you see a trail of dirt getting displaced in your direction… run.  Run for your life.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_70", "text": "\"DINT ATE THE MUSHROM\"" },
      { "id": "note_71", "text": "\"Libraries are useless after the apocalypse.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_72",
        "text": "\"I swear to God I've seen these plant things before!  In a book, or something!  I swear…\""
      },
      { "id": "note_73", "text": "\"Is robbing a bank easier or harder now that all the guards are undead?\"" },
      { "id": "note_74", "text": "\"Make sure your car is REALLY stopped before you get out.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_75",
        "text": "\"I found some kind of stone pyramid with spikes.  I feel…  I feel like I'm being watched.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_76",
        "text": "\"Why would you ever hide in a damn gun store?  The owner… he was a moron alright.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_77", "text": "\"THEY DON'T feel ANYTHING\"" },
      { "id": "note_78", "text": "\"What was the government doing, anyway?\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_79",
        "text": "\"Is that one pharmaceutical company gonna come out with a, like, cure for this anytime soon?\""
      },
      { "id": "note_80", "text": "\"THE MARLEY WAS RIGHT\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_81",
        "text": "\"Squeeze some ammonia into zombie flesh and hold it tight.  You smell like one of them!  I think.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_82", "text": "\"I thought my damn terminal cancer was bad enough… now the dead are rising?!\"" },
      { "id": "note_83", "text": "\"THE GOO IS IN THE WATER DON'T DRINK WATER\"" },
      { "id": "note_84", "text": "\"Don't let the ember go out please don't go out I need you precious fire.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_85",
        "text": "\"Everyone used their gas to get to another town… but it's the same story everywhere.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_86", "text": "\"There's still an evacuation point at Concord, spread the word.\"" },
      { "id": "note_87", "text": "\"STAY AWAY FROM CONCORD\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_88",
        "text": "\"Most things can be taken out with a shotgun.  More things can be taken out with a grenade.  Imagine what a mini-nuke does.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_89", "text": "\"Come to the bar if you see this, let's re-enact a zombie movie, friends.\"" },
      { "id": "note_90", "text": "\"They are NOT slow!  They are NEVER slow!\"" },
      { "id": "note_91", "text": "\"I had a phobia of bees BEFORE they grew to enormous sizes.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_92",
        "text": "\"Your backpack's gonna weigh you down in the water.  Hell, feel free to get naked.  Nobody's going to judge your modesty.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_93", "text": "\"Guns too loud.  Crossbow too long.  Running is best.\"" },
      { "id": "note_94", "text": "\"99.9% dead?  I'd like to see a million zombies on Wall Street.\"" },
      { "id": "note_95", "text": "\"Crawled in through the vents.  Whole office building is infested.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_96",
        "text": "\"Don't shoot the people who get bit!  It's OK!  Death is the only thing that makes you turn!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_96a",
        "text": "\"Check your friends for bites, don't let them hide it and turn on you.  Only way out is to shoot em in the head.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_97",
        "text": "\"Zombies, walkers, dead ones, undead, reanimated, zed, animata, biters.  Did I miss any?\""
      },
      { "id": "note_98", "text": "\"All I've got is this keg of beer and an appetite.  Come at me, apocalypse!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_99",
        "text": "\"My cousin says that murder nowadays is just a war crime.  War for what, I don't know, since the undead seem to be rebels without a cause.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_100", "text": "\"SWAMPS RUN SWAMPS NO SWAMPS RUN\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_101",
        "text": "\"They said a walking cane was a useless weapon… but then I hit one of them with it.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_102",
        "text": "\"River water around these parts is extremely safe.  Probably more safe than the damn tap water at this point.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_103", "text": "\"DON't bomB THe PORtals it MAKES iT WORSE\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_104",
        "text": "\"No wonder all the camps got overrun, they kept a goddamn zombie test subject!  Each and every one of 'em!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_105", "text": "\"I just realized how damn demented those fliers are.\"" },
      { "id": "note_106", "text": "\"I propose a new currency: 9mm.\"" },
      { "id": "note_107", "text": "\"My skin is crawling and I teleport every few minutes… what is going o\"" },
      { "id": "note_108", "text": "\"You can't see them through the smoke but they can't either.\"" },
      { "id": "note_109", "text": "\"There's gotta be a better use of all this rebar…\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_110",
        "text": "\"met schoolhouse of people, all crazy and mad they were, ate killed all of them, yum\""
      },
      { "id": "note_111", "text": "\"STAY AWAY FROM THE BIG ONES IN THE FOREST\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_112",
        "text": "\"got into a prison with a halligan bar.  makes me wonder how they kept prisoners inside\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_113",
