1These fortunes were brought to you by:
2		The DragonFly BSD Project
3%
4/*
5 * Phrases work is currently commented out.  Remove comments here
6 * and in header setup to enable.
7 *
8 * char *Phrases[] = {
9 *     "Tired of Penguins?  Switch totheDragon!",
10 *     "Dragging BSD, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century.",
11 *     "Best thing since sliced bread.",
12 *     "A new day and a new way.",
13 *     "The way BSD should be!",
14 *     "Here be Dragons.",
15 *     "DragonFly BSD, the logical successor to FreeBSD 4.x.",
16 *     "Use the Force: DragonFly release1 in June!"
17 *     "Catch the buzz!",
18 *     "When one wing isn't enough!",
19 *     "The best breed",
20 *     "A Dragonfly a day will keep Microsoft away.",
21 *     "Catch the Buzz.",
22 *     "When two wings aren't enough."
23 * };
24 */
25
26  -- Hidden in tablegc, the driving engine behind the DragonFly
27     website.
28%
29<buggs> don't drink and drive, use DragonFly
30<chiller> Pretty fly, like dragonfly
31<chiller> maybe an 'a' there..
32<buggs> DF, back to the future
33<corecode> DF - back to BSD's future
34
35  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
36%
37<Diannora> Theres a hole in my mem-ory, Theres a hole in my mem-ory,
38<Diannora> the compactor had a go, the memory now is low, Theres a hole in
39my mem-ory!
40<coolvibe> free your mallocs, dianora, dianora, dianora. Free your mallocs
41dianora, it isn't strange there's a hole
42<Diannora> Theres a hole in my memory, dear coolvibe dear coolvibe, theres
43a hole in my memory dear coolvibe !
44<Diannora> Why fix it Dianora, Dianora, Why fix it Dianora Dianora !
45
46  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
47%
48<coolvibe> Daemons gathered in their masses
49<robg> just like hackers at conventions
50<coolvibe> evil code that plots destruction
51<robg> sorceror of mass construction
52<coolvibe> in the fields the coredump's burning
53<coolvibe> as the code machine keeps turning
54<coolvibe> Death and hatred to bugkind.
55<coolvibe> poisoning their debugged minds
56<coolvibe> oh lord yeah!
57
58  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
59%
60< GeekGod> speak now or forever hold your commit
61
62  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
63%
64< schoolio> The watched kernel never panics
65
66  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
67%
68>     I'm just joking.  But I may hand a commit bit to anyone who
69>     submits too many cosmetic changes and make that person our
70>     official cosmetics spokeperson :-).
71
72Just call me "Mary Kay"  :D
73
74  -- Chis Pressey in reply to Matt Dillon on the submit@ mailinglist
75%
76<Niacin> BSD
77<Niacin> Bibles Sex Drugs
78<Niacin> kinda like the mormans
79
80  -- said on EFnet  #dragonflybsd
81%
82<hmp> Niacin: BSD --- The Mad Cow Disease
83<hmp> ;)
84
85  -- said on EFnet  #dragonflybsd
86%
87<cpressey> Pokemon DragonFlyBSD: "Gotta patch 'em all"
88
89  -- said on EFnet  #dragonflybsd
90%
91<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode
92<coolvibe>  the coder looks at his crystal ball
93<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode
94<coolvibe>  there is no vision there at all
95<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode - the coder looked and he laughed at me
96<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode - he said you're blind, too blind to seeee
97<robg>  coolvibe, your killing me how am i supposed to get anything done..
98
99  -- coolvibe molesting some Iron Maiden lyrics on EFnet #dragonflybsd
100%
101
102<@Dianora> hsu is sending me porn!
103<@Dianora> X-From_: hsu@freebsd.org  Tue Mar 23 13:02:07 2004
104<@Dianora> From: hsu@freebsd.org
105<@Dianora> To: db@db.net
106<@Dianora> Subject: Re: Free porn
107<@Dianora> I hate those viruses
108<+aaron> at least it's *free* porn.
109
110  -- overheard on EFnet #dragonflybsd
111%
112[talking about Matt's bike accident and broken shoulder]
113< GeekGod> i hadn't even heard of that paticular bone before matts fun
114<@coolvibe> what, clavicle?
115< GeekGod> roger
116<+aaron> there's a bone named roger?
117
118  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
119%
120<@cpressey> oh, well.  ok then.
121<@coolvibe> ?
122-!- cpressey is now known as marykay
123<@coolvibe> hahahahah
124
125  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
126%
127<@buggs> BSD had hacker called Matt
128<@buggs> And all his patches were fat
129<@buggs> But the whining masses cried like a kid
130<@buggs> And took away his commit bit
131<@buggs> But he still was coding high
132<@buggs> And put them all in DragonFly
133
134  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
135%
136<@cpressey> panic: bikeshed: wrong colour
137
138  -- said on EFnet #dragonflybsd
139%
140<@coolvibe> I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to get the mutexes
141	from my mind. What did I see, can I believe, that what I saw that
142	night was real and not just fantasy
143<@coolvibe> just what I saw, in that old code, where they reflections of those
144	past hacks staring back at me
145<@coolvibe> cos in my dreams, it's always there, the evil lock that twists my
146	mind and brings me to dispair!
147<@coolvibe> the night was black, was no use holding back, cus I just had to
148	see, was someone watching me.
149<@coolvibe> In the mist, dark hackers move and twist, was all this for real,
150	or some kind of hell
151<@coolvibe> 6 66, the number of the beasty
152<@coolvibe> hacks and locks were spawned to be released
153<@coolvibe> compilers blazed, and sacred chants were praised, as they start
154	to cry, hands held to the sky
155<@coolvibe> in the night, the locks were spinning bright, the ritual has
156	begun, beasties work is done
157<@coolvibe> six, six six, the number of the beastie, sacrifice is going on
158	tonight
159
160  -- coolvibe molesting more Iron Maiden lyrics, on EFnet #dragonflybsd
161%
162<eirik> and now nobody can get an ip
163<eirik> except me which added some ugly hack into the network stack
164
165 -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD
166%
16715:27 <@dillon> It's been a long slog
16815:28 <@dillon> but now it is allllll over
16915:28 <@dillon> time for pie!
170
171 -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD
172