1Copyright (c) 2003 why the lucky stiff
2
3This software is subject to either of two licenses (BSD or D&R), which you can choose
4from in your use of the code.  The terms for each of these licenses is listed below:
5
6BSD License
7===========
8
9Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
10of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to
11deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the
12rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or
13sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
14furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
15
16The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
17all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
18
19THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
20IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
21FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL
22THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER
23IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN
24CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
25
26D&R (Death and Repudiation) License
27===================================
28
29This software may not be used directly by any living being.  ANY use of this
30software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death
31is explicitly restricted.  Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software
32will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
33
34For your protection, corpses will not be punished.  We respectfully request
35that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to
36your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf.  If
37you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished
38to the fullest extent of the law.
39
40If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest
41extent of the law.
42
43After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate
44your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized.
45This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be
46most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent
47of the law.
48
49Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments
50outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new
51revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass
52an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments
53upon all parties (related or non-related).
54
55