        "text": "\"This thing isn't a car any more.  It's just a fucking mountain of metal on wheels, which I live in.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_114",
        "text": "\"Anyone else seen those really… SQUARE-looking towns?  I don't think they're normal.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_115",
        "text": "\"big z threw me on top of the building, legs broken but at least im safe for a few more minutes\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_116",
        "text": "\"I'm starting to feel bad about disabling all these turrets and stealing their ammunition.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_117",
        "text": "\"Make sure you strip the house for all available resources-- tubes, pipes, ceramics, sheets, strings, and more\""
      },
      { "id": "note_118", "text": "\"FUCK FAUX-MUTANTS, BEING 'EXTREMELY THIRSTY' DOES NOT COUNT\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_119",
        "text": "\"There's nothing wrong with eating people if you HAVE to.  I mean, I only did it because I didn't want to waste my potato chips!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_120", "text": "\"all these fuckin eyebots really take the piss out of kops\"" },
      { "id": "note_121", "text": "\"CHINA DID THIS\"" },
      { "id": "note_122", "text": "\"RUSSIA DID THIS\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_123",
        "text": "\"Thank You RivTech.  Thank You For Good Coffee.  Will Always Stay Awake For You Rivtech.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_124",
        "text": "\"See, now I'm just not sure where I'm putting all these storage batteries in my body!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_125", "text": "\"dont try to leave they will shoot you\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_126",
        "text": "\"I'd like to thank my high-school culinary arts class for teaching me how to make RDX and mutagenic serum.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_127", "text": "\"Makayla Sanchez burned down my fucking house\"" },
      { "id": "note_128", "text": "\"he calls himself the 'man with the hands', don't approach\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_129",
        "text": "\"So… what happens if the military rescues us?  We're all freaks by now, right?  How the fuck are we gonna go back to real life?\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_130",
        "text": "\"Not sure if my companion WANTED to turn into a bird, but I was the one giving her the serum, and I saved her life!  That's fair, right?\""
      },
      { "id": "note_131", "text": "\"I've never been very confident, is that why my shots keep missing?\"" },
      { "id": "note_132", "text": "\"FIRE BAD.  NOW NAKED.  PLEASE HELP.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_133",
        "text": "\"Heard of a place up in Maine where people have their shit together.  Hundreds of people, defense, food and shelter… let's go raid it, guys!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_134", "text": "\"KASHWAK: NO-FO\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_135",
        "text": "\"The whispering fog is taking me in like a blanket.  I'm warm now.  I'm finally\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_136",
        "text": "\"got a video recording of hour one when the portals were still up.  pretty cool\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_137",
        "text": "\"Stuck here.  Zombies outside.  Friends were outside too, now they're part of zombies.  Need to be quiet\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_138",
        "text": "\"if anyones reading this, please tell my mom i was right about insects being superior\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_139",
        "text": "\"Diamond coated sword!  Diamond coated hammer!  Diamond coated clothes!  Diamond coated hands help\""
      },
      { "id": "note_140", "text": "\"waded through 14 miles of sewage for playboy magazine, wasnt worth it\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_141",
        "text": "\"I'm coming back for this note in twelve hours.  If I don't, take all my shit!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_142",
        "text": "\"all my friends died when they came near me.  there's nothing funny about that\""
      },
      { "id": "note_143", "text": "\"DOG NOT REAL DOG\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_144",
        "text": "\"This is all just a dream, right??!  I'M GOING TO WAKE UP, SHE'S GOING TO BE OK\""
      },
      { "id": "note_145", "text": "\"wek ik spak\"" },
      { "id": "note_146", "text": "\"IT'S BURIED!  THE TEMPLE IS BURIED!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_147",
        "text": "\"If I had a dollar for every cash card I've found, I'd have more money than is on these stupid things!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_148", "text": "\"can never have enough kevlar.  basically just live in a kevlar turtle shell.\"" },
      { "id": "note_149", "text": "\"MY GLITTERING SNAKE COMPELS YOU!  OBEY!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_150",
        "text": "\"can sunstasin self frorever off fof my funggnaloid babiues oout fo yme arms eat themm up eatbtb my chidlldren\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_151",
        "text": "\"Gonna settle down one day.  Nice big orchard, couple of friends/future family to spend time with, and a nice system of fortifications to keep us safe.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_152", "text": "\"a ctulaly don t mi nd  t he cold it   s  f i ne in h ere  nn    o problem\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_153",
