1DEFAULT 2{SlashdotHeadline} 3 4LINUXDOMAIN 5{linuxdomainname}.{bigtld} 6 7LINUXDOMAINNAME 8{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2} 9{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2} 10{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2} 11{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1} 12{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1} 13{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2} 14{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain1}-{linuxdomain2} 15{linuxdomain1}-{linuxdomain2} 16{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain1} 17{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain1}{linuxdomain2} 18{linuxdomain0}{linuxdomain2} 19{linuxdomain1}.{domainname} 20 21LINUXDOMAIN0 22cmdr 23captain 24super 25major 26taco 27cool 28phat 29burrito 30coffee 31mega 32meta 33slash 34dot 35colon 36grok 37about 381st 39just 40everything 41project 42os 43techno 44source 45the 46open 47free 48new 49colonel 50go 51wow 52hot 53uber 54{firstname} 55 56LINUXDOMAIN1 57linux 58geek 59nerd 60hack 61unix 62bsd 63freebsd 64solaris 65apache 66gnu 67opensource 68penguin 69tux 70daemon 71linus 72hacker 73root 74kernel 75perl 76python 77programming 78bitbucket 79null 80 81LINUXDOMAIN2 82news 83week 84today 85tommorrow 86day 87newbie 88ware 89cheesymerchandise 90headlines 91stuff 92portal 93power 94shell 95hack 96fest 97web 98site 99forum 100community 101dotcom 102dotorg 103fun 104help 105advice 106world 107network 108net 109humor 110rules 111warez 112rulez 113kiddie 114geek 115nerd 116hacker 117moneymakingportal 118here 119planet 120city 121place 122chat 123grok 124one 125central 126plaza 1272000 128search 129find 130finder 131links 132directory 133apps 134business 135biz 136archives 137island 138software 139bandwagon 140life 141howto 142mag 143month 144minute 145chix 146meat 147women 148docs 149games 150focus 151{Newspaperpair2} 152start 153now 154future 155universe 156galaxy 157key 158party 159jobs 160tech 161 162LINUXDISTRO 163Red Hat Linux 164Debian GNU/Linux 165SuSE Linux 166TurboLinux 167Stampede Linux 168Caldera OpenLinux 169Slackware Linux 170Linux Mandrake 171Corel Linux 172 173LINUXCOMPANY 174Red Hat 175SuSE 176Caldera 177Corel 178LinuxCare 179VA Linux 180Internet.com 181Cobalt Networks 182Applix 183 184LINUXPERSONALITY 185Linus Torvalds 186Eric S. Raymond 187Richard M. Stallman 188Alan Cox 189Bernhard Rosenkraenzer 190Rik van Riel 191Larry Wall 192Bruce Perens 193Miguel de Icaza 194 195MICROSOFTPERSONALITY 196Bill Gates 197Steve Ballmer 198Ed Muth 199Nathan Myrrhvold 200 201PUNDITPERSONALITY 202Jesse Berst 203Fred Moody 204Bob Metcalfe 205 206TECHCOLUMNIST 207{PunditPersonality} 208Robert X. Cringely 209Jon Katz 210Nicholas Petreley 211John Dvorak 212 213LINUXPUBLICATION 214LinuxToday 215LWN 216LinuxWorld 217Linux.com 218 219LINUXEXPO 220{RealCity} Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix} 221{USState} Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix} 222Linux {LinuxExpoSuffix} 223LinuxWorld {LinuxExpoSuffix} 224LinuxExpo {LinuxExpoSuffix} 225LinuxCon {LinuxExpoSuffix} 226 227LINUXEXPOSUFFIX 228Showcase 229Expo 230Conference 231Convention 232{@%Y|0|0} 233Show 234Money-Making Expo 235PHB Get-Together 236 237TECHLAWSUITTARGET 238DeCSS 