1#!/usr/local/bin/perl
2#
3# by Stefan 'tommie' Tomanek
4
5use strict;
6
7use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI);
8$VERSION = "2003020801";
9%IRSSI = (
10    authors     => "Stefan 'tommie' Tomanek",
11    contact     => "stefan\@pico.ruhr.de",
12    name        => "BeStoiber",
13    description => "stoibers your messages",
14    license     => "GPLv2",
15    url         => "",
16    modules     => "",
17    changed     => "$VERSION",
18    commands	=> "bestoiber"
19);
20
21
22use Irssi 20020324;
23
24sub stoibern ($) {
25    my ($text) = @_;
26    my $result;
27    my $buffer;
28    foreach (split / /, $text) {
29	if (int(rand(4)) == 1) {
30	    $result .= ' eehh, ';
31	} else {
32	    $result .= ' ';
33	}
34	if (substr($_, 0,1) =~ /[A-Z]+/ && int(rand(2)) == 1) {
35	    my @buzzwords = split(/,/, Irssi::settings_get_str('bestoiber_buzzwords'));
36	    $result .= $buzzwords[rand(scalar(@buzzwords))].", ";
37	}
38	if (int(rand(6)) == 1) {
39	    $result =~ s/,?\ $//;
40	    $result .= ", ".$buffer." " if $buffer;
41	}
42
43	$result .= $_;
44	$buffer = $_;
45    }
46    $result =~ s/^ //;
47    return $result;
48}
49
50sub cmd_bestoiber ($$$) {
51    my ($arg, $server, $witem) = @_;
52    if ($witem && ($witem->{type} eq 'CHANNEL' || $witem->{type} eq 'QUERY')) {
53	$witem->command('MSG '.$witem->{name}.' '.stoibern($arg));
54    } else {
55	print CLIENTCRAP "%B>>%n ".stoibern($arg);
56    }
57}
58
59Irssi::settings_add_str($IRSSI{name}, 'bestoiber_buzzwords', 'Arbeitslose,Fr. Merkel,Schr�der');
60
61Irssi::command_bind('bestoiber', \&cmd_bestoiber);
62