        "text": "\"tried to shoot myself but the nanobots fixed it, fucked up the controls, now i can't turn them off i just want it to be over\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_154",
        "text": "\"Tried wearing dead zombie clothes, but they still knew I was alive!  It's like they're a hivemind, man!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_155",
        "text": "\"riddle.  what's 1/4 feathers, 1/4 scales, 1/4 metal, and 1/4 flesh?  answer: sorry, but you should know this one.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_156",
        "text": "\"For anyone that's reading this, I just want to confirm (FROM AN UNBIASED SOURCE) that it was NOT the scientists' fault.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_157",
        "text": "\"We're the eagle-eyes in the sky!  Just two mutant avians in our helicopter!  Filming the Cataclysm!  Check us out on any working electronics!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_158", "text": "\"WE'RE GOING TO SAIL TO CANADA, BITCHES!\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_159",
        "text": "\"Anyone hear about that guy who tried to sail his family to Canada?  What a moron, right?\""
      },
      { "id": "note_160", "text": "\"recently canadian border has gotten more dangerous don't go there\"" },
      { "id": "note_161", "text": "\"Hey, what happened to my dad's airboat?!\"" },
      { "id": "note_162", "text": "\"Reading is good!  Never stop reading.  Read EVERYTHING.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_163",
        "text": "\"I'm gonna be honest here, I'm really gonna die soon so I dont want to gt forgnottedn ples dont forntget me y nrmmy name is h@@hbhbh\""
      },
      { "id": "note_164", "text": "\"all it takes to seal a wound is a sawblade and a match!  trust me\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_165",
        "text": "\"I wonder what's in this sarcophagus?  Maybe it's a real sarcophagus.  Maybe there's a big guy named God under here.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_166", "text": "\"these hulks aint so incredible when ya got .50\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_167",
        "text": "\"WBLF 970 went off-air three days ago.  There's nobody left on the radio.  Might as well throw this thing away…\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_168",
        "text": "\"I've heard it's safer across the Mississippi.  Going to start driving today.  If you're reading this, pray for me\""
      },
      { "id": "note_170", "text": "\"We have Landed our Comet.  The Sky is Ablaze.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_171",
        "text": "\"Last one standing.  It's good feeling.  I win.  I win I win I win I win I win\""
      },
      { "id": "note_172", "text": "\"Adderall cures weakness, tramadol cures death\"" },
      { "id": "note_173", "text": "\"These turrets keep dodging my FUCKING BULLETS!\"" },
      { "id": "note_174", "text": "\"Best way to train is by throwing pebbles at birds.  You'll be a legend.\"" },
      { "id": "note_175", "text": "\"new bedford is overrun.  i'm sorry.  we tried.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_176",
        "text": "\"Check out my cooking show on The Television!  Making Mannwurst sausages out of some of those assholes who tried to raid my kitchen earlier…\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_177",
        "text": "\"Renting out my rat tunnels for 50 9mm rounds a night.  I dug them with my own claws, so you know they're the best.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_178",
        "text": "\"Anyone wanna listen to some music at full volume and shoot the Zs that approach?  You pick the tunes if I get some ammo.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_179",
        "text": "\"Lots of new easy ways to burn calories now.  Fighting aminata, managing the fields, running with my wings buzzing, and more.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_180", "text": "\"FLAMING SWORD HUMANE.  CAUTERIZES WOUNDS.  SURGICAL.\"" },
      { "id": "note_181", "text": "\"knife screams it screams i cant breathe so scared help me please help\"" },
      { "id": "note_182", "text": "\"when it started, we could still hope The Man was gonna save us…\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_183",
        "text": "\"Hey, Ted.  Alexander and Cass and I are heading to Z-Mobile for the last of the meth.  Keep the lizard fetus fed for us, OK?\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_184",
        "text": "\"i say we call the material from melting down cars and dead robots 'massachusetite' or 'vermontsteel' or 'connecticut composite'\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_185",
        "text": "\"Sometimes what you need when you're infected, bleeding, sick and hungover is a J and some chips.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_186",
        "text": "\"This has to be China's fault.  Seriously, why is nobody suspecting the people we're having a cold war with!  This is an invasion!  These aren't zombies, it's just camouflage!  WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_187",
        "text": "\"Hahahahaa stupid fuck in his mansion, with his plate armor and big axe.  Guy never swung the thing in his life.  Can't block bullets, dipshit\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_188",
        "text": "\"I woke up with a dozen bears in a tribe outside the vault.  One was covered in red markings, glowing-- speaking.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_189",