239Napster 240MP3.com 2412600 242 243TECHGEEKTARGET 244DMCA 245Microsoft 246Echelon 247Carnivore 248"Know Your Customer" 249Geek Profiling 250Software Patents 251 252TECHGEEKENEMY 253Microsoft 254RIAA 255MPAA 256DVD CCA 257Network Solutions 258 259GEEKPEOPLE 260Hackers 261Geeks 262Nerds 263Kids 264Teenagers 265{[Angst-Ridden|Troubled} Teens 266Anonymous Cowards 267Lurkers 268Flamers 269 270GEEKENEMY 271Bible-Thumpers 272Congresscritters 273{[Paranoid |Clueless |Hysterical | } Parents 274Recording Industry Executives 275Media Tycoons 276Bureaucrats 277Soccer Moms 278Prohibitionists 279Lawyers 280Attorneys 281Lobbyists 282Pointy Haird Bosses 283School Administrators 284Thought Police 285 286GEEKBADGUYS 287Script Kiddies 288Hackers 289Crackers 290Spammers 291 292GEEKPOLITICALPROBLEM 293censorship 294software patents 295{[Carnivore|Echelon} 296Geek Profiling 297"Know Your Customer" 298domain snatching 299 300TECHPROBLEM 301Script Kiddies 302Spammers 303Crackers 304Backhoes 305Network Outtages 306System Crashes 307 308LINUXERROR 309lp1 on fire 310kernel panic 311Signal 11 312Security hole found between chair and monitor 313User needs a cluestick 314This ain't Windows 315Bus error 316Black hole imminent 317Segmentation fault 318 319TECHTOPIC 320Bogus Patents 321Artificial Intelligence 322Embedded Systems 323Dotcom Meltdown 324Hackers/Crackers 325Spam 326Windows {WindowsVersion} Security Exploits 327 328GEEKENTERTAINMENT 329Star Wars 330Star Wars 331The Matrix 332Star Trek: {[TOS|TNG|DS9|Voyager} 333Star Trek 334The Simpsons 335X-Files 336Babylon 5 337MST3K 338 339GEEKSCIFIBOOK 340The {GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} 341The {GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of {GeekSciFiAlien} 342{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} 343{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookPlace} Of The {GeekSciFiBookPeople} 344The {GeekSciFiBookThing} Of The {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} 345{[The }{GeekSciFiBookPeople} Of The {GeekSciFiBookThing} 346{[The }{GeekSciFiBookPlace} {GeekSciFiBookThing} 347The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy} {[Awaits|Comes|Awakens|Returns} 348{[The }{GeekSciFiBookThing} Of The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy} 349{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookEnemy} 350{GeekSciFiBookThing} {[In The Balance|On Hold|In Limbo|Vanishes} 351{[The }{GeekSciFiBookEvent} Of The {GeekSciFiBookThing} Of {GeekSciFiAlien} 352{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} 353{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiBookPlace} Of {GeekSciFiAlien} 354{[The }{GeekSciFiBookAdj} {GeekSciFiAlien} {GeekSciFiBookThing} 355{[The }{LastName} {[Effect|Equation} 356 357GEEKSCIFIBOOKPLACE 358Planet 359Star 360Sun 361Universe 362Galaxy 363Solar System 364World 365Realm 366Asteroid 367Comet 368Outpost 369Matrix 370Constellation 371Continuum 372Cluster 373Quasar 374Nebula 375 376GEEKSCIFIBOOKTHING 377{[Techno|Cyber|Lawyer|Chrono}clysm 378Federation 379Future 380Community 381Civilization 382Spaceship 383Union 384Alliance 385Foundation 386Conspiracy 387Amulet 388Black Hole 389Anomoly 390Underground 391Empire 392 393GEEKSCIFIBOOKENEMY 394Menace 395Monster 396Machine 397Beast 398Devil 399 400GEEKSCIFIBOOKPEOPLE 401Explorer{[s} 402Pioneer{[s} 403Guardian{[s} 404Time Traveler{[s} 405Astrophysicist{[s} 406Stonecutter{[s} 407Mystic{[s} 408Fortuneteller{[s} 409Philosopher{[s} 410King{[s} 411God{[s} 412Goddess{[es} 413{[Dictator|Tyrant|Despot|Monarch} 414Aristocrat{[s} 415Mathematician{[s} 416Scientist{[s} 417Wizard{[s} 418 419GEEKSCIFIBOOKEVENT 420Revenge 421Return 422Rise 423Fall 424Destruction 425Implosion 426Annihilation 427Victory 428Defeat 429End 430 431GEEKSCIFIBOOKADJ 432Expanding 433Collapsing 434Imploding 435Derelict 436Abandoned 437Lost 438Triumphant 439Victorious 440Doomed 441Forbidden 442Unknown 443Null 444Infinite 445 446GEEKSCIFIELEMENT 447time travel 448artificial intelligence 449a sentient {animal} 450galactic civilizations 451faster-than-light travel 452parallel universes 453anti-gravity cars 454mind-reading aliens 455scientific techno-babble 456teleportation 457 458GEEKSCIFIALIEN 459{^RandomName} 460{GeekSciFiAlienStatic} 461 462GEEKSCIFIALIENSTATIC 463{Planet} 464Orion 465Andromeda 466Gaia 467Alpha Centauri 468Betelguese 469Alpha 470Beta 471Gamma 472Epsilon 473 474GEEKSCIFIAUTHOR 475Robert Heinlein 476Neal Stephenson 477Arthur C. Clarke 478Isaac Asimov 479Orson Scott Card 480 481BOGUSPATENT 482server side includes 483weblog-style sites 484random poetry generators 485{[beige|rectangular|translucent} computer cases 486rectangular computer cases 487dancing software assistants 488command-line interfaces 489floppy diskettes 490hypertext documents 491interpreted scripting languages 492{[double|zero|triple}-click shopping 493ROT13 encoding 494XOR encryption 495the quadratic formula 496CGI scripting 497spell checking 498pull-down menus 499{[horizontal|vertical} scroll bars 500 501PUNDITFLAME 502Linux is Communistic 503Linux will fail 504Linux is the worst operating system ever 505Could you get fired for choosing Linux? 506Unix is 1960s technology 507The GPL is even more restrictive than a Microsoft EULA 508The GNU Project is holding back the Open Source movement 509Open Source projects are uncreative and unoriginal 510Linux doesn't contain any innovations 511Microsoft is the most innovative company in the history of mankind 512Windows {WindowsVersion} is much better than Linux 513Unix sucks 514Windows is the only GUI with a consistent interface 515Why do end-users need source code anyways? 516Linux users all behave like immature {#7-16} year olds 517Linux = LinSux 518Linux is only free if your time is worthless 519Security through obscurity is the only way to go! 520Attack of the Snot-Nosed Linux Zealots 521Linux Advocacy: A Dangerous Brainwashing Religious Cult 522Microsoft Will Win 523 524PERIPHERAL 525Digital Camera 526{PeripheralInterface} Infrared Video Camera 527{PeripheralInterface} Scanner 528Software Modem 529Cable Modem 530Video Card 5313D Accelerator Card 532{PeripheralInterface} Time Travel Card 533{PeripheralInterface} Coffee Machine 534{#40-99} Inch Monitor 535Uninterruptible Power Supply 536{PeripheralInterface} CD-Recorder 537Beowulf-Cluster-in-a-Box 538 539PERIPHERALINTERFACE 540SCSI 541IDE 542Parallel Port 543USB 544FireWire 545Serial Port 546 547TECHHARDWARECOMPANY 548IBM 549Dell 550Compaq 551Maxtor 552Seagate 553Western Digital 554Transmeta 555Hewlett Packard 556 