        "text": "\"poor guy.  watched him from afar with my binocs for months and months.  today he died fighting.  feels like i knew him even though i never approached.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_190", "text": "\"ENGLAND DID THIS\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_191",
        "text": "\"That little fakkin rat din say anythin till we whacked him with a steel chain!  Then 'e just wanted to know if he could buy the chain!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_192", "text": "\"tom, adorned with fluid sacs three layers deep, crawls to safety like a slug\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_193",
        "text": "\"my friend turned fuckin insane and ate his arms and then his sister's arms!  he looked rather cross\""
      },
      { "id": "note_194", "text": "\"Starting today, the hallucinations are my only friends.\"" },
      { "id": "note_195", "text": "\"For sale: zombaby shoes, very filthy\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_196",
        "text": "\"Started my own brewery recently.  I just need some glass bottles, now!  Several thousand!  I'm planning way ahead.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_197",
        "text": "\"Heard recently of some radio op who lives in a skyscraper, announcing where those hordes are going.  Couldn't find the frequency, though.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_198", "text": "\"Woah, bud!  Not all cannibals eat meat!\"" },
      { "id": "note_199", "text": "\"ay why aint my bullets fuckin explodin\"" },
      { "id": "note_200", "text": "\"Those Fiktok clan people picked this place clean… no food…\"" },
      { "id": "note_201", "text": "\"The fewer people in New England, the stronger we'll become.\"" },
      { "id": "note_202", "text": "\"It all boils down to the Apex Predator.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_203",
        "text": "\"King Jameson ik goner!  Thee cyber limbs isk falleng off me body!  Stak pyroteknik I heear!\""
      },
      { "id": "note_204", "text": "\"Got my mortar and pestle.  Now if I could just find some avocados…\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_205",
        "text": "\"saw a girl standing with the mushrooms.  spores coming out of slits in her neck.  she looked happy.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_206",
        "text": "\"Found some pink berries.  Eating them makes bushes into more pink berries.  Infinite berry.\""
      },
      { "id": "note_207", "text": "\"m ust grow                 unity\"" },
      { "id": "note_208", "text": "\"AMY IS FUNGUS.  DO NOT LISTEN IF SHE ASKS YOU TO TAKE OFF MASK\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_209",
        "text": "\"my rabbi follows a new god now.  asks us to call him a local guide.  i dont mind, he keeps us fed\""
      },
      { "id": "note_210", "text": "\"Fungus are helping us.  Help them and they will unite us\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_211",
        "text": "\"Saw a boy couldnt be older than 16.  Walked straight through the mushroom tower.  THROUGH IT\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_212",
        "text": "\"Found some food in a box outside my house.  We ate it and now the fungaloids aren't harming us.  I think we are a mushroom now\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_213",
        "text": "\"saw the girl again.  she looked dead exhausted and walked right into the fungus.  30 mins later and she walked out good as new\""
      },
      { "id": "note_214", "text": "\"HADENSBROOK REBUILT AROUND FUNGUS.  THEY EAT GRAY APPLES AND SPREAD IT\"" },
      { "id": "note_215", "text": "\"mycus must grow\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_216",
        "text": "\"School bus with solar panels = TRUST.  Gave us berries and seeds, we were out of food\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_217",
        "text": { "str": "\"d o nThelp scho Ol buss makE seeeedS ARe FUNGUS!! !\"", "//NOLINT(cata-text-style)": "intentional format" }
      },
      {
        "id": "note_218",
        "text": "\"Go to every fungus patch you find but WEAR A SUIT.  Food there is very very filling.  Look for pink berries, blue flowers\""
      },
      { "id": "note_219", "text": "\"red blue yellow berry seed sap bloom flowers tower mycus mycus mycus.\"" },
      {
        "id": "note_220",
        "text": "\"Husband 30 yrs died in bombs.  Mushrooms brought him back.  GIVE YOURSELF TO THEm AND THEY WILL HELP YOU\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_221",
        "text": "\"Lisa always was a fan of sports.  Thank God these Global Athletics Games in Harran started some time before the outbreak, so she was able to leave New England before it was quarantined.  I can only hope there are no zombies, as we do have here, in the city she flew to.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_222",
        "text": "\"Don't mix powders, them books said.  Do Not Mix powders.  Didn't listen did I.  Blew my goddamn pinky off, near lost my right eye.\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_223",
        "text": "\"followed what toby wrote down.  shells looked like theyd hold more, I put in some more.  traded most to h raiders for crank.  shot my 38 today and it fuckn exploded.  low on crank, good as dead, no gun, no toby.  headed to montreal real sorry bout the bullets\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_224",
        "text": "\"…damn those hybrid cars are efficient.  Wish I was smart enough to finagle that engine controller out of it…  heard Scrapper Joe put one in his deathmobile and now doesn't need gas at all…  then again, Joe is full of shit…\""
      },
      {
        "id": "note_225",
        "text": "\"⋯bioluminescent, 5' diameter⋯  appears to be an immense disembodied eyeball, capable of flight and [illegible] thought\""
      }
    ]
  }
]