557OPENSOURCEPROJECT 558Linux 559FreeBSD 560NetBSD 561OpenBSD 562Apache 563Sendmail 564GNOME 565KDE 566X11 567Mozilla 568 569UNIXTOOL 570awk 571sed 572bison 573gcc 574vi 575emacs 576 577LINUXEVENT 578LinuxWorld Expo 579Atlanta Linux Showcase 580LinuxFest 581LinuxExpo 582 583LINUXUSERGROUP 584{LETTER}{LETTER}LUG 585{USPOSTALSTATE}LUG 586{LETTER}LUG 587 588FRESHMEATLINK 589http://freshmeat.net/news/{@%Y/%m/%d|0|50000}/{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}{digit}.html 590 591FRESHMEATDESC 592{Apptype} {appsuffix} 593{Apptype} {appsuffix} for {FreshMeatDescFor} 594{Apptype} {appsuffix} written in {ComputerLanguage} 595{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} written in {ComputerLanguage} 596{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} for the {careertech} 597{BuzzwordAdjective} {buzzwordnoun} {buzzwordjob} 598{FreshMeatDescPrefix} {Apptype} {appsuffix} 599{ComputerLanguage} {appsuffix} 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854CorelDRAW 855WordPerfect 856Microsoft Office 857Microsoft Word 858Borland Delphi 859Oracle 860Interbase 861AutoCAD 862 863MICROSOFTSLOGAN 864Making It All Make Cents 865Over {#5-20} Years of Innovation 866Wintel Inside 867Your Windows and Gates to the World 868Fighting the Department of Injustice Since Day One 869Because Anti-Trust Laws Are Obsolete 870Real People Use Our Software, Not Nerds & Geeks 871Crashes Are Normal 872Embracing & Extending For Over {#20-30} Years 873This Motto is Not Anti-Competitive 874Got Windows? You Have To! 875One Microsoft Way. It's Much More Than An Address. 876 877OPENSOURCELICENSE 878GNU General Public License 879GNU Lesser General Public License 880BSD License 881Artistic License 882Mozilla Public License 883X11 License 884Apache License 885 886RFCDOCUMENT 887{[Electricity|Water|Pizza|Beer}-over-IP 888IP Datagrams Carried by {[Pony Express|Taxicab|Fedex} 889PORN Over Real-time Networks 890 891SLASHDOTJONKATZ 892{SlashdotJonKatzPrefix1}: {SlashdotJonKatz1} 893{SlashdotJonKatz1} 894 895SLASHDOTJONKATZ1 896{SlashdotJonKatzIssues}, {SlashdotJonKatzIssues} and the {SlashdotJonKatzIssues2} 897{SlashdotJonKatzVerbs1} {SlashdotJonKatzActionsOfThem} {SlashdotJonKatzIssues} 898{SlashdotJonKatzPrefix2} {SlashdotJonKatzActionsOfThem} {SlashdotJonKatzIssues} 899 900SLASHDOTJONKATZPREFIX1 901Analysis 902Unplugged 903Part {NumberWord} 904Feature 905Jon Katz 906The Windbag Speaks 907 908SLASHDOTJONKATZPREFIX2 909The Rise Of 910Brief History Of 911The Road To 912The Myth Of 913Voices From 914Descent Into 915At The Crossroads Of 916Showdown With 917The Era Of 918The Power Of 919The Death Of 920The Nation Of 921Some Good News From 922Beyond 923 924SLASHDOTJONKATZVERBS1 925Dealing With 926Handling 927Facing 928Coping With 929Fighting 930Challenging 931 932SLASHDOTJONKATZACTIONSOFTHEM 933War On 934Battle Against 935Heavy-Handed Crusade Against 936Draconian Retaliation Against 937Foolish Crackdown On 938Crazy Attempts To Ban 939 940SLASHDOTJONKATZISSUES 941Criminal Libel 942Free Speech 943Free Music 944Fighting Monopolies 945Repealing Unjust Laws 946Software Patents 947Geek Profiling 948Sexbots 949Free Pornography 950 951SLASHDOTJONKATZISSUES2 952Net 953World 954Internet 955Worldwide Community 956Web 957Geek Population 958Future 959